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and now there's a small rip in the space time continuum I called the Clinique scientists and they're on the way I hope they get here soon maybe they can do something about the black hole that formed in my kitchen last week after I put water in the French press before I added coffee |
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I must have set a precedent for the whole day because I was just making a pb&j and spread the jelly on first 
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Aug 3, 2015 18:32
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One time I was really tired and I threw the fabric sheet into the washer and then out of nowhere there was an eternal line of possible me's throwing all possible things into all possible washers stretching out into all eleven dimensions.
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Aug 3, 2015 18:33
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You hosed up! You hosed the gently caress up!
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Aug 3, 2015 18:33
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now I've got a black hole and also I've summoned a demon in there
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Jimi Changa posted:now I've got a black hole and also I've summoned a demon in there Mondays, amirite?
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Aug 3, 2015 18:34
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do what i do with peanut butter and jelly and premix them in a bowl before putting them on the bread do that with eyeliner and mascara too |
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Aug 3, 2015 18:34
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i put jam on a scone before the cream and cumt hasnt spoke to me since
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Aug 3, 2015 18:34
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thank u bacalou
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XyloJW posted:do what i do with peanut butter and jelly and premix them in a bowl before putting them on the bread You're a child.
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Aug 3, 2015 18:35
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and i ate that fucker like a sandiwch., deal with it
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Aug 3, 2015 18:35
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Miss Psychosis posted:You hosed up! You hosed the gently caress up! I know he keeps chanting this and also jeering about the time I got shampoo and conditioner mixed up in the shower and was immediately reincarnated as a fern leaf
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Aug 3, 2015 18:37
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Miss Psychosis posted:You're a child. i like what they did here, so you get the full flavor profile in every bite. the texture of the peanut butter still comes through without overpowering the jelly at any point. it really speaks to the consistency of a chef that they can achieve this using just simple, good ingredients |
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XyloJW posted:do what i do with peanut butter and jelly and premix them in a bowl before putting them on the bread on top of everything else I'm dealing with this morning you want me to get pinkeye too
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Aug 3, 2015 18:38
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Jimi Changa posted:I know he keeps chanting this and also jeering about the time I got shampoo and conditioner mixed up in the shower and was immediately reincarnated as a fern leaf I'm the whale, you're the fern. The posting dynamic makes sense to me now.
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Aug 3, 2015 18:38
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[subaurally murmuring to myself as i read the thread torture] boy do i ever know that feel |
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Aug 3, 2015 18:39
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put the virtual reality helmet on before my glasses, thats how i know this world is fake |
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Aug 3, 2015 18:42
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bog pixie posted:put the virtual reality helmet on before my glasses, thats how i know this world is fake you just gave me a brilliant idea to turn this day around
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Aug 3, 2015 18:50
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the anomaly...
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Aug 3, 2015 18:52
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just switched my contact lenses around and now every thread is funny thanks big pixie <3
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Aug 3, 2015 18:53
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You're a renegade jimi.
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Aug 3, 2015 18:53
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Aug 3, 2015 18:54
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I've been researching this phenomenon and apparently the first documented case occurred in 1979, when eating pudding before meat resulted in pink floyd
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Aug 3, 2015 19:00
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ok, you can do this. pants, then underwear, then shoes, then socks...OH, GOD DAMMIT
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Aug 3, 2015 19:03
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i put socks on first this morning and looked like an idiot for minutes
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Aug 3, 2015 19:07
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*put socks on first* *stares stupidly at leggings for several minutes* *the minutes turn to hours, the hours days, the days years, the years centuries*
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Aug 3, 2015 19:26
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At the end of time where there is no more light or warmth God looks down on the ruin of his creation and sees jimi wearing socks, Our Lord God then says, " You look like a clown."
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Aug 3, 2015 19:29
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XyloJW posted:do what i do with peanut butter and jelly and premix them in a bowl before putting them on the bread That's illegal |
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Aug 3, 2015 19:30
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XyloJW posted:i like what they did here, so you get the full flavor profile in every bite. the texture of the peanut butter still comes through without overpowering the jelly at any point. it really speaks to the consistency of a chef that they can achieve this using just simple, good ingredients You're under arrest |
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Aug 3, 2015 19:31
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Jimi Changa posted:*put socks on first* drilldo squirt posted:At the end of time where there is no more light or warmth God looks down on the ruin of his creation and sees jimi wearing socks, Our Lord God then says, " You look like a clown."
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Aug 3, 2015 19:32
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*mad scientist mashing into glob of peanut butter and jelly with a pestle* |
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Aug 3, 2015 19:35
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me: forgive me father for i have sinned; its been like 12 years since my last confession priest: welcome back, child. what do you confess? me: i'm a real poo poo. i think mean thoughts about people all the time priest: no worries, the lord does not find sin in thought me: sometimes i help people just to feel good about myself priest: srsly nbd, the church has no official stance on altruism me: i put my socks on before i put my underwear on, last tuesday *pope francis breaks the confessional door down with a flamethrower*
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Aug 3, 2015 19:42
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:*mad scientist mashing into glob of peanut butter and jelly with a pestle*
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Aug 3, 2015 19:42
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What retard doesn't just spread each on one piece of toast then put them together?
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Aug 3, 2015 19:42
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drilldo squirt posted:What retard doesn't just spread each on one piece of toast then put them together? also wrong. smh
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Jimi Changa posted:me: forgive me father for i have sinned; its been like 12 years since my last confession From those flames people hear inhumane screams giving bad advice on makeup application. ---------------- |
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Aug 3, 2015 19:44
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I eat cooked macaroni with cheese chasers. is this bad?
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Aug 3, 2015 19:45
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:*mad scientist mashing into glob of peanut butter and jelly with a pestle* thoughtfully put a spoonful of jelly into the food processor, use a knife to paddle 2 gobs of peanut butter in next, put the lid on the processor, turn it on, sigh, and lay down in the middle of the kitchen |
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idiot, time next order right the in things doing try |
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