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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
RIP Dean Ambrose lost a lot and died.

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May 9, 2006

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Efexeye posted:

flair's kid has a negative rear end. how is that even possible?

She's wearing that Miley Cyrus gear that flattens your rear end even more than it already is. She needs some Paige or AJ shorts or some long tights like Natalya wears.

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May 9, 2006

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Phenix Rising posted:

Or, you know, don't worry about what her rear end looks like.

She shouldn't wear those shorts just like big fat guys shouldn't wear tiny trunks. Dress for your body type.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

triplexpac posted:

I'm with Ryback as well #TeamStiff

This actually refers to Ambrose who is dead.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Astro7x posted:

I find it hilarious every time Rusev says My Sexy Summer or Hot Summer. I hope I'm not alone here.

Wet Hot American

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May 9, 2006

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triplexpac posted:

I can't remember an act turned around from being a total nothing to one of the highlights of the show.


R-Truth

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Seth Rollins is super good at going out and having an incredible back and forth match with the top people in the company and showing he really has it and just takes shortcuts because it's easier. Then he loses because he's poo poo.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

triplexpac posted:

Miz is awesome on Tough Talk, which is the least WWE-like thing WWE is doing right now. So even he follows the rule.

Even Saxton showed personality on there. Then he did the Carlton dance.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Byron is irredeemable because of how lovely his finisher was. Nothing can undo this.

Randy Orton used the Overdrive.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Batman is basically blackface when you think about it.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Ragnarok the Red posted:

The blackest brother in the galaxy

Force segregation is a very real thing the Light Side and Dark Side are not equal.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Daniel Bryan posted:

Layla retired.

Q2 financials out tomorrow.

Coincidence?

According to these reports we're FLAWLESS

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May 9, 2006

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Fenrir posted:

Jesus christ, I really can't imagine anything worse than New Day, and I remember some of the worst stupid tag team ideas WWE/WWF ever thought up. This... I mean, really it can't get much worse. Can these guys break up already, or go away, or do literally anything but this stupid thing they're doing?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
No need to be sour. Post about New Day.


AND FEEL



THE POWER

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Remember that time they were doing an interview backstage with some dude and Xavier and Kofi were in the background holding Big E on their shoulders for some reason?

Remember that?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Damien Sandow had to wrestle his briefcase from a 15 foot tiger shark's mouth how dare you question him?!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't wait for the "Man I got some weird kids." segment with IRS.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I don't read the OP I just post about Kane on every page. Let's all do that. How about Kane?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Kane = Buys

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May 9, 2006

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keevo posted:

I'm bummed that Swerved was cancelled because I thought it was funny. :smith:

I really really want wrestlers working random jobs. Fandango and Slater working at a coffee shop was the funniest thing I've seen in forever.

NO DOGS ALLOWED

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May 9, 2006

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Blasmeister posted:

Ignore him, everyone. Dogs are ok.

NO DOGS

*walks out wearing underwear and an apron*

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Gavok posted:

I do improv with someone who works for the Network, so I'm also glad the numbers are good.

Coincidentally, according to her, work since last Friday has been... interesting.

You guys going on the improv cruise ship? Got any good butt jokes?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Michael Corleone posted:

A-are we allowed to talk about *redacted* ITT? The other thread never existed and now where will I go to get my daily dose of humor?

As long as you call him Hizz Hizzle.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Onmi posted:

Insert the gif of Cesaro lifting and swinging a tree here because I can't find it.

Please do not call Khali a tree.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Let's all talk about Big Wool.

Also Sandow is incredible no matter what his gimmick is because he will make it work.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

oldpainless posted:

I'd prefer Big Sexy, tbh

https://youtu.be/SYLh1CXp7SQ?t=27

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May 9, 2006

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Big Coffin Hunter posted:

you can say that but no ammount of time was going to work for that really really bad impersonation

A good gimmick would be a guy who does terrible impersonations of other wrestlers though.

I'd cheer or boo the hell outta that guy.

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May 9, 2006

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Sasha aint ratchet posted:

He should just be The Sizzler. Nah mean?

Yeah the sibbah...

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May 9, 2006

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Mercury Crusader posted:

So the burger mascot won, right?

Sweet baby blade foot!

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May 9, 2006

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duyarvish posted:

Is that the tall one or the MMA one. I should probably know the answer to that already

Tall one. MMA one seems to be Bryan's favorite judging by his reactions.

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May 9, 2006

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ZoDiAC_ posted:

Great. This company has devalued wrestling as a discipline for years.I expect to see him as champ soon as he can sports entertain like crazy!

Uhh their biggest star is John Cena who is the best wrestler?

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May 9, 2006

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ZoDiAC_ posted:

It's naive to trash Cena's workrate, but this is a poor trolling attempt, as you don't even need to watch NXT to realise he isn't the best at wrestling, and even if he was today, they've built the company around him for years that included such wrestling talents as HBK, Bryan, Angle, Benoit etc.

Seriously dude nice try but it's facetious and utterly transparent. :)

John Cena has a five star match sorry he's the best.

Also he declares himself the champ even if he doesn't have a title he's just that good.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

ZoDiAC_ posted:

Yeah, shame you're not funny either.

My t-shirt says differently.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Titus is Mega Dad to all the homeless now.

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May 9, 2006

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cronox2 posted:

Nah it's gotta be a conga line of hobos clapping along as they preach the power of positivity.

FOOD

DAY ROCKS

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May 9, 2006

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DeepDickPizza posted:

Reminder: It is not okay to say that Cody staying as Stardust and feuding with a television character is dumb. It was Cody's choice and no one is allowed to critique the merits of it from an entertainment perspective. Please be respectful of this.

This but because Stardust owns.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

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PunkBoy posted:

Grant Ward's new team means it's a NEW DAY.

(For those unfamiliar, Dalton plays a villain on Marvel's Agents of SHIELD, and he was last seen re-forming HYDRA)

Hugs Triple H in the ring.

Hail Hydra

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Chief Kane slams his hands on his desk in frustration and fire shoots from the garbage can.

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May 9, 2006

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Skaw posted:

Also yeah wanna see Police Chief Kane now

Interrogation scene is going to be really good though.

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