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i'm kinda hungry
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Aug 8, 2015 19:34
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im an alcoholic
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Aug 8, 2015 19:35
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have too much debt, like 100k now, gonna try and get more debt to get out of debt, getting another car today. so my problem is, how can i accumulate more debt to achieve this more debt=geting out of debt scheme?
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Aug 8, 2015 19:36
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i'm kinda hungry ask your mom to make you a sandwich, if she refuses it means she doesn't love you and you're better off starving to death
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Aug 8, 2015 19:36
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dad gay. so what posted:im an alcoholic that's only a problem if you feel guilty about the things you do when you're drunk, stay black out drunk all the time and you'll never remember anything you do
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Aug 8, 2015 19:37
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let f(x) equal the decimal interpretation of the binary expansion of x (f(1/2) = f((0.1)2) = 1/10) prove that the integral of f(x) from 0 to 1 exists and find its value
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Aug 8, 2015 19:38
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Kuato posted:have too much debt, like 100k now, gonna try and get more debt to get out of debt, getting another car today. fall down or throw yourself down the stairs / out a window at work. sue them for a billion dollars
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Aug 8, 2015 19:38
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KewlBiens posted:that's only a problem if you feel guilty about the things you do when you're drunk, stay black out drunk all the time and you'll never remember anything you do done and done. thanks, bitch
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Aug 8, 2015 19:39
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Kuato posted:have too much debt, like 100k now, gonna try and get more debt to get out of debt, getting another car today. the concept of debt is a legal fiction that must be maintained by both parties in order to have any validity, just don't pay what you owe, you already have the car anyway so idk what you're worried about
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Aug 8, 2015 19:40
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sovereign citizen checking in
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Aug 8, 2015 19:40
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My neg hole got pozzed
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Aug 8, 2015 19:41
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vyst posted:My neg hole got pozzed just give the aids back to the guy who gave it to you, an eye for an eye etc
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Aug 8, 2015 19:42
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dad gay. so what posted:sovereign citizen checking in you know your allowed to get married now, gay dad
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Aug 8, 2015 19:43
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you know your allowed to get married now, gay dad i do not recognize your authority. i bow to no man.
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Aug 8, 2015 19:44
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Mom is out of town and I have lots of dirty laundry. WHAT DO I DO
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Aug 8, 2015 19:44
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dad gay. so what posted:i do not recognize your authority. i bow to no man. my other gay dad says otherwise
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Aug 8, 2015 19:45
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Mom is out of town and I have lots of dirty laundry. WHAT DO I DO leave it alone, bacteria feed off your body's oils, eventually they'll eat all the oil in your clothes and they'll be like new again
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Aug 8, 2015 19:46
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KewlBiens posted:leave it alone, bacteria feed off your body's oils, eventually they'll eat all the oil in your clothes and they'll be like new again 
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Aug 8, 2015 19:48
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dad gay. so what posted:fall down or throw yourself down the stairs / out a window at work. sue them for a billion dollars gonna aim higher than billions, think i'll aim for at least a trillion dollar settlement. gonna lean back in my chair, fall down and break my neck, and sue the company for a cool $100 trillion. will buy everyone on SA platinum and give them av's of their choice when i win. wish me luck Goons!
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Aug 8, 2015 20:33
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Kuato posted:gonna aim higher than billions, think i'll aim for at least a trillion dollar settlement. gonna lean back in my chair, fall down and break my neck, and sue the company for a cool $100 trillion. if you're paralyzed from the neck down then you won't be able to use a computer i mean yeah you can look at the monitor but you won't be able to type or click the mouse
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Aug 8, 2015 20:37
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i'm fat from booze
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Aug 8, 2015 20:38
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Universe Master posted:i'm fat from booze drink hard liquor. You might lose your friends and family, but you'll be trim
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Aug 8, 2015 20:40
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Universe Master posted:i'm fat from booze switch to heroin, you'll lose weight and still feel serene
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Aug 8, 2015 20:40
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KewlBiens posted:switch to heroin Great idea
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Aug 8, 2015 20:41
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I got a fever
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Aug 8, 2015 20:42
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i have been looking everywhere for music by the canberra, australia band prick harness and i can't even find any poo poo to buy on ebay just this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipHaHxckBhM. this is the only internet presence of the greatest band ever can you find me some op
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Aug 8, 2015 20:43
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Part of Everything posted:I got a fever stand in front of the refrigerator with the door open, get an extra long extension cable so you can take the refrigerator with you into any room
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Aug 8, 2015 20:44
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Clipperton posted:i have been looking everywhere for music by the canberra, australia band prick harness and i can't even find any poo poo to buy on ebay start your own band and also name it prick harness, then you can make more prick harness music whenever you want
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Aug 8, 2015 20:48
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I want to drink mad tequila and cervezas and also eat some tacos help
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Aug 8, 2015 20:50
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SSDI is slated to run out in 2016 and there's a good chance that my flimsy laywer-greased eligability will be revoked. How will I continue to post on these elite troll-free forui when my monthly is cut by 30% (certain) or 100% (likely)?
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Aug 8, 2015 20:53
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Help me out here slowbeans!
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Aug 8, 2015 21:23
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my willy fell off
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Aug 8, 2015 21:43
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KewlBiens posted:bring me your problems and i will solve them i want to eat god
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Aug 8, 2015 21:52
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Shirley Crabtree posted:my willy fell off Free Willy
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Aug 8, 2015 21:53
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This Jacket Is Me posted:SSDI is slated to run out in 2016 and there's a good chance that my flimsy laywer-greased eligability will be revoked. How will I continue to post on these elite troll-free forui when my monthly is cut by 30% (certain) or 100% (likely)? what
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Aug 8, 2015 22:31
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i taste bile in my throat from self loathing, it's not as bad as it was, but not very pleasant
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Aug 9, 2015 01:40
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This Jacket Is Me posted:SSDI is slated to run out in 2016 and there's a good chance that my flimsy laywer-greased eligability will be revoked. How will I continue to post on these elite troll-free forui when my monthly is cut by 30% (certain) or 100% (likely)? cut down bushes to find rupees
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Aug 9, 2015 01:46
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- hi
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i want t ofuck, why cant i gently caress
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Aug 9, 2015 02:09
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Kuato posted:have too much debt, like 100k now, gonna try and get more debt to get out of debt, getting another car today. Package your debt and sell it in small derivatives to poor black families.
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