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The Hman
Jan 6, 2015
There was a can of pepsi on my floor and it's been there for like two days but now out of nowhere it suicide bombed my cat and there's pop all over my floor.

I have it imprisoned in a sealed tupperware container and am investigating the fridge for any food-based leaders. Will provide updates.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

allahu snackbar

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
pepsi is gross I just had a glass of water with my lunch



the water is in the coffee mug(I bet you thought it was coffee!)

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Parallax Scroll posted:

allahu snackbar

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Parallax Scroll posted:

allahu snackbar

:five:

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015


where's the meat?

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!
Where's all the Mexican Pepsi lately?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

HENGRY BUNG posted:

where's the meat?

it doesnt have any i got tofu as a healthy alternative

Sehnsucht
Aug 2, 2003
Damn you and your daily doubles you brigand!
pop

Tacos Al Pastor
Jun 20, 2003

Nooner posted:

pepsi is gross I just had a glass of water with my lunch



the water is in the coffee mug(I bet you thought it was coffee!)

Thats a sad taco.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

spiralbrain posted:

Thats a sad taco.

It was a pita wrap!!!

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Just another casualty of the Cola Wars

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
somebody call jack boar from fox's hit tv show "24"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
one time I kept a bottle of perrier (the bigger glass 750ml ones) in my car. it was like half empty, maybe.

one day it exploded and shattered my back left window. when I walked out I thought it was some gently caress kids or something but the impact point was clearly from the inside of the window and there was shattered perrier glass all over my loving car. I figure I had the cap screwed on so tight that the pressure just kept building from the evaporating water until it finally exploded.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moridin920 posted:

one time I kept a bottle of perrier (the bigger glass 750ml ones) in my car. it was like half empty, maybe.

one day it exploded and shattered my back left window. when I walked out I thought it was some gently caress kids or something but the impact point was clearly from the inside of the window and there was shattered perrier glass all over my loving car. I figure I had the cap screwed on so tight that the pressure just kept building from the evaporating water until it finally exploded.

holy poo poo that sucks ):

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Nooner posted:

pepsi is gross I just had a glass of water with my lunch



the water is in the coffee mug(I bet you thought it was coffee!)

frat fag

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015
Update:

The fridge was searched from top to bottom and a base of operations was found!



I also captured a leader from this base, and he is refusing to talk, for now.



More updates to come

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



why did they send an asian?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

:wiggle::q::wiggle:

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

social vegan posted:

why did they send an asian?

indonesians are muslim too yknow

SHAQ4PREZ
Dec 21, 2004

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Economy Car

Milk in a bag, loving LOL

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

It was a pita wrap!!!

spiralbrain posted:

Thats a sad taco.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Bobert Bobertson posted:

indonesians are muslim too yknow

well now i indoknowsian!!

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

social vegan posted:

well now i indoknowsian!!

:suicide:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
behead those who insult pepsi-cola :jihad:

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Nooner posted:

pepsi is gross I just had a glass of water with my lunch



the water is in the coffee mug(I bet you thought it was coffee!)

Water in a mug? Eww. Wrong.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

wtf nooner do u only have 1 cup... get a second cup if you only have a dumb mug

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
The only reason these terrorists are able to operate is from the Mt.Dew money the west is forced to pay to sympathetic princes who own the worlds reserves. We need to switch to cleaner coke sources or explore our own internal Dew Reserves. Dew baby, Dew!

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

behead those who insult pepsi

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Ghaz posted:

behead those who insult pepsi

inshcola

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

Parallax Scroll posted:

allahu snackbar

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
as-salamu aspartame

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Diet Pepsi is the light drink of choice.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Ghaz posted:

wtf nooner do u only have 1 cup... get a second cup if you only have a dumb mug

Check out rockafeller over here living in a palace made of mugs, i bet he never even washes them just throws them away after he uses them once... :tizzy:

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Nooner posted:

Check out rockafeller over here living in a palace made of mugs, i bet he never even washes them just throws them away after he uses them once... :tizzy:

lol if you dont have live-in room mates to clean your mug/pint glass/jug/teacup as needed

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
nooner you need to add an exclamation mark to your username imagine the punch your posts would have when it says "Nooner! posted"

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015
Update:

I was attacked by special ops terrorist cans!



they worked fast and efficiently to retrieve their lost leader and get him out of my hands.



They also managed to steal away an innocent can of canada dry, which is very disturbing.

More updates will be posted.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYDTLcVJd5o

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
canada dry is good I like it even though i dont drink a lot of soda (its not healthy and I am trying to lose weight)

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