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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Just nuke the goddamn bacon but make it crispy the rest is for idiots

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yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
im gay

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
If you nuke it with a paper towel underneath and another on top, it gets all the extra grease which helps crsip up the bacon

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
eat it raw

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
cast iron suck my tractor

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Coworker swore by just putting it in the oven.

Turkey bacon for crispy all meat deliciousness and no bullshit fatty bits.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Oven is easiest and can make big quantities. Takes the longest though

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

Devoured directly off the belly

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
microwaves mom makes good bacon

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Alan Smithee posted:

microwaves mom

:vince:

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I use this to eat my cap n crunch its hella tight

http://www.walmart.com/ip/As-Seen-On-TV-Perfect-Bacon-Bowl/34334452

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
oven vote, easy to do and comes out the best

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Every time I microwaved bacon it came out all rubbery and gross. Fry that poo poo on a griddle or something.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



cast iron supremacy

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i stick my dick into microwave's mom

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Goatfather posted:

cast iron supremacy

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Enfield posted:

cast iron suck my tractor

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
restaurants usually use the oven

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I put it on my dick to cook because that poo poo is hot

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Moridin920 posted:

restaurants usually use the oven

lol

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

if you microwave bacon you are a giant piece of poo poo. do you cook your burgers in the microwave too

hmm just bought these steaks time to toss them in the microwave because i am a trash garbage person that should be put down

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

amityville anus posted:

i stick my dick into microwave's mom

We all would, we all would.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

same

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Alan Smithee posted:

microwaves mom makes good bacon

lulz le epic meme all my 5s goonsire

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
George Foreman, OP

Bigchops
Mar 13, 2005
Biggus Choppus

If it's cured, do this.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Uhg, god loving damned walmart. I love one of the 3 reviews on it though.

saves time 7/19/2014
Customer review by dafffy
5.0 stars by dafffy
was bought for a gift.

Saves time? As in... this bacon bowl mould saves you time in creating a bacon bowl by hand? What? Do you fry the bacon and then stitch it together or something? I'm so confused.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
my gf got her dad one of those as a gift for fathers day and he uses it to make stuffed bacon things or i guess bowl bacon things and hell put like potatoes and poo poo in the bacon i guess

goons should piss and moan about them though deff interested in hearing how the greasy foreheaed masses react to it

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

some bad poo poo must have happened in your life if you are microwaving your bacon

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I prefer my bacon meme'd.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I think Rachel Rays Late Night Bacon recipe is gone


http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/articles/how-to-make-bacon-in-the-microwave.html

Verily I Shat fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Jul 23, 2015

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Bigchops posted:

If it's cured, do this.

Unless I'm missing something isn't all bacon cured?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

:barf:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Crispy bacon is the biggest waste ever. You take good meat and make it into a snack. Best bacon has some crisp at the edges but is still soft & tender at the center.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Who would ever even consider microwaving bacon? I don't care how late at night it is, grill it or fry it jesus christ

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

The Goatfather posted:

cast iron supremacy

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bardeh posted:

Who would ever even consider microwaving bacon? I don't care how late at night it is, grill it or fry it jesus christ

housewives with no creativity and horny bachelors

see Rachel Ray fans

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Oven is nice if it's for sandwiches because it comes out of the oven nice and flat, and it only takes about 20 minutes at 400F.

Cast iron for everything else, especially if it's crumbled bacon, as you can keep the grease in the pan and cook your other ingredients in it. Very useful for biscuits or eggs or corn.

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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

The Goatfather posted:

cast iron supremacy

This for my personal bacon but if I'm cooking a lot for guests or something I nuke it.

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