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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Hey guys, what's going on in here?

Oh, lunch I see? Well, it's been awhile, but I'll join if you'll have me. I think you'll find my taste are rather refined, though.



##select Caviar

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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Are roles out yet? I'm claiming miller.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Asiina posted:

Also I just realized Ernie and Byers together again in this game. :getin:

Noice.

Ernie, pre-role alliance y/n?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Kumbamontu posted:

Role PMs are now out. Please confirm in thread once you've read. I will start Day 1 when we are all mostly ready!

Booo, how can I now make a pre-role alliance? Game is unbalanced.

Confirmed.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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CapitalistPig posted:

Hi guys, I'm bacon.

You may remember me from such hits as

Bacon Double cheeseburger

or

Bacon wrapped chicken breasts stuffed with cheese and mushrooms

or maybe

Eggs and bacon.


Please eat as much of me as possible.


Thank you.

CPig is the best ingredient, if you kill CPig you're a jerk.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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SirSamVimes posted:

CPig is good as an ingredient, but not as the sole focus of a meal.

A new restaurant that opened in Pittsburgh disagrees with you:

Bakn

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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bowmore posted:

I don't mind a good BLAT

What's the A? Avocado?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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bowmore posted:

Surprisingly Tofurkey is a very powerful role

Scum disguiser claim ITT? Tofu can mask itself as any protein.

We report, you decide.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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bowmore posted:

Byers, he is onto me

Booo, vote the man with obvious bacon bias:

SirSamVimes posted:

BLTs and bacon pancakes involve bacon as an ingredient incorporated amongst others so they're fine by me. The limit of bacon focus for me is bacon and eggs, anything more bacony than that I am not a fan of.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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bowmore posted:

i don't think i should vote on flavor arguments

get it?

:golfclap:

Opopanax posted:

Sounds like you guys will make quite the...club

... oh, no, the puns have started.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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So, looking at the player list and:
  • Robviously
  • SirSamVimes
  • Zetsubou-san
Have I played with any of you three under different names? Or is this our first game together?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Asiina posted:

Hi it's my first game.

Ahhh, the old Rarity ploy, yes? I'm on to you, Asiina.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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SirSamVimes posted:

I have only played under this name, and yours isn't familiar so I don't think so. Why do you ask?

Because I once played a whole game with Betrayer and MIR after they switched names and never knew who either one was until I was dead. MIR tricked me in his game, Betrayer betrayed me in the other.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Asiina posted:

...and sometimes we'd put cheese and ketchup.

... that's just wrong, Asiina. You should feel shame.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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imgay posted:

Funny story, when I first started playing, some people thought this was Jakep's alt account.

Has anyone ever been caught using an alt account in a mafia game? Not GG/Dr. Idle's shared computer and multiple accounts, but a true two account for one person set-up?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Asiina posted:

But French toast isn't naturally sweet. It's just sweet if you put sweet things on or in it. It's just eggs and bread and milk.

Sorry, the thread has reached consensus, French Toast with cheese and ketchup is weird and wrong and you should feel shame.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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CapitalistPig posted:

I am secretly Eccoraven

Lies, I'm convinced Eccoraven is one account for multiple people; she's the opposite of an alt account.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Asiina posted:

Ketchup isn't evil!

It's weird, I thought you were Canadian, but then you say things like this and I just see my relatives in Kentucky.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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imgay posted:

I remember one time when i was a kid at a resturant I thought the ketchup bottle was my drink. hosed up how my parents didn't stop me and actually just took pictures of it.

Your parents are awesome. Also, post the pics.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Ernie. posted:

it's why i signed up :unsmigghh:

And now I'm happy.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Asiina posted:

Oh honey, if you don't think Canadian's love ketchup.

What else will we put on our KD?

KD? Is that some code to activate the Canadian sleeper agents?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Asiina posted:

##vote EXAKT for taking the best flavour.

And the award for first vote before the game even starts goes to...

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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I also get mushrooms added to hawaiian pizza. This is wrong of me, but I think it's delicious.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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imgay posted:

Whenever I eat a Hawaiian Pizza I always pick out the Ham bits. Its not the taste, its the texture that distracts me from enjoying it to the fullest.

You should try bacon as a substitute. The crunch works, and the smokier flavor works well with the pineapple and mushrooms.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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bowmore posted:

nah we are waiting for night 0 actions to resolve

... huh. Tell us more, bowmore.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Thank you, this post made me laugh.

But serious, what's up?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Asiina posted:

smooth recovery.

Smooth like a Foster's pour.

Disclaimer: I've never drunk Foster's, as I've heard bad things about it. The joke is he's Australian.

Hal Incandenza posted:

True story, I had already decided to not read my role PM before I saw that Ernie said he wasn't going to read his role PM.

Therefore I assume I am confirmed masons with Ernie and we will steamroll this game.

Does that mean you're in the alliance with Ernie and I now?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Ernie. posted:

yes

we're like the opposite of a scum-team

an alliance that will only work in public to eliminate everyone else

i really hope the three of us get to lylo so hal and i read our pms and we're like "WELL IT AIN'T ME" then we both kill byers and find out it was one of us

Now I want to run a game where everyone plays blind until 3-man LYLO, and I tell all three that they're SKs. Everyone until then just flips VT.

EXAKT Science posted:

Can I be in the alliance? I haven't read my PM but I've read Asiina's.

I dunno, this alliance was months in the making between Ernie and I. Did you read your role PM?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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That was a trick question, you passed!

Tell us Asiina's role, and you're in.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Asiina posted:

I'm unlynchable and deathproof.

Wait wrong game.

What other game do you have, Miss It's My First Time?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Asiina posted:

I had this cool PbP RPG game about space marines, but I can't remember what happened to it.

I heard the GM was a jerk, anyway. And likely needed serious head shrinkage.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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I can support this.

##vote SirSamVines

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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SirSamVimes posted:

I will not beg for mercy and nor will I apologise for speaking truth.

He will not repent his faith to appease us. He knoweth the true pizza in his heart.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Somberbrero posted:

Pepperoni is trash.

Yep. Delicious, salty, sinful trash.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Somberbrero posted:

You aren't impressing anyone with your love of garbage junk.

The best is to let cold pepperoni sit on your tongue and taste the fat melt away, leaving holes in the pepperoni.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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CapitalistPig posted:

The only time i like pepperoni on pizza is with jalapenos.

Pepperoni, jalapenos, and mushrooms would be awesome.

If it's not clear, I like mushrooms on pizza.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Somberbrero posted:

Mushrooms are good and people who dislike them are cooking them incorrectly.

My mom hates the texture of mushrooms, it was only when I got older that I learned what I'd missed out on.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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Kumba should've known this game would devolve into food chat when he made it.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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EXAKT Science posted:

food is good and people who dislike it are cooking it incorrectly

Balut is nasty no matter how it's cooked.

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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

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EXAKT Science posted:

i still want the burg, i just think it could be further improved.

Caramelized onions. Throw those in, and it might be the perfect burg.

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