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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > if you enjoy playing slot machines just kill yourself
 
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go poo poo up a rope you dumb gently caress play craps or something smdh

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Sheep-Goats posted:

Poker is the best but craps is fine and dandy and the best social gamblegame

Pai Gow poker is cool to play with friends

Roulette is chill af if you do it in Europe where there's no double zero and the en prison rule but in the US the vig is disgusting

poker is just a bunch tightwad nit asian grandmas now. boring imo.

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jackyl posted:

yah rip partypoker but the wsop has some loose cash games

oh man lol partypoker why dont you just print money i miss the old days sigh :(

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Sheep-Goats posted:

You could do the same thing at craps for literally five times less expected loss


In Vegas, AC and Foxwoods, yeah. In the south, Florida or Los Angeles not so much.

I've played at Commerce quite a bit and it is the epitome of the asian grandma syndrome I have spoken of.

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VideoTapir posted:

The only thing stupider than gambling is gamblers.

look at this pleb who has never truly lived

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