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God Damn Dam God
Dec 24, 2004

I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
Grimey Drawer
I would attach a 50' length of piano wire around my neck and then to the side of a building. Then I'd tie a 60' length of rope around my feet. Once that was done I'd superglue my hands to my head. Once that was all done I'd jump off the building, decapitate myself and hang there holding my own head.

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