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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > if you enjoy playing slot machines just kill yourself
 
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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
my fav slot machine is OP's mom

* # ¿ Jul 29, 2015 04:47
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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Sheep-Goats posted:



Go through the slot bank, sit next to a girl that's by herself, put 20 bucks in the machine, talk to her, gently caress her in her room. Repeat without showering.

if you like 90 year olds or toothless meth addicts this is top tier strat

* # ¿ Jul 29, 2015 05:16
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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

VideoTapir posted:

The only thing stupider than gambling is gamblers.

you gamble with your life every time you get into a car

what do you think about that, buster

* # ¿ Jul 29, 2015 06:14
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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

VideoTapir posted:

I think I'm a driving instructor, so I'm playing worse odds than you are.

if you arent even sure if you're a driving instructor or not, i imagine you arent a very good one (if you are one)

prob worse odds than the lotto

* # ¿ Jul 29, 2015 06:24
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