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Egbert Souse posted:Are your wings Kosher? Just like the rabbi at the bris, I didn't leave the tip!
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Do you have O'Doul's by the pitcher?angerbeet posted:Just like the rabbi at the bris, I didn't leave the tip! HEY-OH!
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Jul 31, 2015 03:58
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"Are any of your desserts made in-house?"
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Jul 31, 2015 03:59
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Order the Daytona Beach wings brah!
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Jul 31, 2015 04:00
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WHAT THE gently caress ASSHOLES *jumps out of moving car but it's already pulling into the company lot, still ends up with a spiral fracture* argghhh
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Jul 31, 2015 04:35
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brought my son happy birthday son 
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Jul 31, 2015 04:45
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Sorry, I can't eat this. I specifically asked for the gluten free bun for my MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL burger.
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Jul 31, 2015 04:47
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The Saurus posted:What is the food like at hooters, are there any vegetarian/vegan options, what beers do they have on tap and also is it a good place for a date with the wife? ask that one goon who was live posting from hooters and all the waitresses tried to avoid him
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The Saurus posted:What is the food like at hooters, are there any vegetarian/vegan options, what beers do they have on tap and also is it a good place for a date with the wife? the food is really mediocre. the beer selection isn't very good, mostly macrobrews and other low-risk stuff like leinenkugel/shocktop. this was like 6 years ago. boobs are great but i don't understand men who get satisfaction out of women fake-flirting with them take your wife somewhere nicer like Applebee's
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Jul 31, 2015 04:48
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"I'll have the bacon cheeseburger, no veggies." "So no onions?" "Umm.. no. That's a vegetable." "What about pickles?" "No, still a vegetable." "But you want bacon on it, right?" "Yes, that is not a vegetable, please include that on the bacon cheeseburger that I ordered." *actual conversation that I had at Hooter's
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Jul 31, 2015 04:50
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babies havin rabies posted:take your wife somewhere nicer like Applebee's thanks for the advice, but dude, i'm a hipster. i don't mind taking my wife out for bad food if there's some other lady's boobs to ironically stare at, but i'm not just gonna go to a straight up bad chain restaurant like Applebee's with no gimmicks.
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Jul 31, 2015 04:51
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Big McHuge posted:"I'll have the bacon cheeseburger, no veggies." those are condiments not vegetables
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Jul 31, 2015 04:51
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Swears he was scouted by pros in high school. Boots every ball at 2nd base in the company co-ed team building softball game. Blames it on the half drank can of warm coors in a beer coozy. Buys everyone who hates him lunch.
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Jul 31, 2015 04:52
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"...hey at least I'm not paying for this..."
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Jul 31, 2015 04:53
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Parallax Scroll posted:those are condiments not vegetables If she had known the difference between a vegetable and a condiment then she'd have one less mouth to feed.
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Jul 31, 2015 05:13
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Checks Yelp review
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Jul 31, 2015 05:23
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"Hooterstizers?" Seriously?
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Jul 31, 2015 05:25
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*surreptitiously slides off wedding ring*
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Jul 31, 2015 05:36
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*is openly gay*
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Jul 31, 2015 05:54
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*drinks enough to be secretly straight*
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Jul 31, 2015 05:54
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I heard they bread their wings which is an affront to God and he should smite them
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Jul 31, 2015 06:21
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Turns to the skinniest waitress - "These wings have got less meat on them than you do!"
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Jul 31, 2015 06:26
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Wishes I was at Buffalo Wild Wings.
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Jul 31, 2015 07:35
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anyone up for a circle j? sean? chris? bobby?
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Jul 31, 2015 07:42
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Jul 31, 2015 09:17
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"I'd like to put her on a spreadsheet lol" *realizes Theresa is never coming back and chokes back tear trying to play it off like choking on chicken*
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Jul 31, 2015 09:22
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Big McHuge posted:"I'll have the bacon cheeseburger, no veggies." Hooter's isn't a kids restaurant, why would a grown man not eat a vegetable?
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Jul 31, 2015 09:36
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Big McHuge posted:"I'll have the bacon cheeseburger, no veggies." Eating nothing but meat will surely show her how alpha you are.
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Jul 31, 2015 10:00
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Lunixnerd posted:Hooter's isn't a kids restaurant, why would a grown man not eat a vegetable? the only green thing I like is cash money *leaves a sacajawea coin for tip*
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Jul 31, 2015 10:02
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I think I'd leave a Susan B. Anthony coin, but still nice remind those vapid flunts of the great women of the past and how their own accomplishments pale in comparison, even when living in super-equality 21st c.
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Jul 31, 2015 10:09
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*Is disappointed to see the PC crowd has ruined Hooters, too and that they've started hiring waitresses with normal sized boobs*
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Jul 31, 2015 10:09
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drat, sounds like that bitch got nagared
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Jul 31, 2015 10:09
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Applewhite posted:*Is disappointed to see the PC crowd has ruined Hooters, too and that they've started hiring waitresses with normal sized boobs* PC masterrace
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Jul 31, 2015 10:11
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*has long conversation with your 17 year old daughter's good friend Stacy; never makes eye contact, stares exclusively at tits*
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Jul 31, 2015 10:11
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Applewhite posted:*Is disappointed to see the PC crowd has ruined Hooters, too and that they've started hiring waitresses with normal sized boobs* thanks to HAES and flat-chested models i have a very skewed perception of what "normal sized boobs" constitutes so I'll just assume it's a B-C cup, which i am totally okay with so long as they make sure each server gets a tank top that is as tight as physically possible plus hooters already had to hire a token asian chick for each outlet and you know they aren't packing much boobmeat
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Jul 31, 2015 10:12
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i liked it when they knew what ordering "jenna's signature dry rub" on your wings meant
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Jul 31, 2015 10:12
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does anybody notice they get a bit of pre-cum sometimes at hooters when they leave
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Jul 31, 2015 10:13
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Goldie The Mack posted:Arby's sucks so bad. It's like sweaty beef curtains. *voice cutting through an inopportune lull in patron murmur* Labia?!
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Jul 31, 2015 10:15
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Big McHuge posted:"I'll have the bacon cheeseburger, no veggies." you showed that c*nt
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*too shy to look at a waitress any longer than necessary to order, and even then only eye contact* *terrified of the waitress noticing me sneak a peek occasionally anyway, even though of course she knows* I'm not much fun at Hooters.
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