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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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It didn't do anyting. What am I doing wrong?

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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Chinatown posted:

not doing whiskey, weed, and cocaine would be the mistake, imho.

I don't have money for those so I'm resorting to desperate measures.

Can I drink diluted rubbing alcohol?

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Applewhite posted:

You can drink anything once.

gently caress it, I'm going to try it. Wish me luck.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Shithouse Dave posted:

What kind of paint did you use?

It's like Krylon camouflage spray paint. It's got Xylene in it which is supposed to gently caress you up. Maybe I'm not doing it properly.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I'm drinking diluted rubbing alcohol now. It tastes like laundry detergent.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Are you sure it didn't work? You're posting about huffing paint in GBS.

Well, I also drank a few beers, some flavor extract that has like 76% alcohol, and took about 20 xanax.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Shithouse Dave posted:

Why are you doing these things?

Cuz i'm poor and can't find a loving job for the life of me.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I remember an old Saved By the Bell episode where some students where huffing paint to get high, and I was like, Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, maybe I'll give it a try.

I'm going to give it one more go and see how things work out.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Well the good news is according to this drug forum I skimmed quickly it's gonna take hundreds of xanax to kill you but the alcohol muddies the issue a bit.

I down xanax regulary with alcohol so it doesn't really worry me. It's not healthy by any means, but it's hardly. Alcohol increases the effects of the Xanax, not the other way around. So you just feel really calm.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Shithouse Dave posted:

Are you trying to die, get high, or some sort of Russian roulette combo?

No, I'm not trying to die, I just want to get wasted. I'm not suicidal or anything.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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extra stout posted:

unless you made this post within 20 seconds of taking 20 xanax you did not take 20 xanax

They're 0.5mg. I've also been taking them for a long time so I've built up a tolerance.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Chinatown posted:

seriously benzos are horrid poo poo and i hope you find a way out. benzos make cocaine look like alcohol or weed. please be safe.

I've never had any negative effects with benzos. Sure if you're an idiot and down an entire bottle without ever taking them before you'll be in trouble.

amityville anus posted:

silver spraypaint gets you extra high

I've heard about that, but I don't have money to buy it.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Just found half a bottle of robitussin in the medicin cabinet. Cheers.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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basement jihadist posted:

butt chug that poo poo

Do you have to use a funnel for that poo poo, how does that work. Can I use a tampon?

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Look at that guy, he's so happy.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I'm going to mix Robitussin with diluted rubbing alcohol and see what the results are. If I don't reply back I'm probably in a coma and you should contact somebody. I'm counting on you GBS.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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basement jihadist posted:

it depends, maybe a neti pot? what is the size of ur rear end in a top hat??

I could probably stick your average oil filler funnel up my poop shoot.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I tried the funnel method but my butt is too tight and I don't know how to use a tampon. can someone explain how to use a tampon in your butt.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I can't fit it in there. I need some assisstance.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I would make a terrible gay person.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Well, I survived and I woke up the next morning with every lamp in the house broken. Nothing else was broken, just the lamps.

Huff paint, take copious amounts of xanax and ativan, drink rubbing alcohol mixed with Robitussin. Add a few beers in the mix and you'll be a lamp killing machine.

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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Mozi posted:

as a concerned and responsible internet denizen i must express my misgivings over your course of action

It was a one time deal. I don't think I'll do it again because the high wasn't that great. The best way I can describe it is like being a toddler all over again. You can't walk properly and your arms do things they're not supposed to do. I also drooled a lot.


3/10 do not recommend.

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