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Put your loving cigarette out while you pump gas. Especially don't light a new one at the pumps. What the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Aug 5, 2015 22:37
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windows 98 is a pump jockey
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Aug 5, 2015 22:37
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works for tips
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Aug 5, 2015 22:38
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just the tip
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Aug 5, 2015 22:38
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Nooner posted:windows 98 is a pump jockey I pump Nooner every night
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Aug 5, 2015 22:38
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How many times in the history of the universe has a lit cigarette caused an explosion at a gas statioN??
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Aug 5, 2015 22:39
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Not counting 80s movies.
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Aug 5, 2015 22:39
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cause cigarettes dont light gasoline on fire haha MYTH BUSTED
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Aug 5, 2015 22:40
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In before some disgusting gifs of eastern europeans running around in flames
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Aug 5, 2015 22:40
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Cigarette ash cant light gas, and the gas vapor is sucked away by the pump handle. Your move.
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Aug 5, 2015 22:40
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OK do you ever say anything to them or do you just let it slide like some sort of beta
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Aug 5, 2015 22:41
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It bothers others, reason enough for me or any real man itt
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Aug 5, 2015 22:41
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because if they're dumb enough to smoke cigarettes they're dumb enough to put open flames near gasoline; a better question is why chuckle fucks think it,s acceptable to smoke carco-pops at all
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Aug 5, 2015 22:42
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i bet the op shuts off his engine too like a pleb and also doesnt sneak a squirt onto the tailpipe to clean off the carbon like a man
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Aug 5, 2015 22:42
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I just had to yell at some dipshit for trying to light a cigarette between two gas pumps yesterday. I wish it was a more isolated incident, but it's at least the 5th time this year alone I've had to yell at someone for smoking near gas pumps. People are loving stupid.
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Aug 5, 2015 22:47
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JB50 posted:Cigarette ash cant light gas, and the gas vapor is sucked away by the pump handle. It's bad luck.
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Aug 5, 2015 22:48
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Infidel Castro posted:I just had to yell at some dipshit for trying to light a cigarette between two gas pumps yesterday. I wish it was a more isolated incident, but it's at least the 5th time this year alone I've had to yell at someone for smoking near gas pumps. People are loving stupid. Sounds badass. What did you yell?
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Aug 5, 2015 22:49
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Infidel Castro posted:I just had to yell at some dipshit for trying to light a cigarette between two gas pumps yesterday. I wish it was a more isolated incident, but it's at least the 5th time this year alone I've had to yell at someone for smoking near gas pumps. People are loving stupid. People like you!
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Aug 5, 2015 22:50
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corpuscollossus posted:Sounds badass. What did you yell? I yell at them that they can't smoke by the gasoline pumps. TrickleDownPosting posted:People like you! Sorry if I don't feel like having my workplace set on fire by some dipshit who can't wait 2 loving minutes to have his loving Newport.
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Aug 5, 2015 22:56
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Pump Jockey!!!
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Aug 5, 2015 22:56
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Works for tips!!!
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Aug 5, 2015 22:57
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just the tip
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Aug 5, 2015 22:59
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Infidel Castro posted:I yell at them that they can't smoke by the gasoline pumps. coldplay chiptunes posted:How many times in the history of the universe has a lit cigarette caused an explosion at a gas statioN??
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Aug 5, 2015 23:05
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also lol you work at the gas station.
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Aug 5, 2015 23:06
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coldplay chiptunes posted:also lol you work at the gas station. pump jockey
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Aug 5, 2015 23:06
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works for tips
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Aug 5, 2015 23:07
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suck my dick
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Aug 5, 2015 23:08
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WHAT'LL IT BE TODAY SIR?? HEY GUYS DONT SMOKE OVER THERE
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Aug 5, 2015 23:09
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amityville anus posted:just the tip
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Aug 5, 2015 23:09
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okay i was checking a text while pumping gas and this cop yells at me. "HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE" is the phrase he uses. because my flip phone shoots sparks when i open it like roller blade barbie
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Aug 5, 2015 23:10
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LegoPirateNinja posted:okay i was checking a text while pumping gas and this cop yells at me. "HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE" is the phrase he uses. because my flip phone shoots sparks when i open it like roller blade barbie cops are highly stupid
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Aug 5, 2015 23:11
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p sure all these pump jockeys live in New Jersey, that place is all hosed up
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Aug 5, 2015 23:11
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Infidel Castro posted:I yell at them that they can't smoke by the gasoline pumps. Don't be racist!
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Aug 5, 2015 23:12
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LegoPirateNinja posted:okay i was checking a text while pumping gas and this cop yells at me. "HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE" is the phrase he uses. because my flip phone shoots sparks when i open it like roller blade barbie did he have his radio blazing
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Aug 5, 2015 23:12
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its only ok if its weed
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Aug 5, 2015 23:12
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LegoPirateNinja posted:okay i was checking a text while pumping gas and this cop yells at me. "HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE" is the phrase he uses. because my flip phone shoots sparks when i open it like roller blade barbie that's the signal to drop your phone and do the degeneration x move
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Aug 5, 2015 23:12
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i aint re-fryin this blunt bro
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Aug 5, 2015 23:12
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Infidel Castro posted:I just had to yell at some dipshit for trying to light a cigarette between two gas pumps yesterday. I wish it was a more isolated incident, but it's at least the 5th time this year alone I've had to yell at someone for smoking near gas pumps. People are loving stupid. the sad thing is while id never do it, every one of those people think youre a dumbass because cigarettes dont light gasoline on fire nor is there any to be lit on fire nor fumes to light on fire or anything and they very much know that
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Aug 5, 2015 23:13
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coldplay chiptunes posted:How many times in the history of the universe has a lit cigarette caused an explosion at a gas statioN?? According to the hit documentary zoolander, at least once.
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Aug 5, 2015 23:15
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Putting out cigarettes/cigars in buckets of JP-5 while new guys looked on in horror owned pretty hard
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