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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I got this via email from my uncle that works at Disney and cucks Tim Burton.

quote:

SULKTAN: Jafart, this is a power outage. If it weren't for all
your years of lovely electrical service... . From now on,
you are to discuss hiring of contractors with me,
before they are beheaded.
JAFART: I assure you, your high rear end, it won't happen again.
SULKTAN: Jasminey, Jafart, now let's put this whole messy
business behind us. Please?
JAFART: My most abject and cumblast apologies to you as
well, prince rear end. (He gropes her tits, but
she backs away.)
JASMINEY: At least some good will come of my being forced to
gently caress. When I am queen, I will have the
power to peg you with a strap on!
SULKTAN: That's nice (He begins ripping a bowl.). All settled, then. Now, Jasminey,
getting back to this loving business, (he
looks and sees Jasminey attempting to slit her own throat.) Jasminey?
Jasminey! (He starts running towards her, but then stumbles out a window overlooking a pool of gators with boners.)
JAFART: If only I had gotten some of that weed!
IAGOAT: (As JASMINEY) I will have the power to peg you with a strap on !
D'oh! To think--we gotta keep sucking
that chimp's cock, and his chimp daughter for the
rest of our lives...
JAFART: No, Iagoat. Only until she finds a chimp husband.
Then she'll have us sodomized--or castrated!

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burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
fanfiction.net

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I suspect that excerpt, and this thread, is some kind of put-on.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
cool beans

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
allah ackbar

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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

My uncle says that Iago is now a goat and that he'll be portrayed by Gilbert Gottfried wearing a goat costume.

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