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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Things 2 discuss

-A whole bunch of tapings happened. Please don't spoil them!!!!

-The Beat Down Clan is pretty much D.O.A.

-Ratings improve without ROH lead-in, which says something....I think.

-That Hulk Hogan DVD they had planned? Canned.

-Bound For Glory 11 will be in Charlotte, NC on October 4th.

-[SCENE MISSING]

-Jeff Jarrett is the fourth induction in the TNA Hall of Fame.

-We're almost done with the June tapings on Impact Wrestling!

-Some guys are working without contracts, so there's that.

This month's One Night Only PPV
To be announced. There's going to be one, but I can't find out which one. Here are TNA's options for this month:
-Global Impact: USA vs. the World
-World Cup of Wrestling 3
-TNA Classic (a tournament)
-TNA Gut Check (a bunch of guys compete to win a contract)

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Does Bram still have a contract?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Malikov
Jan 25, 2015
TNA sucks

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012




Happy birthday :toot:

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
on the last day of tna, dixie comes out and pulls down a tna sign to reveal the wcw banner hidden behind it

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
why aren't you dead yet

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Malikov posted:

TNA sucks

let's go tna

said no sane person in august 2015

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

corn in the bible posted:

on the last day of tna, dixie comes out and pulls down a tna sign to reveal the wcw banner hidden behind it

aw son of a bitch

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Malikov posted:

TNA sucks

Don't steal my gimmick fucker

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
there is a charity wrestling event literally right next to where I live in 2 hours and Amazing Race Superstar Robbie E will be there, should I go?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

MotU posted:

there is a charity wrestling event literally right next to where I live in 2 hours and Amazing Race Superstar Robbie E will be there, should I go?

what's the charitable cause

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

oatgan posted:

what's the charitable cause

local youth athletic association

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
which is legit because our highschool teams have been terminally bad since like the year I graduated

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

corn in the bible posted:

on the last day of tna, dixie comes out and pulls down a tna sign to reveal the wcw banner hidden behind it

IT'S ME TURNER

IT WAS ME ALL ALOOOOOONG TURNER

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

MotU posted:

local youth athletic association

you should attend Bustin for Local Athletic Youth, take photos, and have a ball w/ bad local wrestling

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Gonzo McFee posted:

why aren't you dead yet

TNA will never die. It will continue to downgrade until it's just Dixie playing wrestling games on twitch for donations.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

oatgan posted:

you should attend Bustin for Local Athletic Youth, take photos, and have a ball w/ bad local wrestling

their local champion they have coming there once powerbombed me onto tree roots when I was like 10 b/c he was my friends older brother and thats what older brothers do I assume

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


MotU posted:

their local champion they have coming there once powerbombed me onto tree roots when I was like 10 b/c he was my friends older brother and thats what older brothers do I assume

That is an awesome thing to do. Why are you still posting here instead of being there?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Xerzes posted:

That is an awesome thing to do. Why are you still posting here instead of being there?

it doesnt start yet and like I said it is literally next to where I live, I hop a fence and bam I am there

like I could watch it from my front porch easily but then I couldn't laugh at the dude who's gimmick is "normal wrestler" but is still billed from THE DARK SIDE

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
There's like 5 bullet club shirts here and multiple fedoras. There's like only 20-25 people here total. Good times

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Imagine being a fan of TNA.

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

MotU posted:

There's like 5 bullet club shirts here and multiple fedoras.

All on one guy.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Dude just used a crucifix powerbomb as a transitional move, nearly killing a dude for a two count then pinned him with a lariat. Good show

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
TNA's schedule - subject to death:

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

CaptainYesterday posted:

-A whole bunch of tapings happened. Please don't spoil them!!!!



Matt Hardy is Bigfoot

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Happy #August1Warning everyone!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

rovert posted:

TNA's schedule - subject to death:



when's genesis

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

oatgan posted:

when's genesis

The live impact I presume

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

oatgan posted:

when's genesis

Meltzer thinks Genesis might be a rib on the internet.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

oatgan posted:

when's genesis

Never because Phil Collins' back is all hosed up.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


rovert posted:

Meltzer thinks Genesis might be a rib on the internet.

Al Snow in Elevation X makes this theory much more plausible than it just being TNA and "of course TNA would completely make up a PPV"

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




CaptainYesterday posted:

-TNA Gut Check (a bunch of guys compete to win a contract)

Spoilers: Bram wins.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Thank god I can share all these dates on Digg.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

rovert posted:

TNA's schedule - subject to death:



The UK tour is just gonna be Al Snow and Grado having a two-hour ironman match every night, isn't it?

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

rovert posted:

Meltzer thinks Genesis might be a rib on the internet.

What on earth
You have to give more detail here why would they do this

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
"Lol you think TNA is just stupid gimmick matches so let's book a PPV we won't film full of inane matches nobody ever wanted" is an interesting rib for a company to pull on the entire internet

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


DynamiteKidd posted:

"Lol you think TNA is just stupid gimmick matches so let's book a PPV we won't film full of inane matches nobody ever wanted" is an interesting rib for a company to pull on the entire internet

I think it's more "lol you think we're dying so here, watch 115 matches happen in 8 days, and 6 or 7 more teased for a PPV you didn't even know about" to make people think they're living longer than 2 months, and hope the Internet ignores that 1) everybody died in those 115 matches (because they were in a loving 8 day span, 2) most of those matches air on Xplosions nobody can see and One Night Onlys nobody chooses to see, and 3) the PPV you didn't even know about will never happen and the PPV you do know about (BFG) potentially won't happen either

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
went to that charity show that had Robbie E at it. He drives a nice Mercedes

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DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
Genesis isn't even on the listed dates and the whole point of the name Genesis is that it's in January, the beginning of the year. I have no idea what they're even thinking about Genesis for, we can't build for BFG?

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