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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

OP, phone the police department and ask if anyone has reported your ex-girlfriend getting the gently caress of her lifetime.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

looks like meats back on the menu boys

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

smg77 posted:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im dating a girl who doesnt have as impressive of a tan as i do. HELP GBS! do i sever???

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Ohnonotme posted:

Joke's on you, OP - she was dismembered by me about a month ago, shoved into a suitcase, and should be washing up on the shore of the river Thames by now.
Phone the police department and ask if anyone has reported recovering a dismembered floating body in what I must assume is a pretty loving big suitcase.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Aralan posted:

All my exes have gotten fatter, meanwhile I've lost weight, gotten into pretty good shape, and resigned myself to dying cold and alone. So really, I think it's pretty obvious who won out in the end
start asking women out, so many women are as awkward as you are dont even worry about it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im dating a girl right now and i want to rail her so bad right now we havnt done it yet

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

at our age probably. hopefully we are more than the sum of our parts or something.

she looks good but is so drat pale because her job is computer and i have the worlds best farmers tan so if you can imagine that.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want to gently caress to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De5uHt81ipw

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