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The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
lol, owned

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The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
Sorry about your retarded anus

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
thetes going to be traces of crimson on my fists after i beat you down and shove you into a manhole bitch

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
hurrdurr imma bleed after you poo poo durr ^ that guy's mongoloid butthole

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
gay sex

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
i was playing dust 514, and named an alt of mine BUTT PROBLEMS. i developed hemorrhoids not long after. be wary of butthole hubris

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
not after the first wipe but after like ten and I'm really scrubbin but this was a megadook and i don't have any flush able wipes from costco


Yeah sometimes a lil blood

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I really, really have to take a poo poo now

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009

Gatekeeper posted:

not after the first wipe but after like ten and I'm really scrubbin but this was a megadook and i don't have any flush able wipes from costco


Yeah sometimes a lil blood

hahaha owned by your own sphincter how does that feel, idiot?

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
mods move to the goon doctor

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
got rear end roids so yeah

blood sometimes

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lol if you don't poop straight up coagulated blood.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
butt blood. so what

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Science of Suck posted:

hurrdurr imma bleed after you poo poo durr ^ that guy's mongoloid butthole

my butthole never bleeds and is probably smarter than you so suck it

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

The Science of Suck posted:

hahaha owned by your own sphincter how does that feel, idiot?

terrible, that's why I try to punish it with mean wipings




But I only punish my own self

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
mods move to e/n

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

if you aint bleedin from your butt your cleanliness didnt make the cut

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

it's clunky but it's a start

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

lol if your poop isn't a pleasing dark shade of red

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i poo poo white feathers, OP

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
Doctor:
What is it he does now? Look how he rubs his he-pussy.

Gentlewoman:
It is an accustom'd action with him, to seem thus
washing his boihole. I have known him continue in this a quarter of
an hour.

Enfield:
Yet here's a spot.

Doctor:
Hark, he speaks. I will set down what comes from him, to
satisfy my remembrance the more strongly.

Enfield:
Out, drat'd spot! out, I say!—One; two: why, then
'tis time to do't.—Hell is murky.—Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and
afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our
pow'r to accompt?—Yet who would have thought the old balloon knot to
have had so much blood in him?

Me:
lol

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i think ive been owned but im not sure

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
doctor said unless the pan is awash with blood then dont sweat it

naem
May 29, 2011

There are a lot of these threads what the heck guys what are you eating

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
they're eating fail and making GBS threads blood and lols

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
i just thought of someone wiping their rear end and there's poo poo plus blood on the tp and... judges?

solomon, judy, and dredd in unison: that's a lol

me: so shall it be written

Goldie The Mack
Nov 25, 2005

Go on and stick yo' seff
Time to up your fiber, or drink lots of beer and get the beer shits.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
medicated wipes with witch hazel ftw

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
be gentle on your hole if you dont want the red spots. if the red is dark you probably have butt cancer ill miss you boo

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I can't tell if this is a joke or not but of course you are supposed to see blood on your TP

how else is blood supposed to leave your body goddamn

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




my poop is pure black like coal so i think its really healthy unlike yours op

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
You ever get an unbearable burning sensation when you pull your cheeks ever so slightly apart?

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
pretty sure that means you are gay and have the AIDS...

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
traces of crimson

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
Assk your mom, OP.

gently caress you.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The Science of Suck posted:

Sorry about your retarded anus

he is my cousin

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

fyodor posted:

if you aint bleedin from your butt your cleanliness didnt make the cut

amen

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
opium makes my poop feel like an impressive weapon

the blood on my tp only intensifies this feeling

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

u have 24 hours to live op.

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


taint reaped again

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