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BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
a crazy guy would burst in the room/food court/whatever, and then everybody would make action movie oneliners and fill him full of lead!

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Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008

Race Realists posted:

a crazy guy would burst in the room/food court/whatever, and then everybody would make action movie oneliners and fill him full of lead!

i would mass shoot you, op, the person who started this thread

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
you thought this warranted a thread?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
i don't know if im quick enough to come up with a one-liner i mean ive been trying to think of one but the best ive got is:

welcom to deadtown baddy, population YOU! *mag dump*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Vin BioEthanol posted:

i don't know if im quick enough to come up with a one-liner i mean ive been trying to think of one but the best ive got is:

welcom to deadtown baddy, population YOU! *mag dump*

boooo

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'm the dead eye guy popping crazies in the head, every time.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
if im eating pizza or mall food court chinese food i probably wouldnt stop eating just to shoot some1

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

if im eating pizza or mall food court chinese food i probably wouldnt stop eating just to shoot some1

A man's gotta know his limitations.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
There would be way more regular shootings though you dumb rear end in a top hat

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

So in this model when you see someone shoot someone else, either the shooter is a Bad Guy who needs to be shot, or the person he shot was a Bad Guy and you should re-shoot him again just in case, right?

How are you supposed to tell which is which? :ohdear:

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

So in this model when you see someone shoot someone else, either the shooter is a Bad Guy who needs to be shot, or the person he shot was a Bad Guy and you should re-shoot him again just in case, right?

How are you supposed to tell which is which? :ohdear:

Bad guys wear black cowboy hats

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Also you know that everyone shooting each other in self-defense all the time would work really well because cops already do that and they never ever shoot the wrong person for a bad reason

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
distributing guns to the "bad guys" seems like a stupid, ill-informed policy.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
All the more reasons not to give everyone guns; mass shootings help with the human population problem

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




truth

naem
May 29, 2011

Yeah I'm going to make nancy chicken, but smooty? She can just cumm ( im a buttt)

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
too late, everybody already has a gun. If you aren't carrying then you're the only one.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
It is our RIGHT to purge

Enilev
Jun 11, 2001

Domesticated

loquacius posted:

How are you supposed to tell which is which? :ohdear:

In America? You shoot the one with darker skin.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Ok

ONE, for you morons

GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE

TWO, People with guns kill people

And THREE if your pee brains are still even listening...

MORE people with guns will STOP people WITH guns KILLING people

also people who kill people shouldnt have guns in the first place, but uh i dont know

naem
May 29, 2011

Maybe if we were a better, more loving and human society and took care of each other including the poorly off and mentally unwell we wouldn't be going butt loving nuts and murdering each other so often

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
dude im lower middle class, i follow the rich because of the hate they spew, not the part where they are loving over my future or kids schooling or medical support.

Are you stupid? I follow the rich because they hate the same stuff I do, me, an ignorant poo poo.

THATS where I get my political satisfaction, guns and hate.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

naem posted:

Maybe if we were a better, more loving and human society and took care of each other including the poorly off and mentally unwell we wouldn't be going butt loving nuts and murdering each other so often

in the meantime we probably shouldn't all have automatic weapons

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

loquacius posted:

in the meantime we probably shouldn't all have automatic weapons

It's our God given right, even Jesus said so.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i have a gun in my car, one in a safe in my bedroom, and a some big ones in a safe in my basement.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlh9x3YyO3Y

When you're on your knees with a gun to your head
It's better to be dead than loving red

Bigger and better bombs

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

if it looks like a retard and sounds like a retard

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It would be cool if some dog with serial intent busted into a room and everyone had gunns and were brave enough to use them so they all start poppin and then there's like 15 people dead from the crossfire and the serial nigga didn't get one victim that's like dramatic irony lmfao

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I need guns else my dick inverts

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
its a very small dick

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I wank it with the constitution every day but it stays so small

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

every american should have 2 guns cause it looks cooler

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I live in poo poo country where people get shot with guns continuously but guns arent the problem

BECAUSE IM loving STUPID

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Verily I Shat posted:

I live in poo poo country where people get shot with guns continuously but guns arent the problem

BECAUSE IM loving STUPID

ya.

you are

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

This guy had over 1,200 guns apparently. http://abc7.com/news/dead-pacific-palisades-man-with-1200-guns-identified-by-fiancee-as-secret-agent/876996/

I'm not sure if him being half-alien is related though.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I see guns in America as a population control.
The more guns the better.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
It's called mutually assured destruction and it got us through the cold war just fine :colbert:

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Don't ban guns, ban bowl cuts. Problem solved.

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