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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a gently caress.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of gently caress humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give a gently caress...)
About anything, gently caress everyone and gently caress everything, what
(I don't give a gently caress...)
I literally don't give a gently caress about anything

I don't give a gently caress about motherfuckin' anything
People care about poo poo, I say gently caress everything
gently caress you, gently caress me, gently caress the sky, gently caress trees, gently caress the sun
I don't need heat of Vitamin D!

And gently caress toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And gently caress coasters. I use a little plate instead
And gently caress roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you

Don't give a gently caress about chairs. I prefer to stand
And gently caress air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And gently caress the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes
Demolition man's the only snipes moving i liked
And gently caress liking poo poo. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a gently caress about not liking all the poo poo I don't like
Like tissues. gently caress them! I blow my nose on the couch

And gently caress my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a gently caress about seeing bitch, gently caress my eyes
gently caress physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind
gently caress time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And gently caress coasts, who gives a gently caress about where water meets land
And gently caress boats, just because you float you think you're so loving bad
And gently caress jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

(I don't a give a gently caress...)
About anything, gently caress everyone and gently caress everything, what
(I don't give a gently caress...)
I literally don't give a gently caress about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a gently caress"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a gently caress, alright?"
Don't give a gently caress about beverage size options motherfucker
And I don't give a gently caress about liquids either
They're all wet and poo poo and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a gently caress about straight sex

And gently caress my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
gently caress biological functions, gently caress the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And gently caress birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a gently caress about ice cube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the loving corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
You know what? gently caress the word gently caress, I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a gently caress the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a gently caress about winning yo
I don't even give a gently caress about not giving a gently caress,
so I do give a gently caress... wait, what?

(I give a gently caress...)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a gently caress...)
I literally care about every motherfucking thing

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