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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Actually Russia kind got hosed up the rear end in this war. Like the Germans would've won it if it weren't for the stand in the first battle of the Marne and the Russians were getting pounded at that point

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Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club


the pointlessness of it all

quote:

During the First World War, drafts created the armies that were drawn from remarkably similar societies for the first time in modern warfare. Along the Western Front, on both sides there were industrial workers and farm laborers. On both sides there were aristocratic senior officers and middle-class junior officers. For Catholics, Protestants and Jews fighting for separate armies, they sometimes identified more with their religious brethren on the opposing side than with their fellow soldiers.

The soldiers, Englishmen, Frenchmen, Germans and Italians were equally irreverent about what they were supposedly fighting for. Over the longer period of trench warfare, a kind of ‘live and let live’ attitude developed in certain relatively quiet sectors of the line; war was reduced to a series of rituals, as with the Greeks and Trojans. English pacifist Vera Brittain noted about a Scottish and a Saxon regiment that had agreed not to aim at each other when they fired. They made a lot of noise and an outsider would have thought the men were fighting hard, but in practice no one was hit. Robert Graves — in his pivotal memoir of the Great War, Goodbye to All That — recollected about letters arriving from the Germans, rolled up in old mortar shells: “Your little dog has run over to us, and we are keeping it safe here.” Newspapers were fired back and forth in the same fashion. Louis Barthas spent some time in a sector where the Germans and the French fired only six mortar rounds a day, ‘out of courtesy’.

Nothing symbolized this easygoing attitudes more than the informal Christmas truce of 1914, when opposing soldiers in many sectors joined together to sing carols, and exchange Christmas greetings and gifts. Soccer games were played in no man’s land with makeshift balls. Of course, there were some who refused to participate in the truce; among those was a German field messenger named Adolf Hitler, who grumbled, ““Such things should not happen in wartime. Have you Germans no sense of honor left at all?”


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mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Hardcore history by Dan Carlin has a 30+ hr 6 part podcast on WW1 which does a pretty good job of it. I was just in France and Flanders for a bit and it is extraordinarily sobering to see the small amounts of just about nothing that hundreds of thousands of guys died fighting for in the most horrific conditions imaginable.

Visit the Passchendaele museum in Zonnebeke outside of Ypres if you get a chance. It is basically a catalogue of every horrific way man had devised on how to kill each other. It has a large underground dugout you can go into, and examples of trenches from all the fighting powers.

Verdun is just nuts. The approaches to Fort Douaumont are a young forest growing over a moonscape of shell craters. The fort is devastated and kind of small and 3 quarters of a million men died fighting over it. The Verdun Ossuary has ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THOUSAND skeletons of dead French and Germans recovered from the battlefield in the foundation and you can see them through windows at the base of the Ossuary.

Edit: Fort Douaumont was taking 900-1600 shells PER DAY during the 9 months it was under occupation by the Germans.

mikerock fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Aug 9, 2015

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

All the buildings in Ypres look like they were built in the 16th century, but they were all rebuilt in the 1920s and have the dates of reconstruction on them. Otherwise they are identical to old towns like Zürich or some place that wasn't bombed into loving rubble and misery.

The apartment we rented was destroyed during the opening phases of the 2nd Battle Ypres. When you go to the Flanders Museum in the Cloth Hall it has a map of the april bombardments on teh town and where the shells landed and how many people were killed. A shell strike landed outside of the window of our apartment 3rd of April, 1915.

mikerock fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Aug 9, 2015

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

i like the part where the surrender conditions for germany were so harsh that they elected nazis and tried again

Thanks to Woodrow Wilson.

On the upside WW1 wiped out a lot of monarchies.




mikerock posted:

Verdun is just nuts. The approaches to Fort Douaumont are a young forest growing over a moonscape of shell craters. The fort is devastated and kind of small and 3 quarters of a million men died fighting over it. The Verdun Ossuary has ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THOUSAND skeletons of dead French and Germans recovered from the battlefield in the foundation and you can see them through windows at the base of the Ossuary.

Edit: Fort Douaumont was taking 900-1600 shells PER DAY during the 9 months it was under occupation by the Germans.

Verdun is the pivotal battle of the war, despite some Anglo-American claims to the contrary.

Its almost unique in history as an example of nationalistic mass-suicide rather than anything approximating warfare as we understand it.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Agag posted:

Thanks to Woodrow Wilson.

On the upside WW1 wiped out a lot of monarchies.


Verdun is the pivotal battle of the war, despite some Anglo-American claims to the contrary.

Its almost unique in history as an example of nationalistic mass-suicide rather than anything approximating warfare as we understand it.

It doesn't exist anymore. We cannot even farhom it now, no one can.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
All Quiet on the Western Front is a pretty great book.

And that Dan Carlin series, man!

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Verdun owns bones

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Shadeoses posted:

Verdun owns bones

The bones of many sons

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Can't talk about WW1 without talking about the global influenza pandemic it enabled that killed millions

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Agag posted:

Thanks to Woodrow Wilson.

On the upside WW1 wiped out a lot of monarchies.


Verdun is the pivotal battle of the war, despite some Anglo-American claims to the contrary.

Its almost unique in history as an example of nationalistic mass-suicide rather than anything approximating warfare as we understand it.

The French part of WW1 gets downplayed somewhat in English language history, but I would say that all of 1916 was the same for everyone on the western front regardless of nationality - French, German, British/Commonwealth. It was the beginning of the end of 19th century battle doctrine. Innovation showed in battles like Vimy in 1917 and the opening stages of Operation Michael in 1918 but the grand campaigns continued on for the rest of the war with horrendous casualties, with some of the worst casualty rates by both sides suffered in the Kaiserschlacht and the Hundred Days in 1918.

If you want to look at it from the aspect of cultural suicide I would say that the battle of the frontiers in 1914 was the end of the the belle epoch, perfectly encapsulated in the kindermord.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Jesus. It really is hosed, all those people dying for so little. Let's pray, all of us, to whatever version of the divine we hold dear, that this poo poo doesn't happen again.
























Let's just drone some browns instead.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


We should be really glad for nukes because otherwise global conflicts would have probably kept happening. these remotely controlled conventional weapons platforms, drones cruise missiles aircraft carriers and all that poo poo would render the world into a terribly unstable hellscape where you never know if a gunship or drone is overhead and about to ruin your life. Not just Brown lives but poo poo happening in New York or Berlin or Montreal and beijing

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

hemophilia posted:

We should be really glad for nukes because otherwise global conflicts would have probably kept happening. these remotely controlled conventional weapons platforms, drones cruise missiles aircraft carriers and all that poo poo would render the world into a terribly unstable hellscape where you never know if a gunship or drone is overhead and about to ruin your life. Not just Brown lives but poo poo happening in New York or Berlin or Montreal and beijing

This is why I love the bomb

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
We need a Band of Brothers-esque miniseries about Manfred von Richthofen's Jagdgeschwader 1.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
hell yea dudes didn't even know the fuckboy poo poo they were about to get into

verdun lmao

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

hemophilia posted:

We should be really glad for nukes because otherwise global conflicts would have probably kept happening.

if the bomb didn't exist, Stalin would have taken his 4-1 advantage in soldiers and equipment at the end of WW2 and just rolled over the rest of Europe, likely the rest of the world. there wouldn't be wars any more, we would be living under global communism :ussr:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Rutibex posted:

if the bomb didn't exist, Stalin would have taken his 4-1 advantage in soldiers and equipment at the end of WW2 and just rolled over the rest of Europe, likely the rest of the world. there wouldn't be wars any more, we would be living under global communism :ussr:

I really think there's multiple points where, if he had stopped, we would have pushed to finish what Hitler started in a nukeless world.

I'm pretty sure we were entirely willing and ready to annihilate communism in nuclear fire, probably just waiting for a casus belli before we found out they had stolen and built their own bombs.

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!


ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013


Can't believe Germany couldn't win with these battle yetis.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The wiki article is written like some kind of movie plot and is not how I heard it first but the assassination of Franz Ferdinand was actually kinda comical. Dude was in his motorcade going down the street and they throw a bomb at him and miss. Then they throw a grenade and miss. Theyre all bent out of shape about failing the assassination and Ferdinand goes on with his day and gives his speech. Theyre sitting at some cafe or another moping, when Ferdinand just happens to walk by that spot with his posse after the speech and Princip looks up sees him and shoots him. It was meant to be

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDYb8msRSKc

WORLD WAR ONE

THE WAR TO END ALL WARS

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Tautologicus posted:

The wiki article is written like some kind of movie plot and is not how I heard it first but the assassination of Franz Ferdinand was actually kinda comical. Dude was in his motorcade going down the street and they throw a bomb at him and miss. Then they throw a grenade and miss. Theyre all bent out of shape about failing the assassination and Ferdinand goes on with his day and gives his speech. Theyre sitting at some cafe or another moping, when Ferdinand just happens to walk by that spot with his posse after the speech and Princip looks up sees him and shoots him. It was meant to be

ww1 was funny for a variety of reasons

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Haha what the hell?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down








Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

WW1 basically invented PTSD.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Hitler got mustard gassed as a young soldier and ended up in an asylum

Goes to show, with the right meds, how far you can get in life

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
Can we talk about how much Flyboys sucked?

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

mikerock posted:

The French part of WW1 gets downplayed somewhat in English language history, but I would say that all of 1916 was the same for everyone on the western front regardless of nationality - French, German, British/Commonwealth. It was the beginning of the end of 19th century battle doctrine. Innovation showed in battles like Vimy in 1917 and the opening stages of Operation Michael in 1918 but the grand campaigns continued on for the rest of the war with horrendous casualties, with some of the worst casualty rates by both sides suffered in the Kaiserschlacht and the Hundred Days in 1918.

If you want to look at it from the aspect of cultural suicide I would say that the battle of the frontiers in 1914 was the end of the the belle epoch, perfectly encapsulated in the kindermord.

If you accept the broadly held view that WW1 is ultimately about attrition, the Franco-German front becomes the most important because of the length of frontage and number of divisions involved on both sides. Verdun is the apex of this war of attrition, with such an absurd number of men dying in such a small area, to no greater purpose than their deaths. So its the most WW1 thing that happened during WW1, and the point after which German victory is impossible.


But I absolutely agree that the experience of those fighting was the same across the Western Front, and the Germans, Commonwealth, and French each learn how to adapt from their 19th century doctrines to modern warfare at their own tragi-comic pace. The fact that the Germans were ahead of the curve is the only thing that keeps them in the fight so long.

naem
May 29, 2011

It's scary to think how tiny and short lived the bubble of relative peace and prosperity we all live in itt giving us time to f around online

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

naem posted:

It's scary to think how tiny and short lived the bubble of relative peace and prosperity we all live in itt giving us time to f around online

If alive during WW1, many goons would be at home clandestinely printing communist leaflets and cucking their friends who were dying at The Front.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
World War 1 is a funny name if you think about it was mostly fought in Europe with a little in Western Asia. The only reason it is called a World War is because the Europeans colonized the world.

Also The coming Resource Wars/Third World War will be truly global in conflict.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

texaholic posted:

World War 1 is a funny name if you think about it was mostly fought in Europe with a little in Western Asia. The only reason it is called a World War is because the Europeans colonized the world.

Also The coming Resource Wars/Third World War will be truly global in conflict.

The Japanese were involved. They were in the news a lot in those days since they'd just beat Russia.



Also very excited to drive around in a Toyota Hilux looking for water/slaves a decade from now.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Agag posted:

If alive during WW1, many goons would be at home clandestinely printing communist leaflets and cucking their friends who were dying at The Front.

its true; its what I did during the iraq/afghan wars anyway

naem
May 29, 2011

Hope I'm high enough on the socio economic ladder to survive the resource wars, I guess, otherwise I'm going out in a blaze of glory of some sort

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

texaholic posted:

World War 1 is a funny name if you think about it was mostly fought in Europe with a little in Western Asia. The only reason it is called a World War is because the Europeans colonized the world.

Also The coming Resource Wars/Third World War will be truly global in conflict.

Without checking any resources, it was The Great War until WW2 burst out. The Japanese were involved, along with Turkey, and of course the U.S.; but I think it got the name WWI since the causes of WW2 were directly related to the outcome of WWI. It truly is a sequel in the most literary sense.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Hoch Hoch Der Kaiser!
The best part of the war was when Johnny got his gun and he showed the huns that he was a son of a gun. The war was going great, then those Doughboy fat Americans came in

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Hitler got mustard gassed as a young soldier and ended up in an asylum

Goes to show, with the right meds, how far you can get in life

Yeah, meth is a hell of a drug.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Commie NedFlanders posted:

FINALLY


WWI is seriously the cucked war because it really was the war to end all wars but WWII gets all the pizzaz. I'm P sure WWI might be the most culturally traumatic war ever fought.

It boggles my firkin mind thinking about it.

Young men stuck in trenches for weeks or months, non stop bombardment, a long field of death, the constant threat of total annihilation

The emergence of heavy weapons, artillery, machine guns on a massive scale, and DEADLY GAS

Looming back on history, I don't think any war did as munch damage to humanity as a collective spirit

Didn't end much wars though did it?

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Agag posted:

If alive during WW1, many goons would be at home clandestinely printing communist leaflets and cucking their friends who were dying at The Front.

thats the only ethical thing to do during a war, unironically

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