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Nooner posted:lmao oh man, im just thinking about it now, can you imagine he is all like, he is at the UN or something and he is like "Hey Ban Ki Moon -- YOURE FIRED!!" That's exactly why people are going to vote for him if he actually wins the primaries.
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I'm going to cast an ironic vote for Trump. Everyone should do the same.
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Aug 5, 2015 00:49
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Roy posted:i wonder what his trump card will be I miss euchre; all my friends call it the devil's game nowadays
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Aug 5, 2015 00:57
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He's got a real Herman Cain vibe going on
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Network Pesci posted:There's no way Trump's titanic ego can survive how nasty the primaries will get. He can dish it out, but he can't take it. The fortieth or fiftieth joke about his hair, he will turn over the podium and start a brawl. I can just see him putting Marco Rubio in a Hammerstein choke hold while bicycle kicking Jeb Bush. If anything this would only make him more popular with his base. It's like a portion of the populace of the US are time travelers from the Idiocracy future.
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Aug 5, 2015 01:29
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lol if you dont want the republican primary to devolve in to a fist fight
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Network Pesci posted:There's no way Trump's titanic ego can survive how nasty the primaries will get. He can dish it out, but he can't take it. The fortieth or fiftieth joke about his hair, he will turn over the podium and start a brawl. I can just see him putting Marco Rubio in a Hammerstein choke hold while bicycle kicking Jeb Bush. that would secure my vote.
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Aug 5, 2015 01:37
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I sure hope so OP.
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Aug 5, 2015 01:38
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I sincerely hope the rest of the world declares war on us if Trump is elected.
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argondamn posted:I sincerely hope the rest of the world declares war on us if Trump is elected. then watch as the rest of the world combined still fails to eke out a decisive victory
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Aug 5, 2015 01:43
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i dont think the world is ready to lose another war that we have to bail them out of again
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Aug 5, 2015 01:43
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One day I will take my grand children to the Donald Trump presidential library.
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I'll have to get a "Don't blame me, I voted for Bernie Sanders" sticker for my car.
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Aug 5, 2015 01:54
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I eagerly await the Trump Sanders debates, followed by their last minute surprise joint ticket and marriage announcement.
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Egbert Souse posted:I'll have to get a "Don't blame me, I voted for Bernie Sanders" sticker for my car. why not just have a dont blame me i didnt register to vote stcker
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Aug 5, 2015 01:58
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He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of sneer was hidden beneath the gold toupee. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Donald Trump.
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Aug 5, 2015 01:59
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Aug 5, 2015 02:33
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Voting for him to see how deep this rabbit hole goes.
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Aug 5, 2015 02:40
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watch Trump start a war.
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Aug 5, 2015 02:53
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Robo Reagan posted:lol if you dont want the republican primary to devolve in to a fist fight lol if you dont want the republican primary to devolve into LemonParty
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Aug 5, 2015 03:22
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President Trump will revitilize the failing Social Security program by opening a tab in each citizen's name, accessable from any Trump-branded casino. Now instead of that money sitting there doing nothing, anyone over 18 will be able too take their Social Security funds and invest them in slots or a game of craps! Take all your winnings and put them toward a long retirement at any of the many Trump-branded resorts around the globe!
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Aug 5, 2015 03:29
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funniest presidency ever hed do great
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Aug 5, 2015 03:31
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Robo Reagan posted:i dont think the world is ready to lose another war that we have to bail them out of again You got it backwards, US is the only country that can project overwhelming force globally, we just bomb everyone's manufacturing base into the stone age and then we have all the jobs again, similar to the couple decades after WWII.
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Ork of Fiction posted:President Trump will revitilize the failing Social Security program by opening a tab in each citizen's name, accessable from any Trump-branded casino. Now instead of that money sitting there doing nothing, anyone over 18 will be able too take their Social Security funds and invest them in slots or a game of craps! Take all your winnings and put them toward a long retirement at any of the many Trump-branded resorts around the globe! Sold
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Piearesquared posted:watch Trump start a war. I hereby predict that President Trump will start less wars and do less lasting damage to this country than W
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Roy posted:i wonder what his trump card will be He plays nothing but aces so this is a dumb thing to wonder about.
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Aug 5, 2015 04:46
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just lollin at unsuccessful goons saying trump is a bad business man meanwhile he has billions
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Aug 5, 2015 04:52
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When I was at my family bbq the other day, my uncle was convinced that Trump will be the next Reagan. I would love to see him be president so we can finally end this planet.
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Aug 5, 2015 04:54
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actually if he was president stuff would be pretty much the same i know right?
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Ramsus posted:just lollin at unsuccessful goons saying trump is a bad business man meanwhile he has billions Well now FOR the record: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-probably-better-investing-donald-233020366.html also I'm a successful gone by golley
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Oyak posted:That's the kind of thinking that got us George W. Bush, if memory serves. bush was pretty benign until 9/11 happened and then poo poo took the gently caress off
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proof of concept posted:bush was pretty benign until 9/11 happened and then poo poo took the gently caress off Deregulation of banks ended up doing way more damage than any of the wars, though
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As someone who doesn't live in the US, I think it would be hilarious if Trump won the election. It's about time you guys had another President the rest of the world can mock.
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A Stupid Baby posted:Deregulation of banks ended up doing way more damage than any of the wars, though did that happen before or after 9/11 made it treason to question the whims of the republican party for like 5 straight years? I didn't think he was able to ram that through until after the attack, but it's been a long time.
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Maneck posted:He plays nothing but aces so this is a dumb thing to wonder about. Trump is a real life Johnny Five Aces?! 
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