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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

he was recruiting me for a job for some company and i said what are you doing over there in austin you silly indian!!!!!!! then i told him to take the poo to the loo and i smashed my phone lol!!!!!!

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
dot or feather, OP?


AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

fyodor posted:

he was recruiting me for a job for some company and i said what are you doing over there in austin you silly indian!!!!!!! then i told him to take the poo to the loo and i smashed my phone lol!!!!!!

Lmao

You showed him now he has to process the repair order for your phone

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

i dont know what dot or feather means but he looked like this:



i think that's him actually

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

also remember i said that he needs to take the poo to the loo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

fyodor posted:

i dont know what dot or feather means but he looked like this:



i think that's him actually

i think thats mr. sausage man

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
oh, thats one of the good kind fyodor you should be nice to them and outsource all your programming needs for like $100. I thought you meant one of those freeloading reservation kind that just want to gamble and drink firewater

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Nooner posted:

oh, thats one of the good kind fyodor you should be nice to them and outsource all your programming needs for like $100. I thought you meant one of those freeloading reservation kind that just want to gamble and drink firewater

you mean army soldiers?

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Lol if you haven't outsourced your day to day programming IT janitor job to a weird indian dude for cents on the dollar

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Hello. My name is David, what can I assist you with?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
there are indians who work at the corner store where i buy beer and things in austin, texas.

they're cool dudes and have no shame about running that corner store and they do a drat fine job of it

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mad Monk posted:

Hello. My name is David, what can I assist you with?

actually his name is mr. sausage man

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Indians have done more for the UK than the welsh tbh

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I bet he squats on the toilet and doesn't know how it work....lol silly Indian man.

Then he doesn't wipe at all, or maybe with his hand, then he shakes yours and says HELLO!

Whorelord posted:

Indians have done more for the UK than the welsh tbh

Now do Pakistanis.

spud fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Aug 5, 2015

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

fyodor posted:

i dont know what dot or feather means but he looked like this:



i think that's him actually

you ever notice indians have the weirdest pets? i legit saw an indian guy walking a couple of these the other day

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Idiot

you were talking to a run of the mill Mexicano

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Did he already outsource your humor?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



op can you advise me on skyrim? im stuck

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Offer you a job?

You should have tried to curry his favor

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Ratjaculation posted:

op can you advise me on skyrim? im stuck

what are you stuck on

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
should've asked for a lamb vindaloo with cheese and garlic naan bread.

indian food is bomb.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
The phone conversation in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa0gtwiTjmg

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

indian food looks and smells like human waste. but it tastes really good




witchcraft??????

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Larry Bird was from Indiana and that guy's white as poo poo.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

poopzilla posted:

indian food looks and smells like human waste. but it tastes really good




witchcraft??????

indian food smells awesome oval office, you better gently caress up right now.

agree with you on the slop look though.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
congrats on meeting one of the 10,000,000 indians that drive poorly here in austin. Nonetheless, I love them as a people

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

indian is probably the only food i could eat daily and not get sick of

but then id get fat as hell so not a good idea

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

indian is pretty good but i prefer thai

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



fyodor posted:

he was recruiting me for a job for some company and i said what are you doing over there in austin you silly indian!!!!!!! then i told him to take the poo to the loo and i smashed my phone lol!!!!!!

would have loved to see that

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Robbie Fowler posted:

indian food smells awesome oval office, you better gently caress up right now.

agree with you on the slop look though.

it literally smells like BO

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
you sure he ain't from mexico way?

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

Robbie Fowler posted:

indian food smells awesome oval office, you better gently caress up right now.

agree with you on the slop look though.

:agreed:

Indian food does indeed smell like oval office, awesome or otherwise.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Mad Monk posted:

Hello. My name is David, what can I assist you with?

Fucker pulled that on me one time when my 360 got the Red Ring of Death. Bullshit your name is Dave, my name is Dave. If you just said your name was Ritesh or Kamal you wouldn't be starting the conversation on a lie, real good indicator for the kind of service you're about to give me. If nothing else, you give it away when I tell you my name is Dave and then you ask me to fuckin' spell it. You telephone-answering lie-mongering customer-so-called-servicing rear end in a top hat.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
indians are the worse. jews, blacks, and puerto ricans are fine no prob but indians are a bunch of try hards forcibly raising the bar on the american office worker

Omi-Polari posted:

there are indians who work at the corner store where i buy beer and things in austin, texas.

they're cool dudes and have no shame about running that corner store and they do a drat fine job of it

yeah they cool despite charging $1.89 for a coke with a smile on their face

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Mariana Horchata posted:

indians are the worse. jews, blacks, and puerto ricans are fine no prob but indians are a bunch of try hards forcibly raising the bar on the american office worker

same

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

poopzilla posted:

indian food looks and smells like human waste. but it tastes really good


Does this mean that by the transitive property, human waste must taste like indian food?

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

There's a tooooon of Indian people here in Dallas and its suburbs so it's not really surprising there's some in Austin too. Indian food is amazing and Indian women are v. pretty so I'm glad of it.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
dude are you ok

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
just know im praying for op

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Korthal
May 26, 2011

>DESIGNATED making GBS threads STREETS

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