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nigga what you think this is the battle of jutland?
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true true
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Jul 22, 2015 02:50
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even in death op sucks
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Jul 22, 2015 02:51
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haha ships
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Jul 22, 2015 02:59
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haha i'm almost dead but these niggas stuck me in a giant mech great to still be shooting motherfuckers in this undying tomb
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Jul 22, 2015 03:02
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Jul 22, 2015 03:02
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It's all very hosed up IMHO
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Jul 22, 2015 03:03
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Go sit on your kaiser helmet OP.
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Jul 22, 2015 03:09
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Came for the battleships, left disappointed.
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Jul 22, 2015 03:16
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lol if you still use wooden deck tops. Just lol.
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Jul 22, 2015 03:17
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dreadnought is the best acoustic guitar body type
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Jul 22, 2015 03:26
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Jul 22, 2015 03:38
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Lol if you weren't interred during the hours heresy
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Jul 22, 2015 03:51
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Gonna go crazy while interred in my cyber-sarcophagus between campaigns and then suddenly butcher my buddies immediately after being plugged in for another operation everyone else just shrugs it off and pushes me out the airlock in the rough direction of enemies
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Jul 22, 2015 03:57
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Do White Scars get dreads? They're not fast enough, you know?
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Jul 22, 2015 04:10
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Uh I play eldar thank you
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Jul 22, 2015 04:26
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naem posted:Uh I play eldar thank you Tell me about your wraithbone, baby
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Jul 22, 2015 04:27
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Let me begin by explaining that I am not saying this to be a mean ol’ black hair elitist, I’m saying it to be nice. Think of it as a well-meaning PSA-from someone who really, really cares. Maybe everyone else is too polite to say it, but dreadlocks are not the look for you. I know you thought they would be a great idea after meditating with your giant Bob Marley flag you’ve tacked to your dorm room wall, but they’re not. Dreadlocks are a hairstyle invented by people with coarse, nappy hair (and while we’re on the subject, please don’t EVER use the word “nappy” to describe your hair – it’s an adjective that does not apply. “Curly” or “coarse”, maybe. “Nappy?” Never.) for people with coarse, nappy hair. Listen – dreads exist because black hair dreads naturally, and because we can usually pull it off (I don’t know if it’s our so-called “strong features” or just natural smoothness, but it works for us). We don’t have to grease our locks up and keep them in rubber-banded clumps for weeks on end without washing to get our hair to dread, okay? All it takes are a couple of days without running a wide-toothed comb through it. Furthermore, the reason you don’t usually see black folks running around with dirty, greasy, smelly dreads sticking up every which way is because we understand that even the most low-maintenance of hairstyles requires minimum upkeep. That means SHAMPOO, people. Get a toothbrush, put some conditioning soap on it, and get to work. And for the record – Axe hairspray does NOT count. Furthermore, if you don’t heed my advice and do decide to get dreads, know this – you don’t get “dreadlocks” from simply refusing to wash or comb your hair. If you do that, you’re either going to end up looking like PigPen from the Peanuts cartoon strip, or you’ll soon be sporting the unenviable “beaver tail” a.k.a when your hair just grows into one matted, stinky eyesore on the back of your head. Honestly, it’s kind of insulting to see all these wannabe Rastafarians or whatever you’re calling yourselves these days running around. Every time I see one of you out on the streets I cringe and wonder how painful it must be for your parents to have to claim you as their own when you come home to visit from college. You have what looks like a frizzy piece of dog poo poo hanging down past your butt and some Rasta bracelets, but I recognize that shirt as Marc by Marc 2005, so who are we kidding here? Okay, you like reggae music and refer to yourself as a “free spirit” on your “About Me” section on Facebook – I’m willing to let it slide. Honestly, I’ll say whatever I have to say to get you to do us all a favor and spend some of that money on a real haircut and stop making yourself look like a total tool. Look, I know you’re sad, but believe me, I understand hair envy. Why do you think black people spend literally billions of dollars every year in the hair industry? I know you see us walking around with afros, dreads, braids, and cornrows and get jealous that your hair can’t do that, but all I ask is for you to just let us have this one. Feel free to go to Mexico for spring break and get your hair braided and beaded so you can feel like an African princess while you down Adios Motherfuckers and win a wet T-shirt contest, I don’t care. Just STAY AWAY FROM THE DREADLOCKS. Please trust me when I say that you will look unfailingly ridiculous, and that I can’t promise not to surreptitiously cut them off next time you’re sitting in front of me on the bus.
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Jul 22, 2015 04:47
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Do you have any idea how many minerals dreadnoughts cost OP?
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Jul 22, 2015 04:50
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naem posted:Uh I play eldar thank you 
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Jul 22, 2015 04:50
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 op in 2015 the white man flies supercapitals. leave the dreads to the minmatar heh
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Jul 22, 2015 04:54
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The Goatfather posted:
Amarr supremacy, bitch. Real empires make big ships that look like dicks.
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Jul 22, 2015 05:45
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lol if you let navy regulations stop you from installing hot shot furnaces on your gun decks bro
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Jul 22, 2015 05:47
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I dunno, I used to think they were pretty badass
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Jul 22, 2015 05:52
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Lol if you don't play IG.
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Jul 22, 2015 05:57
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gonna go admiral full nelson on that rear end, dogg
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Jul 22, 2015 06:41
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Lol just lol if you don't focus your naval doctrine on projecting power using aircraft carriers
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Jul 22, 2015 06:43
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lmao if you don't use at least one ship of the line to enforce your naval blockades
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Jul 22, 2015 06:51
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Lmao if you don't invest heavily in submarines as an asymmetric counter to surface assets retard bitch
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Jul 22, 2015 07:04
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gently caress submarines bitch all i have to do is dump hundreds of thousands of pounds of explosives into the ocean until you die what now?
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Jul 22, 2015 07:05
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fuckin lol if you do not have a convoy doctrine with regards to protecting your supply lines just lol
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Jul 22, 2015 07:32
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imagine being so beta you play war hammer lol
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Jul 22, 2015 08:42
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SO, a game that large, morbidly obese people play as large, morbidly obese robots. gotcha.
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Jul 22, 2015 08:47
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Ben Smash posted:Amarr supremacy, bitch. Real empires make big ships that look like dicks. Or mushrooms.
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Jul 22, 2015 08:48
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drat horror queefs posted:gonna go admiral full nelson on that rear end, dogg
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Jul 22, 2015 15:09
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LMAO if you have a actual surface navy and not a bunch of battleships that act as a fleet in being.
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Jul 22, 2015 15:31
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I am Admiral Jackie Fisher, First Sea Lord. AMA about having a very large number of dreadnoughts. P.s. Grand Fleet rules, high seas fleet drools. Suck it kaiser bill.
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Jul 22, 2015 15:56
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*gives your mom a taste of my broadsides*
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Jul 22, 2015 16:10
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"drat the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" gets the chicks wet
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Jul 22, 2015 16:19
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There seems to be something wrong with our bloody threads today.
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