Jock Itch should be called something else.

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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

So after getting athletes foot from not washing my socks or something I was sitting Indian Style (criss-cross applesauce for you PC nerds.) in my boxers and managed to get a case of jock itch out the deal too.

But why do they call it Jock Itch? That poo poo don't itch it just hurts, should be like dick pain fungus or something.

Any thoughts on a new name for it goons?

(I've got some Lotrimin and Goldbond so I'll survive, I think.)

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 08:49

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:16

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

vug posted:

Man-mange

I do like the ring to that. Though I think hair related stuff when I hear mange.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 09:02

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

I think about these things a lot because of how filthy my genitals are.

Me too, critch isn't bad. It sounds nasty enough.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 17:42

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Red Dick Redemption

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 22:57

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

XMNN posted:

jock itch is racially insensitive wrt the scottish

Well, I'm of Scottish/Irish decent so I'm taking it back atm.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 23:03

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Nooner posted:

call it The OP cause NO ONE wants it!

Well duh, I'm on Something Awful.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 23:09

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:16

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Red Goon Growth ?... Jesus I don't even wanna think about the Blue variant.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 03:34

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