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non stop farting, snipiung, burping and grinding against people thats how i roll )on public trandsport(
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:aka just like the US except they're called states and it doesn't apply to the irrelevant flyover middle of the country In Germany even little cities like Dresden & Nuremberg have better transportation infrastructure than much larger cities in the US. Plus you can hop on the intercity train and go somewhere else for pretty drat cheap. Maybe the trick is to just be so lovely your whole country gets bombed flat & then you can rebuild sensibly. We're well on the way!
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:aka just like the US except they're called states and it doesn't apply to the irrelevant flyover middle of the country paging jagister
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When the cabin is dark during a long haul flight, i enjoy opening the window shutter and blinding everyone nearby with beaming white light
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Ratjaculation posted:When the cabin is dark during a long haul flight, i enjoy opening the window shutter and blinding everyone nearby with beaming white light I do the opposite when a kid next to me is straining to look out the window during landing.
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Aug 3, 2015 19:01
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Aug 3, 2015 19:26
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Clemocracy posted:Car Feet 1. Walk to store. 2. Get groceries. 3. Walk home.
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Proposition Joe posted:Feet Elapsed time: 4.5 hrs
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Proposition Joe posted:Feet Enjoy all 10 lbs of food you can can carry with the cold poo poo getting warm and your meat going bad because it took you 25 min to walk back home holding four bags.
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Aug 3, 2015 22:02
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lol if your not badman enough to pull off sitting on the back seats op i bet you sit at the front and talk to the driver
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Arkanomen posted:Enjoy all 10 lbs of food you can can carry with the cold poo poo getting warm and your meat going bad because it took you 25 min to walk back home holding four bags. I think he lives in one of those urban renewal things with an organic whole foods outlet at the first level of his condo tower.
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Applewhite posted:Elapsed time: 4.5 hrs
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Aug 3, 2015 22:07
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Hi I live within a 20 minute walk of a grocery store -- a relatively small percentage of Americans
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Skeleton Ape posted:Hi I live within a 20 minute walk of a grocery store I sprint when I get ice creame or frozen premade meals. Sprint being relative, and some breaks in there too.
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Aug 3, 2015 22:37
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Shirley Crabtree posted:lol if your not badman enough to pull off sitting on the back seats op i bet you sit at the front and talk to the driver Drivers need friends too I do the same in planes sometimes forcefully
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Aug 3, 2015 23:25
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during rush hour on the nyc subway, i only ever give up my seat to old women (and maybe a pregnant teenager). anybody else? tough poo poo. i don't care how much you glare and passive-aggressively sigh and act like your tuckered out from a long day of getting your hair did.
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Aug 3, 2015 23:28
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I hate it when women take their breasts on the subway. like get a fuckin mastectomy before you get on the train, ur womanspreading and not leaving enough space for other innocent passengers i bet if i accidently brush up against your inconsiderate breasts youre gonna scream rape too huh women suck
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Aug 3, 2015 23:38
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gently caress all notions of ettiquette do whatever comes naturally self conscious baby twat op
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Aug 3, 2015 23:39
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Ignore nude crazies on the BART: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTeaEL5xSII
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Shirley Crabtree posted:lol if your not badman enough to pull off sitting on the back seats op i bet you sit at the front and talk to the driver lmbo for buying into the antiquated concept of sitting the back means you're a cool person. Sitting in the front and talking to the driver is probably the most rebellious thing you can do on a bus. There is a big sign and everything that says don't talk to the driver but I don't give a single heck, for I am a cool dude!
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Aug 3, 2015 23:51
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always take your shoes off on flights thankfully my most recent flight, just a few days ago, the guy next to me took his shoes off first, giving me implicit permission to do so!! NEVER give up your seat fo rpregnant old fat ladies
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also i brushed butts with a chick in the aisle trying to get to/from the bathroom, hooooooooly moly
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Clemocracy posted:trip to grocery store man isn'tbeing poor fun as all heck? gosh i love it thank god i can afford a bicycle
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nomadologique posted:man isn'tbeing poor fun as all heck? gosh i love it but where do you put your 3lb tubs of cheese puffs from costco? - fats itt
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etalian posted:Ignore nude crazies on the BART: bwahaha i thought bitches only fell over themselves in horror movies
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Aug 4, 2015 00:24
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whats the proper way to ask a woman on public transport if its okay if you let your dick out to breathe
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huskarl_marx posted:whats the proper way to ask a woman on public transport if its okay if you let your dick out to breathe Trace its outline with your fingers while waggling your eyebrows at her. You'll know if she's down.
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Aug 4, 2015 00:31
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some fat chick on the subway asked a guy for his seat. she was like "im disabled" he was like "no, youre just fat." i lol'd.
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Jukeboxblues posted:lmbo for buying into the antiquated concept of sitting the back means you're a cool person. Sitting in the front and talking to the driver is probably the most rebellious thing you can do on a bus. There is a big sign and everything that says don't talk to the driver but I don't give a single heck, for I am a cool dude! that's patriarchy for you
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Roy posted:poppin my arm on the window like a trucker bust more rhymes plz
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If you see anyone transgressing these utterly insane prescriptions of etiquette whip out your smartphone and name+shame them forever on social media.
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Aug 4, 2015 01:18
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FINISH HER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wut2cb2dGqA
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drowningidiot posted:bust more rhymes plz nope, that was my white guy over 25 rapping quota for 2015
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Aug 4, 2015 01:36
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The MAX tells you the etiquette over the speaker in English and Spanish. It even tells you where the doors are located. TriMet: Bringing Portland into the future. (star shoots across screen)
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Clemocracy posted:trip to grocery store You forgot to actually buy groceries, dummy.
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gleebster posted:You forgot to actually buy groceries, dummy. i've saved so much time I like to make 5 practice runs to the grocery store just to put myself in the bus users shoes for a while. Keeps me humble
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I own a car but only really use it if it's more than an hours walk or I need to carry more poo poo than I could do on foot. Driving is for hicks and teenagers. A good trick is to live somewhere close to your city's center so all conceivable services are within walking distance.
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If you have to pee, wait til the subway train makes it to a stop so you can pee into the gap between the platform and the tracks
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