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Just how fat is blunt for century's mama?
so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
so fat she gotta eating disorder. She eat dis order, & that order, & everybody else's order too
so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food
so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
blunt for century's mama so cross eyed, her husband left her for seeing someone on the side.

blunt for century's mama so dirty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

blunt for century's mama is so dumb she stuck a phone up her rear end to make a booty call

blunt for century's mama so dumb when the questionnaire asked Sex? she put in M F and sometimes Wednesday.

blunt for century's mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

blunt for century's mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount

blunt for century's mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

blunt for century's mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.

blunt for century's mama's missing a finger and can't count past nine.

blunt for century's mama so nasty she joined the four horseman. Now its war, death, famine, disease and blunt for century's mama

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curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
low tide huh

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


i've never seen blunt for century's mama so i can't say how fat she is, but i do know that blunt for century's mama is so old that when ben franklin flew his kite he used the spare key that blunt for century's mama had given him for her apartment

pig slut lisa has a new favorite as of 05:40 on Jul 20, 2015

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
oh word?

joke_explainer
Dec 28, 2011


blunt for century's mama is so fat she just ate a chicken wing and increased in mass past the Tolman-Oppenheimer-Volkoff limit and collapsed into a neutron star... we're all doomed

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Blunt for century is great actually

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Aesop Poprock posted:

Blunt for century is great actually

please don't post opinions in the PYF fact about blunt for century's mama thread, thanks

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Blunt for a century mama so nasty granos called the police on her

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Blunt for Century's momma is so old that she DJ'd the Boston Tea Party.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Blunt for Century's momma is so fat, she uses a sleeping bag as a maxi pad.







P.S. who is blunt for century

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

bringmyfishback posted:

Blunt for Century's momma is so fat, she uses a sleeping bag as a maxi pad.







P.S. who is blunt for century

one of the moderators of this forum lol

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

i flunked out posted:

one of the moderators of this forum lol

Must be new

Unlike his mom who is so old

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Blunt For Century's mama is so fat that she has serious knee and back problems because her skeletal system simply can't handl the constant strain.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
I saw blunt for century's mom walking down the street the other day.

She had one shoe on.

I asked her, "Lose a shoe?"

She grinned and said "No! I found one."

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

bringmyfishback posted:

P.S. who is blunt for century

Ice cold

Heavy Sigh
Nov 13, 2011

They've planted corn everywhere.

Soiled Meat
blunt for century's mama so fat her rolls have rolls.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Blunt for Century's mom was the inspiration for this classic from the Pharcyde.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

quote:

so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Voted for this one because c'mon, it's a classic!

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Blunt for century's mama so fat, she broke her leg and hot bloody fat sprayed everywhere!

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Some even got on the mayor!

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


blunt for century's mama raised a well adjusted, funny, and intelligent son who now mods the PYF subforum of Something Awful.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Blunt for Centurys mama is so cowardly that she hasn't even considered joining the military to help protect our Freedom from the forces of terror and tyranny.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
blunt for century's mom is so fat she wore high heels and struck oil




how did blunt for century's mom break her arm while raking leaves?
she fell out of the tree.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!
blunt for century's mama isn't great

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
blunt for century's mama is so fat i took a picture of her at christmas dinner last year and it's still printing

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




BFC's mama so old, she played with Hello Triceratops as a kid.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Blunt for century's mama is so ignorant that she thinks the Diet of Worms is some new weight loss trend.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Backyard Blacksmith's mama's so nice, everyone in her neighborhood says "drat that's a nice lady" when she walks by with her dog on their evening walks.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Backyard Blacksmith's mama is such a great cook that her rhubarb pies can make a man float in the air by just the scent alone.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!
blunt for century's mama is so inept at playing the contrabass that she doesn't even realize the notes on the page transpose down an octave

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
blunt for century mama so fat when she's out in public people think a parade balloon got lost

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
blunt for century's mama is so fat that she has a hard time finding clothes that fit her, and her self esteem suffers as a result

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pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
blunt for century's mama so fat all the guys who sleep with her nicknamed her hunt for entry

e: lol old thread

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