Hulk Hogan support thread

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Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

I heard his jizz is tan

# ? Jul 28, 2015 02:57

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:58

Budget Dracula: Jun 6, 2007

Excelzior posted:

the gently caress is a nugget pasta

well they had to censor the menu for the lil hulkamaniacs

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:02

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

he's actually really cool UNLESS he hosed his daughter

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:04

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Budget Dracula posted:

well they had to censor the menu for the lil hulkamaniacs

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:16

Meowbot: Oct 12, 2005; I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

Budget Dracula posted:

well they had to censor the menu for the lil hulkamaniacs

shots fired nigga dammmmn lmao

# ? Jul 28, 2015 04:05

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

Hulk is a dude, has made some mistakes, but nothing bad enough to justify the removal of all his merch from the WWE online store

# ? Jul 28, 2015 10:27

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

How come Richard Pryor can have the word in his album title but I can't use it when referring to my daughter's boyfriend? What's the difference?

How come I can't say the word but Bruce Willis can wear it on a sandwich board on the set of Die Hard 3?

#don'tseethedifference

# ? Jul 28, 2015 11:35

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MqesGatCgg

Take a shot for every time someone mentions pasta

# ? Jul 28, 2015 11:40

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

to be fair he did say if the [black guy] had tons of money and was 8 feet tall he could gently caress her

I mean clearly the black man would have to work twice as hard as a white man for approval but cmon, black guys have hit the big times here

# ? Jul 28, 2015 11:42

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

Pudding Huxtable posted:

V reasonable prices, looks like a good family spot

# ? Jul 28, 2015 11:54

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

Pudding Huxtable posted:

http://www.pastamania.com/location.php

# ? Jul 28, 2015 13:12

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Melmac posted:

http://www.pastamania.com/location.php

Pasta!

piled high

# ? Jul 28, 2015 13:41

haris pilton: Sep 4, 2014

Ork of Fiction posted:

Attacking people over the circumstances of their birth isn't a good thing, imo. After all, that's what racists do.

Good post

# ? Jul 28, 2015 13:48

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Pudding Huxtable posted:

Those are some good prices.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 13:56

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Melmac posted:

http://www.pastamania.com/location.php

quote:

They say the very first duty of a sauce is to be red!

the hulkster would never have let that commie bs fly

# ? Jul 28, 2015 14:29

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

But does it make pasta?

# ? Jul 28, 2015 14:51

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

# ? Jul 28, 2015 14:54

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

Melmac posted:

http://www.pastamania.com/location.php

The conspiracy deepens

# ? Jul 28, 2015 14:56

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Ork of Fiction posted:

Racial prejudice is as natrual as falling out of a tree. The current rend of anti-racist social campaigns is really just a product of generational/class conflict.

It works like this. Hundreds of thousands of years of evolution created an instinct to fear and mistrust people who don't look like the people you grew up with. Studies have been done where different people's brains are monitored while they are shown images intended to trigger a primordial fear response. They were then shown pictures of different peoples from all over the world, and those responses were measured as well. What they discovered was that people had a window, vaguely like the language window, where their expectations were normalized. So, if you had regular positive interactions with people who look a certain way between the ages of three and seven, then those people were mentally associated with your tribe. When shown pictures of people outside of your tribe, the primordial fear response occured, like the feeling of a spider crawling on your skin.

In other words, racism is a phobia and not being racist is a byproduct of certain social circumstances of your upbringing. The result is that people who tend to segregate themselves, like v. rich people, agrarian types, or olds who grew up before telivison offered a diversity of entertainers all didn't have the correct exposure to avoid this issue. Attacking people over the circumstances of their birth isn't a good thing, imo. After all, that's what racists do.

Omg like seriously dude so triggered right now how dare you poo poo lord

# ? Jul 28, 2015 14:57

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Now you can take Hulk Hogan to your bath with Hulk Hogan bubble bath and Hulk Hogan squirt head where he spits water at your through a tooth gap.

There was also a "squirt grip" which was the squirt head but with a plastic handle that makes it look like a PEZ dispenser.

And then when your bath is done, put on your cozy Hulk Hogan slippers.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 14:59

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

*Summerslam XXVII*

McMahon: And we'd like to welcome our newest Heavyweight Champion of the World, the 8' African Prince, M'babw...
*Cheers erupt*
*Camera pans to the rafters*
*Triumphant Hulkster in Blackface, the first Transracial Wrestler in History, begins his descent to the ring*

# ? Jul 28, 2015 15:02

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

I hope anyone posting disrespect here is ready to have the Hulkamaniac run wild all over them

# ? Jul 28, 2015 15:58

jgriffis0113: Jul 9, 2015; by Ralp

Well I mean come on, who is really shocked? I mean if you have followed the Hulkster around television and what not, you kinda know right? Look hes racist against anyone with a better tan than he has. He shouldn't have to hide that! ........

# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:02

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

OLD PERSON SAYS RACIALLY INSENSITIVE THING

# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:18

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Pudding Huxtable posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MqesGatCgg

# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:21

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

You'd have to be pretty brave to order clam sauce from a pro wrestler's restaurant at the mall

# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:22

Hadaka Apron: Feb 12, 2015

# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:29

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

Arian_Samurai posted:

You'd have to be pretty brave to order clam sauce from a pro wrestler's restaurant at the mall

They just dump canned clams into alfredo sauce, not that scary

# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:42

Mr Luxury Yacht: Apr 16, 2012

Macho Man knew.

He tried to warn us and we didn't listen.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:49

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

Pudding Huxtable posted:

Nuggets are not a kind pasta. Swedish Meatballs are not a pasta dish.

Hulk Hogan's mind is so lost to Pastamania that he can no longer identify pasta.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:30

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:40

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Vastarien posted:

Yum!

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:45

CoolCat: Jun 29, 2015

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Macho Man knew.

He tried to warn us and we didn't listen.

And Warrior.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:11

Eumenides: Sep 24, 2007; This is the face of Lawful Good!; Fun Shoe

Wrestlers are dumb, wrestling is dumb, Hulk Hogan is dumb, you should all reevaluate your lives

# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:24

Uziduke: Jul 2, 2015; A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake