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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > DIY Joke Thread.
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Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

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why was jack afraid of queen? because queen ate king

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taco season
Oct 10, 2014

College Slice
why was the king gay? he married the queen lo

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taco season
Oct 10, 2014

College Slice
what does the king eat for breakfast? queeners

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

 queen? more like HAS BEEN. ha ha ha ha ha

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

 "has been" its a comment on the relevance of a monarch in todays society and also rhymes with queen

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

 sort of

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blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Subject Four: The Queen

The Queen of Hearts? More like the queen of farts

that was my queen joke, and also my diana the late princess of wales joke

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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All very good jokes but unfortunately The Queen is not a subject.

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