[Mafia] Lunchtime at the Office

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CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

##select BACON

# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 17:25

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:06

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Jedit posted:

It'd have to be. Do you think we can agree not to try lynching each other on day 1 for once?

##vote Jedit

# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 17:30

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Hi guys, I'm bacon.

You may remember me from such hits as

Bacon Double cheeseburger

or

Bacon wrapped chicken breasts stuffed with cheese and mushrooms

or maybe

Eggs and bacon.

Please eat as much of me as possible.

Thank you.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 02:34

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

SirSamVimes posted:

CPig is good as an ingredient, but not as the sole focus of a meal.

Spoken like a true jerk who hasn't ever had a delicious BLT or Bacon Pancake

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 02:41

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

bowmore posted:

I don't mind a good BLAT

Yeah Bacon Lettuce Avacado Tomato sandwiches are great too.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 02:42

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

bowmore posted:

Surprisingly Tofurkey is a very powerful role

Bowmore, lets make an alliance , imagine the power of tofurkey and bacon combined.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 02:45

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

bowmore posted:

ok

cool who we gonna vote for first?

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 02:45

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

SirSamVimes posted:

BLTs and bacon pancakes involve bacon as an ingredient incorporated amongst others so they're fine by me. The limit of bacon focus for me is bacon and eggs, anything more bacony than that I am not a fan of.

Well yeah if thats what you are talking about of course no one just eats bacon for dinner, the dishes I mentioned have bacon as the FOCUS though.

Which is what you said.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 02:46

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

SirSamVimes posted:

I said sole focus. I guess I'm just thinking of the LOL BACON SO GOOD crowd which are usually idiots in general.

You know what bacon is particularly amazing with? French toast.

In my opinion the sole focus of the dish is the star ingredient.

The two dishes I mentioned has bacon as the star ingredient.

Hence, bacon is the sole focus of BLT's and Bacon pancakes.

Just like ground meat is typically the sole focus of a hamburger or meatloaf.

SO DON'T GET ME STARTED ON BACON SON

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 02:50

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

SirSamVimes posted:

Being a pig, you are clearly a greater authority on bacon so I will accept this.

Did I win the game Kumba?

Is it over now?

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 02:52

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Asiina posted:

I like bacon, but I hate when bacon is put in sweet things. My friend made chocolate chip and bacon cookies once and everyone loved them, but eating a sweet thing and then biting down into a pocket of salt in the form of bacon was just very gross to me.

Bacon has its place and does not need to be part of everything.

I actually mostly agree with this, I have had a couple of exceptions such as Maple Bacon ice cream and bacon chucks coated with brown sugar.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 02:56

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

... that's just wrong, Asiina. You should feel shame.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 02:59

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

bowmore posted:

scrambled eggs on toast is my go to breakfast

I can't afford bacon

hahahaha kill me

Actually this is my breakfast most days, because its fast and cheap and I can do it real quick before work.

Bacon is for weekend breakfasts and as an ingredient in dinner.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 03:04

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Asiina posted:

But French toast isn't naturally sweet. It's just sweet if you put sweet things on or in it. It's just eggs and bread and milk.

The sin there isnt savory french toast, its the ketchup.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 03:05

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

Has anyone ever been caught using an alt account in a mafia game? Not GG/Dr. Idle's shared computer and multiple accounts, but a true two account for one person set-up?

I am secretly Eccoraven

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 03:06

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Ketchup is the bud light of condiments.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 03:13

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

... huh. Tell us more, bowmore.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 03:21

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

The only time i like pepperoni on pizza is with jalapenos.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 04:58

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Somberbrero posted:

Mushrooms are good and people who dislike them are cooking them incorrectly.

Pepperonis are good and people who dislike them are cooking them incorrectly

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 05:04

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

How could i refuse.

##vote sirsamvines

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 05:26

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

SirSamVimes posted:

How could you betray me when we shared baconchat

Because the game hasnt started so i doubt kumba will count any of this.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 05:33

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I made these little mini turkey meatloafs for dinner tonight and they were wrapped with bacon. I brushed them with homemade barbecue sauce while they cooked.

I had hominy cooked with tomatoes and butter and some broccoli with it.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 06:21

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I am slightly suspicious of bowmore from that whole n0 slip, but honestly it isnt really a scumtell per se.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 15:24

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Robviously posted:

Baby spinach, arugala, chopped egg, tomato and cheddar with a strawberry vinaigrette gets me my salad fix when I need it.

And now I want a salad for lunch. Dammit.

Best salad is Cobb salad.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 15:46

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

Again, tomatoes. Drop those, and a Cobb is a good salad.

but tomatoes are good

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 15:53

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

Sure, when they're cooked. I don't like their taste raw.

I guess not everyone can be perfect.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 15:58

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

So wow, lots of posting has happened.

I don't like gamer.

##vote gamer

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 16:08

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

EXAKT Science posted:

##vote Byers

Care to elaborate?

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 00:36

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

EXAKT Science posted:

He's scum, duh.

well, I'm convinced

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 00:41

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

##vote byers

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 00:41

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

EXAKT Science posted:

And yet you aren't voting.

wow good job reading and having patience.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 00:42

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

EXAKT Science posted:

see the post immediately above yours

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 00:46

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

CPig, are you doing anything this game? Since D1 started, you've had six posts, mostly voting to follow someone else's developing case. First Gamer, now me.

Why would you ask me if I'm doing anything this game, and then go on to describe what I'm doing this game?

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 20:22

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

Because what I described is doing nothing, and I was asking if you were going to anything?

I'm going to vote for you until you die.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 20:25

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

Oh, ok, cool. Glad to see you putting in the effort.

It is effort since you are 100% scum this game.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 20:27

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

That's a very different attitude than you had at the start of the day, when you questioned Exakt's vote. I think you're overcompensating for something, CPig.

Actually you have no idea what you are talking about.

I had my reasons for questioning exakts motivations,.

But I knew you were scum already.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 20:33

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

... oh, I get it.

##vote CPig

Your move, boss.

Huh, quite the omgus you have there.

If i was the boss do you think id be in here with you goons eating lunch? No id be in my office laughing and making money.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 21:04

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

Nope, in fact CPig and I (kinda) are I think. This game's weird.

Ok, here's what I know. There is no scum team. There's somewhere between four and six 3P players; one 3P player is a Killer and I'll get back to them. The rest are Bosses, and we're kinda pricks.

Bosses work like this: we can't win if any other Boss is still alive. Every night, we can submit a list of players to Kumba and find out if anyone is a Boss on the list. in essence, an EccoCop that only looks for fellow Bosses. I've been calling my list the Feel Boss list. In addition, we can submit one name to the Killer for consideration to be killed that night. The Killer than picks from the list of names and that's the kill for the night. I don't know what the Killer does if all the Bosses are dead, maybe he becomes a regular old SK?

There are two ways for Bosses to win. If the Killer is alive, we win if the Killer and the surviving Boss controls the lynch (so, three players or fewer). If the Killer is dead, we win if we're the last surviving Boss. There are at least three Bosses, including me, but could be more.

N0, I checked Ernie and Hal. N1, I checked Ernie and bowmore. None of them are bosses. N1, I submitted PMom for the kill. I think that CPig checked me and someone he knew was not a Boss last night, and that's what he's on about. Notice how in that last post he caught on right away to the fact I was calling him a real boss and not just using a throwaway like "mate" or "dude."

At this point, I'm pulling for Ernie and Hal to be on the winning team, which means working with town. AMA.

wow you are so wrong lol.

But you totally just outed yourself to whoever these bosses are.

Way to go genius.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 21:19

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I give props to kumba though thats a pretty cool concept.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 21:20

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:06

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Byers2142 posted:

Yeah, and?

And you made a huge assumption that turned out to be wrong and now your little boss buddies are gonna be after you.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 21:34

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