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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Are their even people in bars? I mean, it's the start of the work week, I imagine there would only be other drunks like me sitting in there, hoping to meet like minded people.

Does this poo poo even work?

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Only the most desperate people are in the bars on Monday. LOL if you can't pick someone up on a Monday OP

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Time to close up shop, goat. Here lemme walk you home.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Only the most desperate people are in the bars on Monday. LOL if you can't pick someone up on a Monday OP

BRB heading to Applebee's

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I guess you live somewhere pretty quiet? I can find a pub packed full of people any night of the week. Hundreds of them. It's a tourist/international city though.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Solomon Goondy

Born on a Sunday

Laid on a Monday

Banned on a Tuesday

Dies of AIDS on a Wednesday

Reregs on Thursday

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Last time it was technically a Monday when I got my dick wet. This thread just reminded me to get back in touch with that transguy I did it with, as he was fun and played with my nipples in a way that was acceptable. Also wanted me to cum inside his pussy bareback, which is one of the only things I care about in sex.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Tried to get laid or got laid?

Or you mean you didn't have someone to gently caress so you said, I need some gently caress, and then successfully got the gently caress?

Pretty sure I have accomplished all of the above. Well, I know I have. Monday is just like any other day in the world of getting laid.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
It's MONDAY NIGHT RAW. As a straight man I can confirm that quality sports entertainment is better than anonymous sex.

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.

Ben Smash posted:

It's MONDAY NIGHT RAW. As a straight man I can confirm that quality sports entertainment is better than anonymous sex.

i actually agree with this sentiment

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003
It's probably the best time to find that hot bartender chick you've been drooling over on her day off. Just find the nearest place to where she works that sells really cheap PBR and Jameson.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Monday isn't Monday for everyone, a lot of shift workers out there making next to nothing working at retail or casinos etc, most vulnerable demographic to obese goons with dispensable income FYI

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
All the restaurant industry people drink on monday and they're generally pretty drunk and dtf, so yes, probably.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Lol, Just Lol if you thought I was leaving my Mom's basement tonight.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I went out to a bar and dinner tonight with a lesbian friend and one of her guy friends that I had sex with a few weeks ago. But for the record I had sex with him on a Thursday. But I've gone home with guys on Mondays before.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

VendaGoat posted:

Lol, Just Lol if you thought I was leaving my Mom's basement tonight.

the day the laughter died

forever

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Xaris posted:

the day the laughter died

forever

we were signing high high, I'm gonna get high. Packed my bong up to the limit but the bowl went dry.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

All the restaurant industry people drink on monday and they're generally pretty drunk and dtf, so yes, probably.

This is true but don't sleep with the help.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Three Olives posted:

This is true but don't sleep with the help.

You've convinced me to go out.

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Tried it with the wife tonight. Denied. Welp time for bed.

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