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Blackchamber posted:can someone explain what is up with Planet Fitness? I don't think theres one near here so I dont know, but it sounds to me from this thread like its a fake gym where they give you free pizza and bagels instead. It just has lovely gay equipment 90% of the time
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cardio loving sucks, i'd rather drink a beer less than spend an hour on a cardiomachine Only cardio I like is swimming
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Jul 24, 2015 17:43
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I just do a lot of Handstands
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Jul 24, 2015 17:43
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You know how Crossfit makes money by goading super mediocre people into being convinced they're hardcore because they're doing pointless high volume circuit training with practically no benefit and it makes them sweaty and want to vom??? Planet Fitnoxx goads mediocre and or extremely below average people by creating an unchallenging environment where things that motivate or push you are outlawed so you don't feel insecure. Also I got banned from Planet Fitness because they thought my workout where I poo poo my pants with diarheattic poopoo and then scoot my rear end on the ground like a loving dog while jiggling a bRbell on my back wasn't good
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Jul 24, 2015 17:45
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Blackchamber posted:can someone explain what is up with Planet Fitness? I don't think theres one near here so I dont know, but it sounds to me from this thread like its a fake gym where they give you free pizza and bagels instead. Let me put in gamer terms. PF:gyms Halo:videogames
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Jul 24, 2015 17:57
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notZaar posted:Let me put in gamer terms. Eh, PF is more like the Smash Brothers of gyms. It's for lazy (mostly autistic )fats
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Jul 24, 2015 17:58
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Our God is an awesome god
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Jul 24, 2015 18:00
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Blackchamber posted:can someone explain what is up with Planet Fitness? I don't think theres one near here so I dont know, but it sounds to me from this thread like its a fake gym where they give you free pizza and bagels instead. 
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Jul 24, 2015 18:01
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Obligatory Handle posted:Planet Fitness was the best thing that ever happened to gyms. Now all of the weak/super fat/skinny fat/soccer moms go there to avoid feeling intimidated by people who actually put in the work. Now there is more room in real gyms without as many of the aforementioned people lying on the benches for 50 minutes in between sets of 5 press with the bar and doing pull ups in the squat rack. There will always be the latter in every gym though. 
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Jul 24, 2015 18:02
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PF is the Special Olympics participation trophy of gyms
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Jul 24, 2015 18:03
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Obligatory Handle posted:Planet Fitness was the best thing that ever happened to gyms. Now all of the weak/super fat/skinny fat/soccer moms go there to avoid feeling intimidated by people who actually put in the work. To be honest I really admire the business model, I mean normal gyms are built on the assumption that most of their members won't regularly use the gym but Planet Fitness's business model is built on ensuring that their members won't even bother pretending that they want to regularly work out nor care to. I don't remember where I saw it but there is actually data showing that a huge portion of their members only bother showing up for free pizza and free bagel day and many of them don't even bother working out, their business model is basically a pizza place whose's customer base pre-pays for pizza once a month.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:07
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The one at my office complex. Its empty half the time so I have the whole place and three large TVs to myself. Its dope. Also, gently caress crossfit gyms.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:15
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dude owns
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Jul 24, 2015 18:16
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i go to my school's gym it's overflowing with babes and muscular bros and both of those things motivate me to get large muscles. the only problem is that it is very crowded.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:20
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Chinatown posted:The one at my office complex. Its empty half the time so I have the whole place and three large TVs to myself. Its dope. We had one next to the food court and across from the theater at our loving mall for 2 years. The stench of BO and poorly cleaned rubber mats was so bad it caused the fuckin Sbarro and A&W that were nearest to it to lose enough business to shut down. The GM of the theater even had graphs showing it caused a 40% dip in popcorn sales that went right back up when they shut it down
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Jul 24, 2015 18:21
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Jul 24, 2015 18:23
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Lol at goons making fun of gyms. You fat fucks don't work out, you just cling to the pillars in the basement of your parents' house.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:23
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You know what's sad? For many people around the world, this is what the US of A is all about.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:23
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I go to a state of the art gym that's run by a hospital. today was leg day
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Jul 24, 2015 18:24
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Zzulu posted:cardio loving sucks, i'd rather drink a beer less than spend an hour on a cardiomachine I like swimming too but you have to remember to bring your bathing suit and then when you are done you have a wet suit and towel to carry around
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Jul 24, 2015 18:25
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Lol at goons making fun of gyms. You fat fucks don't work out, you just cling to the pillars in the basement of your parents' house. Only a human being retard WHO DOESNT work out would say this, as a NONFAG would KNOW that these gaygyms are unsuitable for his swolw needs, as such, I can only assume you are a gay twink bitch so I must suck your cock and gently caress THE cute little tooshie as you are my type If OBLY I COULD gently caress U IN A WAY THAT WOULD ALLOW U 2 SEE MY AMAZING GIANT GLUTES THROB AS I THRUST DO U HAVE A MIRROR MY BOY????
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Jul 24, 2015 18:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSQlUOQubAs
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Jul 24, 2015 18:34
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The Taint Reaper posted:I go to a state of the art gym that's run by a hospital. Make every day a compound exercise day.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4i8SpNgzA4 GO PAST THE MAX Thunder Moose fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jul 24, 2015 |
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Jul 24, 2015 20:15
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i burn 800 kcals per hour by walking on an incline treadmill
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Jul 24, 2015 20:15
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JebanyPedal posted:Also I got banned from Planet Fitness because they thought my workout where I poo poo my pants with diarheattic poopoo and then scoot my rear end on the ground like a loving dog while jiggling a bRbell on my back wasn't good Unfair
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Jul 24, 2015 20:16
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Lol at goons making fun of gyms. You fat fucks don't work out, you just cling to the pillars in the basement of your parents' house. fight me irl
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Jul 24, 2015 20:17
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I do actually work out though, for real
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Jul 24, 2015 20:31
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24 Hour Super Sports are a god drat scam if you want to weight train. Go to an old Fit that was converted to a Sport. Better and more machines and benches, sometimes more bench presses too.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:39
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Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.
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a bay posted:I go to Planet Fitness and I know it's not the cool hipster gym to use or whatever but there's one in walking distance of my place so I don't even need to use the locker room. I'm not into body building or power lifting so they have everything I would want in a gym except for a pool, and the membership fees are even cheaper than the Y. Where do you guys go to work out? Have you ever seen something funny there, like a dude using the leg spreader machine? Freeweights on the patio and running shoes/bikes. Why pay money to be locked.in some air-conditioned shithole that smells like balls with mandatory trash television blaring at you, plus you get warts/anal scarring in the showers? I assume it's for people who want an excuse not to exercise.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:41
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i just do parkour through the office at lunchtime, have fun at the "gym" nerds
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Jul 24, 2015 20:44
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Marine corps or army gym. Navy gyms are also good but lol I don't think I've ever seen a nice Air Force gym.
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Chill la Chill posted:Marine corps or army gym. Navy gyms are also good but lol I don't think I've ever seen a nice Air Force gym. Gay
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Jul 24, 2015 21:02
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My gym is called Better than U, where I go everyday and earn my masters in being better than you.
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Jul 24, 2015 21:02
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Chill la Chill posted:Marine corps or army gym. Navy gyms are also good but lol I don't think I've ever seen a nice Air Force gym. Edwards has a good one
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Jul 24, 2015 21:02
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Booblord Zagats posted:Edwards has a good one Lol he goes to "Edward's" where we "works out" haha
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Jul 24, 2015 21:03
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ElGroucho posted:fight me irl Alright, ask your parents if it's ok. gently caress you.
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Jul 24, 2015 21:18
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climbing gym best gym
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a bay posted:I go to Planet Fitness and I know it's not the cool hipster gym to use or whatever but there's one in walking distance of my place so I don't even need to use the locker room. I'm not into body building or power lifting so they have everything I would want in a gym except for a pool, and the membership fees are even cheaper than the Y. Where do you guys go to work out? Have you ever seen something funny there, like a dude using the leg spreader machine? same but ours have a bunch of free weights too it's cool. i like the stair thing it's p. rad. saw a dude eat poo poo on one and fall off
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