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Hoedown Throwdown
Mar 30, 2004
Ich esse Scheiße
amd how fat are you

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

:filez:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I don't know what a Usenet group is. :shrug:

NadaTooma
Aug 24, 2004

The good thing is that everyone around you has more critical failures in combat, the bad thing is - so do you!
alt.tasteless

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

whats usenet

Hoedown Throwdown
Mar 30, 2004
Ich esse Scheiße

TEAYCHES posted:

whats usenet
dont troll

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Hagborn posted:

amd how fat are you

alt.sex.clowns

I'm fatter than god, OP

I want to see Usenet posts with bang paths, uucp and all :awesomelon:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

all the gay ones

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

:gas:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

I don't know what a Usenet group is. :shrug:

This but uniroinicly

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
What youse what now?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I like art.space.insects

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


whats usenet?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
Alt.binaries

Oh yeah, BMI is like a billion or something

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
alt.sex.hello-kitty

Let's just say I buy clothes that are sized "portly".

DanAdamKOF
Feb 11, 2007

I was a literal 10 year old AOLer when I posted on Usenet. No regrets.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

meh i don't read anymore but i do download stuff from it

specifically from alt.binaries.opsmom

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Kuato posted:

I don't know what a Usenet group is. :shrug:

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
rec.arts.bodyart

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
im.gay

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Kuato posted:

I don't know what a Usenet group is. :shrug:

but OP does.....
wonder what he weighs

h_double
Jul 27, 2001
rec.music.hip-hop and rec.games.video.classic were both super interesting, back in the proverbial day.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Alt.sex.incest.sisterbrother

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

TEAYCHES posted:

whats usenet

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
alt.baldspot

Is supposed to be about coping with male pattern baldness.

Instead, is about an old man named Ernie who has been posting there since the 1990's who firmly believes that the only way to stop baldness is to pluck out all of your body hair with tweezers, and that every other known method that has proven effective is a conspiracy and actually makes you lose more hair.

Whether he's dead or not, there is still someone posting as him (it might be him), and then there's like 5 or 10 other people who have also been spending their days on the group since the late 1990's calling him an idiot.

The old man believes that every poster on the group is one person named "Farrell", who runs the web site hairlosshelp.com, who is his enemy.

And that is all the group is, period.

Pretty epic, actually.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/alt.baldspot

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

alt.movies.kubrick
rec.music.industrial

high school, man

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Maldoror posted:

alt.baldspot

Is supposed to be about coping with male pattern baldness.

Instead, is about an old man named Ernie who has been posting there since the 1990's who firmly believes that the only way to stop baldness is to pluck out all of your body hair with tweezers, and that every other known method that has proven effective is a conspiracy and actually makes you lose more hair.

Whether he's dead or not, there is still someone posting as him (it might be him), and then there's like 5 or 10 other people who have also been spending their days on the group since the late 1990's calling him an idiot.

The old man believes that every poster on the group is one person named "Farrell", who runs the web site hairlosshelp.com, who is his enemy.

And that is all the group is, period.

Pretty epic, actually.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/alt.baldspot

ive seen that but forgot (not bald)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Alt.somethingawful

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
True story, I newgrouped alt.sex.bdragon.and.jimdana, with the handle of a friend of mine and the name of our fifth grade math teacher.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

biznatchio posted:

True story, I newgrouped alt.sex.bdragon.and.jimdana, with the handle of a friend of mine and the name of our fifth grade math teacher.

what does this mean you fag bag?

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

howe come some turbonerd hasnt created a usenet mirror SA yet like alt.somethingawful.gbs

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

howe come some turbonerd hasnt created a usenet mirror SA yet like alt.somethingawful.gbs

u sound like just the person for it dork.geek.creepy

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
why is every Usenet person either thoroughly retarded or an autist that posts they full name and edu email address with all they posts

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
6'2" 200 lbs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

why is every Usenet person either thoroughly retarded or an autist that posts they full name and edu email address with all they posts

Jackyl what's up dude?

mekkanare
Sep 12, 2008
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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I used to read alt.vampyres back in the day. Not alt.vampires though, those guys were weird.

Incomplete Fish
Apr 22, 2006

Grimey Drawer
The ones with lots of binaries; it makes for good reading material.

For real though, Google Groups is great and the UI is really good and in no time at all you can be reading weird/creepy/gross stuff posted on the internet over a decade ago.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Incomplete Fish posted:

For real though, Google Groups is great and the UI is really good and in no time at all you can be reading weird/creepy/gross stuff posted on the internet over a decade ago.



It's 3:00am here in 'Bammy. I be drunk looking at my collection
I be a downloadin' from my favorite newsgroup alt.binaries.erotica.puffies.
Man, some of dem ladies have puffy breasts.
I wish miss Scully would get dem again. Man, that mr. Clyde Clotts is one
lucky dude. Imagine getting to see dem puffy wonders in all there glory.
Imagine after an hour feeding of the baby CLots. Dem wonders must o' been
extry sen-si-tive. Mmmmmm. dAT GUY is too lucky. I realize dat dey are just
above de average now. But I still would like to TF, t*t f*ck, Ms.
Scully.(I'm not using bad words, my preacher tol' me not too.) Why did Ms.
Scully stop
breast feeding dey little one. I hear that Ms. Kathy Lee stopped breast feeding
Cody when he was four. My mammy breast fed my little brother when he was almost
three. We was poor and dat saved money. She even let me have a taste for
old time sakes when I was six. (But dat be another story.) Man dey were
puffy. But I dont suffer from any sy-co-logic-al problems. I go to church
to listen to preacher every sunday.
Man, I would just love to TF ms. Scully. But for now I can only imagine...
Dey had a great pictorial in dey Aussie Rolling Stone. I am into auto erotic
asph... chokey. I can last up to 1:32 seconds with out oxygen to my brain.

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Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
alt.suicide.holiday for when something awful gets too depressing and i need cheered up

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