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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
 

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm gonna become a billionaire and only ever eat at. Arbys

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Gonna order a couple pitchers and get too touchy with the waitress

But she'll let me cause she sees the nice tie I'm wearing (looks like a $100 bill :smug:) and thinks I'll give her a good type. Heh

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
*jakcs off under the table*

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
*gets spicey wing sauce all over my little dick now im in pain and embarrassed*

*grimaces*

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

JebanyPedal posted:

I'm gonna become a billionaire and only ever eat at. Arbys

They have a new turkey sandwich that is so good.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
i'm the businesswoman who came with her coworkers

:geno: "it's fine, i'm completely fine with the decision to eat here."

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

haha wish we had more women like THIS on floor 3! don't tell linda!

epsilon
Oct 31, 2001


So guys, let's take a look at these...figures.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
*struggles trying to get tie off to wipe the wing sauce off my dick*

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

circ dick soleil posted:

*struggles trying to get tie off to wipe the wing sauce off my dick*

Here, take my napkin.

Goldie The Mack
Nov 25, 2005

Go on and stick yo' seff

JebanyPedal posted:

I'm gonna become a billionaire and only ever eat at. Arbys

Arby's sucks so bad. It's like sweaty beef curtains.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

what like the local sign printing business get together

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Yeah it's the worst place I could think of off hand

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
80085

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Pththya-lyi posted:

Here, take my napkin.

It's too late now my tie is stuck in my zipper.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Goldie The Mack posted:

Arby's sucks so bad. It's like sweaty beef curtains.

and don't get me started on the sandwiches

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
*Maintains careful eye contact with all of the waitresses*

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
pathetically flirts with young woman who's around the same age as his own daughter, continues to be a pale, flabby piece of poo poo

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
*calls for help* HELP!!!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

circ dick soleil posted:

It's too late now my tie is stuck in my zipper.

You can't even masturbate properly, what am I even doing helping you?

What am I doing here at all?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
*Gets separate check, pays with cash* Those shits in accounting do not need to know about this.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

circ dick soleil posted:

*gets spicey wing sauce all over my little dick now im in pain and embarrassed*

*grimaces*

LOL

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
drinks for everybody pls miss

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
*crying a little now*

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Yeah...I'd like to get *snigger* two *chortle* BREASTS *guffaws*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

this is how many people will go to a lunch at hooters

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i work from home today so i'm teleconferencing in on jamie's laptop. wave the webcam at the girls, it's a fun game.

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Yeah...I'd like to get *snigger* two *chortle* BREASTS *guffaws*

fried or baked heeh ehehh eheehheheh

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
"Just got some wings" when the wifey asks about lunch later tonight

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

where's the closest place i can go to buy a chrysler 300??

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Qvindtar posted:

"Just got some wings" when the wifey asks about lunch later tonight

lol

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
goodbye world

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
*waitress comes over and ask me whats wrong and i get more embarassed* nothing *grunts* it's nothign

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

epsilon posted:

So guys, let's take a look at these...assets.
ftfy

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
Let's take a mug back for Carl

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

*is secretly gay*

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
*gets tie free but is angry and silent the whole ride back*

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Are your wings Kosher?

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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
What is the food like at hooters, are there any vegetarian/vegan options, what beers do they have on tap and also is it a good place for a date with the wife?

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