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La fitness
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 21:37 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:26 |
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it's good that the majority of fat people are fat because of diet and planet fitness does everything possible to gently caress that up being in shape is a lifestyle, not a temporary diet, you can't lose 20 pounds then eat like poo poo again and expect to stay thin e. i would do it to make a buck off idiots though, good job planetfitness
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 06:46 |
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Ramsus posted:it's good that the majority of fat people are fat because of diet and planet fitness does everything possible to gently caress that up He is losing as he is gaining, leave poor man alone brother!
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 06:52 |
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I work out religiously about 5x a week for 2 hours each visit. Leg spreader machine only.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 06:54 |
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Clemocracy posted:I work out religiously about 5x a week for 2 hours each visit. How big's your dick? I imagine huge.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 06:54 |
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gyms are for fags
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 06:56 |
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not very big but my balls are exposed slightly at the apex. I face the mirror (as is proper according to WAYWT) to check my form.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 06:57 |
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working out is pointless. we're all just going to die anyway. why spend your precious time doing boring poo poo in a place that smells like a sweaty ballsack?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 07:04 |
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Dick Fagballzson posted:working out is pointless. we're all just going to die anyway. why spend your precious time doing boring poo poo in a place that smells like a sweaty ballsack? Because some of us like to spend time in a place that smells like sweaty vagina?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 07:05 |
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Gyms where I live have a habit of never repairing or upgrading their equipment until everything is broke and they go out of business. Then they get bought and rebranded by a new owner who replaces everything but then repeats the same thing.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 07:58 |
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Moon Atari posted:Gyms where I live have a habit of never repairing or upgrading their equipment until everything is broke and they go out of business. Then they get bought and rebranded by a new owner who replaces everything but then repeats the same thing. This sounds like a winning business plan.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 08:05 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:05 |
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Equinox because I'm not a filthy peasant.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 09:12 |
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i want to go to one of those big grimy warehouse sorta gyms with the graffiti on the walls but they only seem to exist in america. the one i go to is all sterile and boring like a hospital or something it's full of soccer mums and twink people get me outta here it's so gay
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:24 |
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i go to the library, op! the mind gym!!
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 11:31 |
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Planet Fitness because it's the only one open 24 hours and I work out at 2 am. It's alright, but it could have a bigger variety of machines.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 11:58 |
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that a naval ship?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 12:12 |
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I have a planet fitness membership. I got it so I would be able to keep running in the winter, so I hardly ever go in the summer months. I'm there usually 4-5 times a week in the winter though. I'd probably go more often in the spring/summer/fall if they had a better variety of machines. I'd love for them to have a rowing machine. It's also a pain in the rear end because the closest one is a 15 minute drive from me. There are a lot of gyms closer to me, but for 10 bucks a month, I'll drive the extra bit. I wish they would open one on this side of town though.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 12:39 |
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Ramsus posted:that a naval ship? it's a space ship!
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 12:45 |
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my lifeing room
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 13:00 |
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krampster2 posted:it's a space ship! Glad to see they're finally making progress on that Star Citizen game. For content, I used to go to a fitness gym that I have now outgrown, but the only decent weightlifting gym in my area is going to be closed for the owners' annual vacation early August, so I'm waiting until they come back to make a membership, because I'm a cheap rear end in a top hat like that.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 13:24 |
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I'm turning my garage into a gym, I'm calling it the heavy metal rape cave. I'm going to get my swole on and really blast my quabs and trapes.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:04 |
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I used to go to planet fitness and you can get a decent workout there if you're not in great shape to begin with, just don't eat the free pizza and bagels like an idiot. Now I go to LA fitness and it's way nicer than PF because there are more weights and less dumb idiots sitting on a bench or machine for 45 minutes doing a million different low weight variations of the same exercise, also less fatbodies, so it makes me feel inadequate and I lift more
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:17 |
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For u guys who don't want to pay more than 30 or 40 bucks why dont you just put a squat rack in your house
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:18 |
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I'm pretty sure a squat rack costs more than 30 bucks but then what do I know
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:22 |
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Aralan posted:I'm pretty sure a squat rack costs more than 30 bucks but then what do I know Ya they probably just pay for the one month
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:28 |
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Yeah probably
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:31 |
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I come from the gym of hard knocks.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:32 |
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My city's college gym, girlfriend works for the college so I can get a membership as a +1, its huge and modern and super cheap, it owns. My office building also has a fitness room I sometimes use if im not feelin like a lazy p.o.s. after work.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:46 |
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My gym has banned cable news and the Food Network from their TVs by blocking them on their cable boxes. Watching old men/fat ladies with the remotes get mad on the recumbent bike/treadmills always makes me happy. My girlfriend claims its because 2 old guys who go to the gym used to have Fox News and CNN in and try to argue with random people on the machines next to them about politics. And the Food Network was banned because the training staff didn't want to to see fatties tempted anymore than they already were, since Jimmy Johns and Pizza Hut opened up next door to the gym
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:50 |
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i was at planet fitness this morning and i'm pretty sore from weights this weekend so i just did some cardio so i looked up how many stairs are in the empire state building, and started on the big stair machine thing really and in the 40 minutes i was on it like 3 rotund women cycled on and off the other machines like-- come on nancy, you've got to work more than 7 minutes at it
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:54 |
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i thought the free pizza and bagles thing was just some joke until on the tour, the young lady earnestly told us about free pizza. my wife was like, "doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose" and we all decided to move on.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:56 |
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roymorrison posted:For u guys who don't want to pay more than 30 or 40 bucks why dont you just put a squat rack in your house I will eventually do this once I have a decent garage or a basement.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:03 |
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CuteJen96 posted:i was at planet fitness this morning and i'm pretty sore from weights this weekend so i just did some cardio so i looked up how many stairs are in the empire state building, and started on the big stair machine thing really and in the 40 minutes i was on it like 3 rotund women cycled on and off the other machines like-- come on nancy, you've got to work more than 7 minutes at it Whoa friend, it sounds like you're violating the rules of the judgment free zone
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:04 |
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Aralan posted:Whoa friend, it sounds like you're violating the rules of the judgment free zone *~ LUNK ALARM ~*
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:04 |
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The judgemental stares of the gym pigeons helps me push out that last squat.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:08 |
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for real though does that lunk alarm thing ever go off is there a button to push or something that will evacuate the building
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:11 |
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CuteJen96 posted:for real though does that lunk alarm thing ever go off There's some hilarious YouTube's of dudes trolling the lunk alarm
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:18 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:26 |
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vyst posted:There's some hilarious YouTube's of dudes trolling the lunk alarm That sounds epic
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:22 |