my dentist: it's normal for your gums to recede a little bit "as you age"

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:23

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:01

joke_explainer

That's true. And they never regrow. Once they recede too much your teeth's seating is compromised and it is shockingly easy to bite something hard and pull out a tooth.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:31

alnilam

haha gently caress you and your gums old man *skateboards away :vapes:

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:37

Lil Cunty

heres a story

i have never had so much as a cavity so imagine my surprise when i rolled into the dentist last and had 6 teeth with moderate gum recession due to grinding (all church teeth too :mad:

) my dentist referred me to an oral surgeon who does gum grafts, who determined that the roof of my mouth is too small to obtain a graft from so they would have to use

CADAVER SKIN

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:49

dogcrash truther

i hate this thread and I'm not goign to read it anymore. This poo poo is one of my nightmares. I hope I never age.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:51

joke_explainer

alnilam posted:

haha gently caress you and your gums old man *skateboards away *

Jimi Changa posted:

gum recession due to grinding

alnilam's jaw drops... but what am I going to do if I can't grind those sick rails...

# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:57

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

google THIS posted:

gently caress age, bro.

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:09

fuck. marry. t-rex

Jimi Changa posted:

CADAVER SKIN

dogcrash truther posted:

i hate this thread and I'm not goign to read it anymore. This poo poo is one of my nightmares. I hope I never age.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:10

alnilam

joke_explainer posted:

alnilam's jaw drops... but what am I going to do if I can't grind those sick rails...

lol

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:10

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Jimi Changa posted:

heres a story

i have never had so much as a cavity so imagine my surprise when i rolled into the dentist last and had 6 teeth with moderate gum recession due to grinding (all church teeth too ) my dentist referred me to an oral surgeon who does gum grafts, who determined that the roof of my mouth is too small to obtain a graft from so they would have to use

CADAVER SKIN

What's it like eating with a dead persons mouth?

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:11

fuck. marry. t-rex

It's getting more cool as I think about jt

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:13

weird: by zen death robot

they put caps in over the rot but it keeps rotting under the caps

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:13

fuck. marry. t-rex

Get me that ghoulish smile

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:14

google THIS

Jimi Changa posted:

heres a story

i have never had so much as a cavity so imagine my surprise when i rolled into the dentist last and had 6 teeth with moderate gum recession due to grinding (all church teeth too ) my dentist referred me to an oral surgeon who does gum grafts, who determined that the roof of my mouth is too small to obtain a graft from so they would have to use

CADAVER SKIN

we're getting our come-uppence for always thinking "meh, I'll donate next time" when the gum-mobile comes to town

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:14

Lil Cunty

drilldo squirt posted:

What's it like eating with a dead persons mouth?

what do i look like a goddamn wendigo

i'm letting those fuckers fall out and getting gold ones instead

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:14

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

As long as you get "BYOB" spelled out in diamonds I approve.

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:16

fuck. marry. t-rex

Jimi Changa posted:

what do i look like a goddamn wendigo

i'm letting those fuckers fall out and getting gold ones instead

Why not both

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:16

fuck. marry. t-rex

Do you think they do cadaver tooth transplants

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:17

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

You're mouth is going to be the loving hotel from the shining, bro.

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:18

Lil Cunty

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Do you think they do cadaver tooth transplants

thats how you get a dracula

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:19

Lil Cunty

drilldo squirt posted:

You're mouth is going to be the loving hotel from the shining, bro.

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:19

fuck. marry. t-rex

I'm going to get a blood red ceramic Dracula canine

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:20

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

*rex's dentist is cleaning his teeth only to find a tiny ghost getting a bj from a tiny dog costume ghost*

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:20

fuck. marry. t-rex

The other one will be normal with a little skull & crossbones in gold

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:20

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

its kind of hosed they used to give out wooden teeth. when old timey folks were sitting around spitballing the constitution did they all sound like that gopher from winnie the pooh?

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:21

fuck. marry. t-rex

Two of my molars will be able to pop out and double as a set of dice

A third one will hide a blood capsule for dramatic moments

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:24

fuck. marry. t-rex

"What's up with your teeth"

"I got transplants from a cadaver..."
*eyes roll back b into head and blood comes out of my mouth*

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:26

Lil Cunty

dogdisaster posted:

its kind of hosed they used to give out wooden teeth. when old timey folks were sitting around spitballing the constitution did they all sound like that gopher from winnie the pooh?

i bet it sounded like an appalachian clogging troupe

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Jul 28, 2015 17:28

fuck. marry. t-rex

Preacherman: "Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips"

Me, nudging old woman next to me: "I love this part.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:06

bog pixie

replace my teeth with nanobots

# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:32

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

the whiteness of my gums perfectly compliment the pearl color of my teeth. soon, gums will be gone and I can whistle with my mouth clenched

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:41

fuck. marry. t-rex

*pointing to incisor my family salvaged from my brother's corpse*

I brush and floss this one extra well. It's like he's part of me.

*my eyes are dead*

# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:22

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# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:45

ron color

nope

# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:51

GEExCEE

what's a church tooth?

# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:55

GEExCEE

i'm jewish - can I have a church tooth?

# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:55

alnilam

GEExCEE posted:

i'm jewish - can I have a church tooth?

you've stolen enough of them from our children you monster

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:00

Lil Cunty

GEExCEE posted:

what's a church tooth?

it's the ones in front. the ones people can see when you talk and smile. you know, your Sunday teeth

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:07

Lil Cunty

uuuuuuhhh

I guess sabbath teeth for you

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:07

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:01

GEExCEE

oh - your shuul teeth

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:48

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