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so bugs like bright light sources in spots where there arent artifiil bright lights why do nt th4 bug fly to space when the moon is full doesnt make any sense
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Jul 29, 2015 06:47
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Bugs have very small brains and can't come up with genius ideas like that
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Jul 29, 2015 07:08
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Jul 29, 2015 07:21
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They are not smart
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Jul 29, 2015 07:23
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They try super hard, but they just suck at life too hard.
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Jul 29, 2015 07:25
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well poo poo
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Jul 29, 2015 07:28
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Some bugs can fly to about 5000 to 6000 feet but are more likely floating/coasting on wind, and this helps them migrate. The energy needed for a bug with such small weight and little wing power to battle winds at that heigh are too much and not within the bugs capacity, therefore the poor bugs can never achieve their dream of reaching the moon.
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Jul 29, 2015 07:31
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because the bugs think OP's butt is a bigger joke thane the moon?
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Jul 29, 2015 07:31
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Zippy the Bummer posted:so bugs like bright light sources how do you know they don't
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Jul 29, 2015 07:35
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its too far away and they are near sighted
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Jul 29, 2015 07:47
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maybe they think its theyre god. and if they try to go to their god its like suicide so matybe some try but most dont because theyre not in a hurry
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Jul 29, 2015 07:47
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or. maybe they cant comprehend the moon so its like it doesnt exist for them. like myself and women
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Jul 29, 2015 07:48
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hmm not sure op
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Jul 29, 2015 07:48
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Because a bat already went there and is guarding the moon from any bugs
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Jul 29, 2015 07:50
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this is the bad bill hicks joke he tells when the audience grows tired of his political ramblings "it'll be worth it, trust me"
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Jul 29, 2015 07:56
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they do, they're on the moon most of the time. whenever you don't see a bug, it's on the moon
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Jul 29, 2015 08:15
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the moon is actually just a really big firefly and when it attracts another really big firefly its gonna play hell with the tides i tell you what
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Jul 29, 2015 08:30
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Sometimes I wish I could fly to the moon. And stay there.
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Jul 29, 2015 08:32
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Because they couldn't get a bunch of ex-Nazi scientists to tell them how.
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Jul 29, 2015 08:33
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wouldn't a bug want to fly to the sun first, because it's brighter?
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Jul 29, 2015 11:28
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BigwigML posted:wouldn't a bug want to fly to the sun first, because it's brighter? whoa how are there even any bugs left
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Jul 29, 2015 22:49
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gently caress this thread.
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Jul 29, 2015 22:51
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:gently caress this thread. looks like this thread really... BUGS YOU!!!!!
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Jul 30, 2015 06:25
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Jul 30, 2015 06:30
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Bugs are fags, fags are wind, words are wind. *FARTS*
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Jul 30, 2015 07:07
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Jul 30, 2015 08:35
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when you are de moon bugs come at fly at ya and crawl around on ya face innit
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Jul 30, 2015 09:15
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also probably natural selection or something. bugs that go to the moon tend to die and therefore cannot pass on their genes to their offspring hth.
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Jul 30, 2015 09:17
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sout posted:also probably natural selection or something. bugs that go to the moon tend to die and therefore cannot pass on their genes to their offspring hth. But the bugs that do make it back would get super laid, so it could go either way
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Haven't you wondered where all the bees are going? *knowing tap on the nose*
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