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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

lonoscopy up his loving rear end in a top hat. Doctors claim that a pair of Mercedes-Benz became lodged in his colon after he attempted to use the engine vibrations to massage his prostate. Trump had nothing to say other than "Why don't you try getting off normally with a withered shrimp cock!" followed by "You're fired!", at which point he pushed our reporter out the 5th story hospital room window.

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haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
Is the chipmunk on his scalp okay?

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

haris pilton posted:

Is the chipmunk on his scalp okay?

It doesn't say. I hope it is :ohdear:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
i wonder if mentioning this puts me on another list somewhere?

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
i liek donald trump hes a strait shooter who can balance the buget w/ his business mastery

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i wonder how long it's been since trump could see his dick

not like in a mirror just lookin down at it


not in my lifetime i bet

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
its not like he ever needs to find it, I am sure people are more than willing to assist the trump meat and 2 veg.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
clicked expecting goatse gently caress u op

feller
Jul 5, 2006


e: gently caress beaten while searching for picture not even worth it anymore

goddamnit op i guess i'll do it for you http://i.imgur.com/1BRNzKV.jpg :nws:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
thank you for saving my weekend after op disappointed me

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Omelette du Fromage posted:

e: gently caress beaten while searching for picture not even worth it anymore

goddamnit op i guess i'll do it for you http://i.imgur.com/1BRNzKV.jpg

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

here's a different goatse, if that helps: http://i.imgur.com/PTxfoKN.jpg :nws:

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

here's a different goatse, if that helps: http://i.imgur.com/PTxfoKN.jpg

it did

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014

lol

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
:eyepop:

feller
Jul 5, 2006


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

here's a different goatse, if that helps: http://i.imgur.com/PTxfoKN.jpg

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

here's a different goatse, if that helps: http://i.imgur.com/PTxfoKN.jpg :nws:

a literal brown eye

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



I hoped

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

DaveSplitter posted:

lonoscopy up his loving rear end in a top hat. Doctors claim that a pair of Mercedes-Benz became lodged in his colon after he attempted to use the engine vibrations to massage his prostate. Trump had nothing to say other than "Why don't you try getting off normally with a withered shrimp cock!" followed by "You're fired!", at which point he pushed our reporter out the 5th story hospital room window.

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

here's a different goatse, if that helps: http://i.imgur.com/PTxfoKN.jpg :nws:

oh wow, dmt trips can be photoshopped now.
Film makers, i require dmt porn.

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