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Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

Some interesting events from last season:

David Moyes, Pep, Casillas and Irina Shayk helped kick-start a Barcelona treble
Real Madrid went on a long winning streak in the first half of the season but Modric got injured, Bale choked and Ronaldo got dumped and the team petered off into nothingness.
Atletico Madrid thumped Real several times, including a notable 4-0 victory.
Real fired their best manager
Casillas killed himself
Ronaldo scored 48 goals in La Liga, 61 overall (Messi 43 in La Liga, 58 overall)
Messi - Neymar - Suarez scored 122 goals
Perez hired Benitez

Some interesting video highlights:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7FduOPwsJc

Some interesting clubs to follow



Some interesting fixtures



Some interesting pictures











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Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

*need a better thread title tho

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006
I have been watching the pre-season games of Rafa's Real Madrid and they are as boring, negative, and lovely as you could have imagined.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Pedro De Heredia posted:

I have been watching the pre-season games of Rafa's Real Madrid and they are as boring, negative, and lovely as you could have imagined.

It'll be a phenomenal train wreck.

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

hell i love it already

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


wonder how many fans foreign fraud and humanoid Garry Bale will try to hit with his car this year.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Hello new thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esw0eyPaGwM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NK9fN0OViA

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


jesus i've heard of people falling asleep in tanning beds but this looks like he was locked in there for a few days

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

you know i'm really disappointed in messi, ronnie is going around dressed as a beggar, entertaining plebs on the street, being all down to earth and charitable giving and an all-round likeable lad whilst messi is accepting millions of dollars bribes from corrupt dictators to visit their dodgy countries in the midst of his tax fraud trial, putting on ugly tattoos and going around head butting and strangling the blacks

i think i might have to reevaluate my rankings for 1st greatest player of all time and 2nd greatest player of all time

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
1-Ronaldo
2-Del Piero
3-Zidane

it's easy really

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Is the Supercup on tonight? I can't wait to...zzzzz....

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

its on and we have no fit centerbacks due to salmonella, looking forward to the ceremonial massacre

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


This Georgian traditional dance is already better than the game. Have the fuckers rotate for 90 more minutes after this imo.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Looking forward to Krychowiak doing all the moves, unlike that other useless oval office that plays for those twats.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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lmao get owned Barca (until they score 4)

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Banega scores a nice freekick but lmao ter Stegen can't place a wall for poo poo.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


mackintosh posted:

Looking forward to Krychowiak doing all the moves, unlike that other useless oval office that plays for those twats.

He was doing a move alright.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
That was quick.

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

seems like everybody is scoring their free kicks tonight

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liKnJ-ejztw

Edit: Wow this commercial has not aged well

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


This Polish fellow is goddamn useless.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
motherfucker

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
Messssiiii freekick

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

gently caress sake messi

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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lmao whats the point of the keeper and wall anyway

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Healbot posted:

This Polish fellow is goddamn useless.

he's being played out of position :argh:

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
That goal seemed awfully familiar.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


mackintosh posted:

he's being played out of position :argh:

I agree, his heatmap should be centered on the bench.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Looked like Suarez was level with the ball when it was squared to him, not sure about that offside call

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

mackintosh posted:

he's being played out of position :argh:

jozy is polish now?

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
yeah, it looked onside to me

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
Great defence from Sevilla ha ha 3-1

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Sevilla are bad

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Epic ball watching, shocking stuff

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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hrm let me just stand here while Suarez waits for Rafinha to waltz through

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

all the defenders for sevilla have salmonella. i am not joking

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Homework Explainer posted:

all the defenders for sevilla have salmonella. i am not joking

Sevilla ate the eggs

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Seems like Messi needs to teach Cristiano how to take a freekick

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

the scoreline would probably be the same or similar even with fit defenders but we never stood a chance. i believe in the brave sevilla boys to succeed in the league and cl, however

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