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what is wrong with me
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Aug 10, 2015 19:49
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not drinking enough coffee i guess?
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Aug 10, 2015 19:50
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congrats, you have cancer.
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Aug 10, 2015 19:50
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not eating enough poop i guess?
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Aug 10, 2015 19:50
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or are you saying that coffee doesn't not make you poop anymore in that it now makes you poop?
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Aug 10, 2015 19:51
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it no make me poop no more
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Aug 10, 2015 19:52
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Cause you already pooped it all out OP. HTH
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Aug 10, 2015 19:52
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Drink poop juice, idiot.
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Aug 10, 2015 19:53
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you're not pushing hard enough.
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Aug 10, 2015 19:54
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eat more food
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Aug 10, 2015 19:57
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drink stronger coffee also
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Aug 10, 2015 19:57
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eat a handful of ground coffee
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Aug 10, 2015 20:01
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Probably got internal hemorrhoids.
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Aug 10, 2015 20:04
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you ran out of poop
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Aug 10, 2015 20:11
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my advice is, just be yourself
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Aug 10, 2015 20:14
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here let me write a song about it i brew coffee in the morning got a short list of to-dos you know i got them mean old no poo poo blues yea, ooh, yea no poo poo blues i eat all eggs and sausage drink five cups, just dark roast my butt, it's staying empty my intestine's gotta be toast waoooooooo
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Aug 10, 2015 20:20
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takes 3 cuppas to make it through the 'rroidhal gateway
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Aug 10, 2015 21:01
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try adding splenda to your coffee. i dont know if it helps with pooping but it sweetens up your coffee a little bit making it taste great! e: and its 0 calories!!!
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Aug 10, 2015 21:12
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coffee doesnt make me poop, it strongly suggests that i do doo
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Aug 10, 2015 21:14
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People stop pooping at 35. Then they start again at 37, only this time the poops are much bigger and much smellier.
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Aug 10, 2015 21:20
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Perhaps it's a caliber issue. What I'm saying is, your rear end in a top hat might be a little too tight. Perhaps someone here can help you out with that.
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Aug 10, 2015 21:26
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Just eat fiber till you poo poo a hay bale
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Aug 10, 2015 21:41
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Stop taking opiates, and you will poop again.
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Aug 10, 2015 21:44
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its ok op. i can poop enough for two *barney theme starts playing*
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Aug 10, 2015 21:56
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im gay
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Aug 10, 2015 22:42
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your gang stalkers are slipping you decaf
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Aug 11, 2015 06:50
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A coffee enema will definitely cure you
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Aug 11, 2015 06:58
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but your threads are still poo poo anyway so don't worry too much op
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Aug 11, 2015 07:02
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eat more fibre, drink more water, walk more
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Aug 11, 2015 07:03
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Avocados posted:but your threads are still poo poo anyway so don't worry too much op maybe that's op's problem. too much poopin on the internet, not enough poopin irl
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Aug 11, 2015 07:03
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Throw a jaunty splash of whiskey in your coffee, friend. 4 oz should do. You'll be headed down to browntown in no time. No time at all. You can't get up. You just shat your pants. Good job, goon.
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Aug 11, 2015 07:04
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try putting milk in your coffee this will only work if you are lactose intolerant
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Aug 11, 2015 07:04
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Try putting it right up your rear end
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Aug 11, 2015 07:52
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literally stick a funnel into your butt and pour the coffee into it
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Aug 11, 2015 08:21
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just drank some coffee, will poop soon
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Aug 11, 2015 09:17
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Whiskey makes me poop. After that I can continue drinking whiskey.
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Aug 11, 2015 09:22
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Santheb posted:Whiskey makes me poop. After that I can continue drinking whiskey. which then makes you poop. then you continue drinking whiskey. which then makes you poop. do you ever stop drinking whiskey and/or pooping?
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Aug 11, 2015 09:33
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e: double poop post
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Aug 11, 2015 09:33
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There is no God, I agree!
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Aug 11, 2015 09:35
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Mein Eyes! posted:There is no God, I agree! i think u might be in the wrong thread bud!!!
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