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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
What gives you one?

Edit:

Added to courtesy of forums user Say Nothing


Nooner fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jul 24, 2015

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Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I do when i wrap my lips around your cock

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
im not going to answer that question, because i don't kno

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Gmilfs, ice cream, a really neat guitar solo

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
this is v embarrassing to admit but it's vaginas


ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
you should try sprinkling your dick with cilantro and lime juice before you suck it, to give it that latin kick!

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



you get a boner from a nother boner, duh

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

ROFLburger posted:

you should try sprinkling your dick with cilantro and lime juice before you suck it, to give it that latin kick!


The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:

this is v embarrassing to admit but it's vaginas

Get this sick freak off the forums.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Let's teach Nooner about the birds and the bees.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


GOOD LROD

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Rattling off autistic facts about prisons.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib










Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

it's the missing link ffs

teleolurian
Jan 6, 2015

I collect them from the bodies of the honorable dead who have fallen in combat

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Furry stuff definitely but only legit furries not some joker in jeans and a raccoon tail.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

ROFLburger posted:

you should try sprinkling your dick with cilantro and lime juice before you suck it, to give it that latin kick!

This is really good advice actually

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


he's distinctly ape like

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Rattling off autistic facts about prisons.

Lol sorry I know that was kinda mean but they way you listed off # of baseball fields and indoor courts made me think of autist :kiddo:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
This is my go-to for a good hard donger.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

a lot of things op. don't try to pigeonhole me

(pigeonholes are on the list)

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

RaceBannon posted:

So hard for Amish oval office.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

pouring hamburger grease all over my dick and hairy balls

sticking my dick in a jar of caviar

spraying compressed air up my peehole

putting corn starch in my butt crack

thinking about what katherine heigl will look like in 50 years

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
your cool mom gives my bone hardness

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

criscodisco posted:

This is my go-to for a good hard donger.



Please don't doxx my mother

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
good boneplay in this thread

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
Everything, op. Everygoddamnmotherfuckingthing.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
lol if you don't strut around all day with a massive boner, like knocking poo poo off of countertops and desks whenever you turn around. Just lollin' nonfuckingstop over heer

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Abdul Alhazred posted:

lol if you don't strut around all day with a massive boner, like knocking poo poo off of countertops and desks whenever you turn around. Just lollin' nonfuckingstop over heer

Sign of an alpha right there

esn2500
Mar 2, 2015

Some asshole told me to get fucked and eat shit so I got fucked and ate shit
What gets you hard op. Have some manners

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like pretty Asian girls, big explosions, and posting online with my friends

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Nooner posted:

I like pretty Asian girls, big explosions, and posting online with my friends

These are all A+ reasons to visit the Bone Zone. Although, really, there are very few bad reasons.

esn2500
Mar 2, 2015

Some asshole told me to get fucked and eat shit so I got fucked and ate shit

Nooner posted:

I like pretty Asian girls, big explosions, and posting online with my friends

I cannot argue with asian babes.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i think just this pretty much

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Dis a good thread

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

Dis a good thread

It's impossible to have a "bad" thread about boners
:biotruths:

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

your cool mom gives my bone hardness

came to post dis or something similar

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