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The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
lol, owned

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The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
Sorry about your retarded anus

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
hurrdurr imma bleed after you poo poo durr ^ that guy's mongoloid butthole

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009

Gatekeeper posted:

not after the first wipe but after like ten and I'm really scrubbin but this was a megadook and i don't have any flush able wipes from costco


Yeah sometimes a lil blood

hahaha owned by your own sphincter how does that feel, idiot?

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
mods move to the goon doctor

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
mods move to e/n

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
Doctor:
What is it he does now? Look how he rubs his he-pussy.

Gentlewoman:
It is an accustom'd action with him, to seem thus
washing his boihole. I have known him continue in this a quarter of
an hour.

Enfield:
Yet here's a spot.

Doctor:
Hark, he speaks. I will set down what comes from him, to
satisfy my remembrance the more strongly.

Enfield:
Out, drat'd spot! out, I say!—One; two: why, then
'tis time to do't.—Hell is murky.—Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and
afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our
pow'r to accompt?—Yet who would have thought the old balloon knot to
have had so much blood in him?

Me:
lol

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
they're eating fail and making GBS threads blood and lols

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
i just thought of someone wiping their rear end and there's poo poo plus blood on the tp and... judges?

solomon, judy, and dredd in unison: that's a lol

me: so shall it be written

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009

Luckyellow posted:

lots of people really like beets eh? raw beets are the best and delicious

don't sign my posts

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
hahaha i just realized vaginas bleed sometimes too loving o.w.n.e.d.

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
someone reading this has simultaneously bled out the shitter and pisser and i just... i can't even...

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009

that explains your dad's breath

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
mods move to ask/tell

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
Morning report: a pure, deep brown worthy of any renaissance painter with nary a hint of red, u jelly?

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The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
If it's brown, night on the town
If there's red, might as well be dead

enjoy your colon cancer losers

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