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whos turn is it to bone the wrench first tonight??? ill flip you for it. best 2 out of 3.
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"We have 3 incomes and live in a big house on Capitol Hill, and have property in Hawaii and the Bay Area, and we are very happy with our life together." :-)
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:52 |
It's Christmas morning and look at all these presents!
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:53 |
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Yes, I have two mommies, but only one daddy! Look at my neat adult sized jammies and pacifier!
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:54 |
"Can I have a hug? Oh sure I'll take 2 or more, that's even better"
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:54 |
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You know Keg, you're a much better love than numberoneposter is, but don't tell him I said that.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:55 |
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ps i have crabs
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:56 |
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i just can't see it working out, it's a fail
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:57 |
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if there was anything that could argue for swinging to be a good idea, it would be a talking keg
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:57 |
"I'll make dinner if you do the dishes"
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:57 |
"I'm going outside to mow the lawn"
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:58 |
"Let's watch Netflix"
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:58 |
"Hey I'm calling from Pottery Barn, do you like the candles that smell like cookies or cinnamon more. Ok, that's 2 votes for cookies. I'm going to stop at Costco and then I'm headed home"
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:59 |
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"Oh cool there's a penis in my butt AND my mouth"
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:00 |
"Wait let me use my Visa to pay for dinner, I get more points"
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:00 |
"Come look at these swatches"
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:01 |
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poly relationships are like vessels for broken sad human beings keg, when will you realize it?
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:02 |
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candles that smell like cookies are a fail, much like your posting!
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:03 |
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The only way this thread truly represents a polyamorous relationship is if it melts down spectacularly and everyone hates each other at the end. So, we're well on our way.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:03 |
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I tell absolutely everyone I encounter that I'm poly.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:04 |
Please stop being hate-filled losers, GBS.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:04 |
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this is a great idea what could go wrong?? there's no room for crippling insecurities in a relationship when three's already a crowd, right!??
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Keg posted:Please stop being hate-filled losers, GBS. I'm a hate filled cool, popular, wealthy guy with fulfilling hobbies and three expensive cars
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:07 |
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I blog about Poly life. A lot.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:07 |
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in reality gbs is a much more friendly and accepting place than fyad i'm sorry your perception is so shallow
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:07 |
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*Say "poly" while walking on the street* *Poly guy manifests out of thin air and starts telling me about poly relationships*
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:08 |
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poly weddings: rainbow hair for the bride(s) fedora for the groom(s)
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:09 |
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natetimm posted:The only way this thread truly represents a polyamorous relationship is if it melts down spectacularly and everyone hates each other at the end. So, we're well on our way. The funniest is when every single person in it starts cheating and none of them admit to it
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:09 |
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Stoic Commie posted:poly weddings: rainbow hair for the elephantine bride fedora for the grooms
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:11 |
OH NOES POLY DRAMA (pretty sure that is something poly people say because i was facebook friends with a poly person and 90% of her posts were that)
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:13 |
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It's okay that I handle domestic duties and the day to day responsibilities side of a long term relationship while a string of other men experience the fun dates and exciting sex part. If I feel jealousy it is a sign of immaturity on my part and any anger I feel is symptomatic of my inability to completely shake my patriarchal views, which tempt me to use my relationship to control rather than support my partner in a way which maximises her pleasure. While I sometimes struggle with my self-esteem and loneliness I am fortunate that my wife took the time to find me a therapist sympathetic to the polyamourous lifestyle, who will reassure me that these feelings are simply the last remnants of toxic masculine possessiveness and that when I have truly repented then supporting my wife's happiness with other men will be a source of pride rather than shame. Moon Atari fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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Weeps softly into hands
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:13 |
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I am a sinner in the eyes of our lord and will burn in hell for my transgressions.
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natetimm posted:The only way this thread truly represents a polyamorous relationship is if it melts down spectacularly and everyone hates each other at the end. So, we're well on our way.
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:18 |
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Why are we all fat or hilariously broken?
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:19 |
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quote:It's okay that I handle domestic duties and the day to day responsibilities side of a long term relationship while a string of other men experience the fun dates and exciting sex part. If I feel jealousy it is a sign of immaturity on my part and any anger I feel is symptomatic of my inability to completely shake my patriarchal views, which tempt me to use my relationship to control rather than support my partner in a way which maximises her pleasure. This is really a problematic post and you should educate yourself http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html Get cucked for equality! yronic heroism fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jul 21, 2015 |
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Shes not cheating on me, she just has 5 boyfriends. We're a progressive couple, I don't own her. No I don't have any girlfriends besides her, being poly doesn't mean being promiscuous. Yes I do often eat the ejaculate of other men out of my girlfriend when she comes home. It's not gay its empowering! Why are you laughing?
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:21 |
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i pull out a pad of paper to calculate my thac0
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# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:22 |
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Hi! I'm very interested in creating a poly relationship with GBS. We are very much in love, and previously we have had sexual encounters with other couples and people. Which was more like swinging. Usually it was fooling around with them, and not having sex with everyone, except for a couple of people we agreed we were find with allowing the other to have sex with. We haven't done that in a long time, and we even stopped having sex a lot. It'd happen once a month, if that. At first we were concerned about it, but then we got used to it and both just let it be dormant. Everything else about our relationship was great. Then I met someone and felt that passion and attraction. He just got out of a poly relationship, and wasn't looking for another one, but he really wanted to date me. I told my husband what happened, and he wasn't happy about it, but he said he understood, because we had lost our spark. I told him I wanted to do this, date this guy. So he gave me permission, and gave me some rules. He didn't want to know about the relationship and he didn't want to know his name, and he didn't want me to be mean to him. The other guy wanted to be exclusive. So I only had a sexual/dating relationship with him and my husband and I continued to live together and have our partnership lives. Though we would hold hands and cuddle, because it's what we do. I stayed sexually monogamous with the new guy. The new guy and I didn't work out, the spark faded after a couple of months on his side. I was sad, but knew I had to let him go. So now, I'd really like to explore poly with GBS. We did start to have sex again and he's happy to have me all back, but I really think he'd be open to poly. I'm here, telling you all this, because I'd like to learn more before I bring it up with my husband. I think we can really do this. What are your suggestions for someone looking to start this lifestyle? Nice to meet everyone
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Fansy posted:"Oh cool there's a penis in my butt AND my mouth"
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