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dancingbears
May 10, 2011

You're an idiot,
so start acting
like one.

Did you know that for a while, there was an in-character BBS blog for The King Of All Cosmos, who answered questions about Katamari Damacy? It's true! I saved a copy of a translation about a decade ago, and managed to keep it with me.

quote:

This BBS, formerly the corner acting as the establishment known as "Katamari on the Web," contains the contents of the King's one-sided dispatches. As has been the case in the past, we do not currently accept submissions.

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Masa
2004/3/15(mon) 18:24 No.001
First post!

The King
2004/3/16(tue) 03:15
Go home.

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Yoppi
2004/3/15(mon) 21:13 No.002  
Pleased to meet you, your majesty. I have a question.
What is the antenna on the prince's head?
I won't be able to sleep until I find out.

The King
2004/3/16(tue) 03:18
Isn't it a handle?
It's so easy to pick him up by it.

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Hoshino Mutsuo
2004/3/16(tue) 15:43 No.003
Hello, your majesty.
What happens to the animals and people you roll up?

The King
2004/3/16(tue) 20:06
They become happy.

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Chabashira-tachi Otto
2004/3/16(tue) 21:18 No.004
Sorry for the rude question, but why is there a time limit?
Wouldn't it be okay to take your time?

The King
2004/3/17(wed) 03:15
If you don't get the stars back by nightfall,
don't you think everyone will be mad at me?

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aaaa
2004/3/17(wed) 01:36 No.005
Hello. I have a question.
Why do things stick to the katamari?
It's got to be magic.

The King
2004/3/17(wed) 03:22
Can't you see the thin hands coming out of the center of the ball?
They wind themselves around things.

If you've got the kind of free time to wonder about things like that, you could at least come up with a name.


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Deko Hachi
2004/3/18(thu) 18:15 No.006
If you make the katamari really big, angel-like things
come swooping down, but who are they?

The King
2004/3/18(thu) 21:10
Oh, you saw them?
They're my ancestors.

Look a bit like flies, don't they.

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Poko Tan
2004/3/19(fri) 03:41 No.007
Hello! ♪(^o^)/
What's in the bag (?_?) on the top of your head?
I'm really curious! (T_T) Please tell me! ♪

The King
2004/3/19(fri) 04:01
I said no obscene questions! \■`仝´■/

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Masa
2004/3/20(sat) 00:24 No.008
I know you just started, but shouldn't there be more here?

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Hitokoto
2004/3/21(sun) 11:23 No.009
Sorry for the rude question.
It seems that you broke the stars all by yourself, your majesty,
so isn't it a little irresponsible to make your son replace them all?

The King
2004/3/21(sun) 17:14
I said that I was making them, too.
Have you really played the game?
Don't just ignore what I say. Honestly.

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Hoshino Mutsuo
2004/3/23(tue) 15:12 No.010
What's that "rainbow" that comes out of your mouth?

The King
2004/3/23(tue) 16:40
What we call a "rainbow" is what happens
when drops of water suspended in the air refract light,
disassembling it into a colorful display.

By the way, in Japan there are seven colors,
but depending on the country, it seems that people may count differently.

How about that!

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The original page was located here, but it's long been deleted.

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