- Spandex Bonerlord
- Sep 30, 2014
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I got this via email from my uncle that works at Disney and cucks Tim Burton.
quote:
SULKTAN: Jafart, this is a power outage. If it weren't for all
your years of lovely electrical service... . From now on,
you are to discuss hiring of contractors with me,
before they are beheaded.
JAFART: I assure you, your high rear end, it won't happen again.
SULKTAN: Jasminey, Jafart, now let's put this whole messy
business behind us. Please?
JAFART: My most abject and cumblast apologies to you as
well, prince rear end. (He gropes her tits, but
she backs away.)
JASMINEY: At least some good will come of my being forced to
gently caress. When I am queen, I will have the
power to peg you with a strap on!
SULKTAN: That's nice (He begins ripping a bowl.). All settled, then. Now, Jasminey,
getting back to this loving business, (he
looks and sees Jasminey attempting to slit her own throat.) Jasminey?
Jasminey! (He starts running towards her, but then stumbles out a window overlooking a pool of gators with boners.)
JAFART: If only I had gotten some of that weed!
IAGOAT: (As JASMINEY) I will have the power to peg you with a strap on !
D'oh! To think--we gotta keep sucking
that chimp's cock, and his chimp daughter for the
rest of our lives...
JAFART: No, Iagoat. Only until she finds a chimp husband.
Then she'll have us sodomized--or castrated!
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- burritolingus
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by Ralp
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- Tricky D
- Apr 1, 2005
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I love um!
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I suspect that excerpt, and this thread, is some kind of put-on.
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- Enfield
- May 30, 2011
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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cool beans
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- Pimpcasso
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VOLS BITCH
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- Spandex Bonerlord
- Sep 30, 2014
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My uncle says that Iago is now a goat and that he'll be portrayed by Gilbert Gottfried wearing a goat costume.
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