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Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

Hi everyone. I just went to have my IQ tested again, as a result of this test, and well let's just say the IQ doctor told me a very respectable number and asked me out on a date.

# ? Aug 10, 2015 09:54

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# ? May 6, 2024 21:07

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Minimalist Program posted:

Hi everyone. I just went to have my IQ tested again, as a result of this test, and well let's just say the IQ doctor told me a very respectable number and asked me out on a date.

sounds like you got the number that really counts: his phone number. hi fivd

# ? Aug 10, 2015 10:25

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

I don't need a high int because I'm not a wizard. I am however a bard, so my charisma and willpower are high. hth

# ? Aug 10, 2015 10:44

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

mods pls give me the tag that my iq deserves

# ? Aug 10, 2015 11:12

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

Clochette posted:

Everyone on the internet has an IQ of 140 and a 9-inch cock

Not me

My IQ is 94 and my penis length is 4.5-inches.

# ? Aug 10, 2015 11:16

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

I like the sense of grasping things just before everyone else that slightly improved pattern recognition provides.

Oh boy does my high IQ help me with day to day life. Yep. Sure means something at all.

# ? Aug 10, 2015 12:00

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

Strudel Man posted:

Ahh, so close. You should be 95% sure of that. I appreciate the attempt, though!

gah

# ? Aug 10, 2015 12:00

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

im so crosseyed that each of my pupils crossed behind the bridge of my nose and settled in the centre of the other eye.

# ? Aug 10, 2015 12:12

Hilario Baldness: Feb 10, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Tubesock Holocaust posted:

Posting on SA should make any IQ test result moot.

Bingo

# ? Aug 10, 2015 17:47

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

if I could take a real IQ test I think it'd be fun

that poo poo is only a rough estimate though; I feel like it can maybe measure your aptitude for school poo poo but there's plenty of things it is worthless for. plus it changes and what kind of measurement is that then

# ? Aug 10, 2015 18:26

Twinty Zuleps: May 10, 2008; by R. Guyovich; Lipstick Apathy

Zogo posted:

Question #4:

1,461 days ago, Marco was twice as old as Ted. 1,461 days from now, Ted will be 6/8ths of Marco's age. How old is Marco now?

Bonus hint: the answer is not "imgay" or "cuck"

4,383 days old, and Ted is 2922 days.

# ? Aug 10, 2015 19:47

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

Clochette posted:

Everyone on the internet has an IQ of 140 and a 9-inch cock

serious norman posted:

Not me

My IQ is 94 and my penis length is 4.5-inches.

Judging by the poll results these two groups comprise almost the entirety of somethingawful

# ? Aug 10, 2015 19:52

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

TEAYCHES posted:

dont vote in the poll then, i dont want the results thrown off. im sure you would score really high though

thank you for saying so, i would like to think i would score well

# ? Aug 10, 2015 20:04

Zogo: Jul 29, 2003

whoflungpoop posted:

TEAYCHES, a poor showing for a gay man at a meateating contest

Wulfolme posted:

4,383 days old, and Ted is 2922 days.

Very good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArYdzIK2Fg

# ? Aug 10, 2015 22:17

Twinty Zuleps: May 10, 2008; by R. Guyovich; Lipstick Apathy

Zogo posted:

Question #6:
A group of GBS posters challenged each other to a Doobie's ~~hotdog~~ slimeburger eating contest:

Mumpy Puffinz beat Ocean Book. Ocean Book beat Commie NedFlanders. Minimalist Program was neither first nor last. Minimalist Program beat TEAYCHES. Ocean Book finished neither first nor last. Commie NedFlanders beat Minimalist Program.

Who ate the least?

TEAYCHES

and Donald was Jeb's nephew. Most of these are just worded annoyingly.

# ? Aug 10, 2015 22:50

Reibis: Oct 10, 2008; so jealous...

128

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:49

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Zogo posted:

Very good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArYdzIK2Fg

Actually I like these.

Zogo posted:

If six people can read 12 books in 6 hours, how many books can three of these people read in nine hours?

Each person reads at a rate of 2 books per six hours, or 1 book per three hours, so three people can read nine books in nine hours.

Zogo posted:

Billy has a basketball card collection. All but 5 are signed. All but five are rookie cards. All but 5 are at least 10 years old. What is the minimum number of cards in Billy's collection?

Five unsigned, non-rookie cards under ten years old. Maybe six, with one signed ten-year-old rookie card, if one objects to using "all but" to refer to nothing, but I'm pretty sure five is the intended answer.

Zogo posted:

Donald went to visit Jeb. Donald is Jeb's only wife's father-in-law's only wife's only son's only son. What relation is Donald to Jeb?

Donald is Jeb's son.

The others were all answered already I'm pretty sure.

Strudel Man fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Aug 11, 2015

# ? Aug 11, 2015 04:22

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Strudel Man posted:

Each person reads at a rate of 2 books per six hours, or 1 book per three hours, so three people can read nine books in nine hours.

gotta at least state your assumption that they all read at the same rate, that's not true irl!!

# ? Aug 11, 2015 04:25

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Voted Goku

# ? Aug 11, 2015 04:26

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

gotta at least state your assumption that they all read at the same rate, that's not true irl!!

Hah, true enough.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 04:27

Zogo: Jul 29, 2003

Wulfolme posted:

and Donald was Jeb's nephew.

That is incorrect.

Strudel Man posted:

Actually I like these.

Each person reads at a rate of 2 books per six hours, or 1 book per three hours, so three people can read nine books in nine hours.

Five unsigned, non-rookie cards under ten years old. Maybe six, with one signed ten-year-old rookie card, if one objects to using "all but" to refer to nothing, but I'm pretty sure five is the intended answer.

Donald is Jeb's son.

The others were all answered already I'm pretty sure.

The answer is six cards. You have done well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs

Question #7:

Continue the number series:
1 37 5 28 9 19 13 10 17 1 ? ?

Question #8:

Which is most dissimilar to the others?

cuck
cuckquean
cuckservative
tane
imgay

# ? Aug 11, 2015 04:51

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Zogo posted:

Question #7:

Continue the number series:
1 37 5 28 9 19 13 10 17 1 ? ?

21 -8. Tricky - I had to stare at it a bit before I realized it was two independent, interwoven patterns.

quote:

Question #8:

Which is most dissimilar to the others?

cuck
cuckquean
cuckservative
tane
imgay

I must admit, I don't actually know what tane means.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 04:58

The Letter A: Nov 8, 2002

Zogo posted:

Question #7:

Continue the number series:
1 37 5 28 9 19 13 10 17 1 ? ?

21 -8 25 -17

Strudel Man posted:

god dammit

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:05

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

The Letter A posted:

god dammit

Hey, it's not a contest. The important thing is just to stretch your mental muscles.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:08

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

IQ is just some number mines probably lower because I do a lot of drugs and like to drink a lot

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:10

The Letter A: Nov 8, 2002

Zogo posted:

Question #8:

Which is most dissimilar to the others?

cuck
cuckquean
cuckservative
tane
imgay

imgay

this could have a hundred different answers i'm sure, but in terms of shared letters the first three share four, tane shares two with servative and two with quean, but imgay only shares two with servative (a, i) and one with quean (a)
that's all i can come up with

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:10

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

The Letter A posted:

imgay

this could have a hundred different answers i'm sure, but in terms of shared letters the first three share four, tane shares two with servative and two with quean, but imgay only shares two with servative (a, i) and one with quean (a)
that's all i can come up with

idiot

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:11

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

I was thinking of answering 'cuckquean' on the basis that the others have all seen usage as memes to some extent on the something awful forums, whereas to the best of my knowledge cuckquean has not. But I have no confidence in any particular answer there.

NecroMonster posted:

idiot

There's no need to be rude.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:12

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

should i tell them which one it is or just let them keep struggling maybe if they knew what tane means they could sort this out?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:13

The Letter A: Nov 8, 2002

NecroMonster posted:

idiot

excuse me an internet iq test told me i have an iq of 180

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:17

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:18

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

anyone having trouble with that question go into fyad and ask them what tane means right now i'm sure if anyone is actually still in there they will tell you and then you can divine the answer

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:19

Day Man: Jul 30, 2007; Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!

VendaGoat posted:

Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155.

You mean you're a lawyer? Or do you mean you're a lawyer's assistant?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:35

Zogo: Jul 29, 2003

Strudel Man posted:

21 -8. Tricky - I had to stare at it a bit before I realized it was two independent, interwoven patterns.

The Letter A posted:

imgay

this could have a hundred different answers i'm sure, but in terms of shared letters the first three share four, tane shares two with servative and two with quean, but imgay only shares two with servative (a, i) and one with quean (a)
that's all i can come up with

GBS has solved all eight so far.

The true answer to #8 varies depending on IQ and forum affiliation.

Question #9:

If it were four hours later, it would be 2/3rds as long to midnight as it would be if it were two hours later. What time is it?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:36

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

Zogo posted:

GBS has solved all eight so far.

The true answer to #8 varies depending on IQ and forum affiliation.

Question #9:

If it were four hours later, it would be 2/3rds as long to midnight as it would be if it were two hours later. What time is it?

to gas thread and ban op

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:39