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Fun if actual foreplay happens, then most overrated 8 seconds of my life followed by restraining myself from punching the human meatsack still laying on top of me right in his suddenly stupid loving eye, throwing my clothes on in silent rage, spitting a scathing remark about his failure of a job/lack of college degree/deplorable bed etiquette/performance over my shoulder and slamming the door in his pathetic dumb face Wait, what
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 13:40 |
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You pound/get pounded for a few minutes, then you feel immense self loathing for several days.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 13:42 |
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its kind of ok when your doing it but then afterwards you have to deal with the fucker you were loving and all in all it's not worth it take it from me op
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 13:55 |
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its a lot of fun but not worth cleaning up all the turds afterwards
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 13:57 |
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Some of the waifu pillows are a lot harder to rinse out, take it from me
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 14:04 |
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why not, op?
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 15:45 |
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good opul u should try it
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:20 |
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op you should look into the videos, manifesto and actions of elliot rodger
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:43 |
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particularly his last action
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:43 |
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honestly just listen to the album appetite for destruction and you'll pretty much know what it feels like to get sexed the good and the bad
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:56 |
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having sex is like not having sex, except the opposite
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:58 |
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if you have to ask, you don't need to know.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:45 |
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Sex is awesome. It helps me forget the pain of my pathetic existence for at least 30 minutes
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:47 |
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it's like kissing and masturbation mixed together, and not as good as either one you get to play with boobs though, thats a plus.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:40 |
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It sucks and ruined my loving life
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:45 |
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EnabledAssman posted:It sucks and ruined my loving life same
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:46 |
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its v dirty and unhygenic OP, you should abstain for your health
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:49 |
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It's overrated... seems very exciting when you're just getting into it then youre like bleeehhhhggrhg and your junk hurts
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:51 |
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EnabledAssman posted:It sucks and ruined my loving life JiveHonky posted:same Looks at these dads.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:06 |
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OP is spending sept 5-12 on a cruise ship. lets encourage OP to try having some sex and give him good advice
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:07 |
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let me start. OP you will never stumble into some pussy while avoiding interaction with women, try actually putting yourself out there
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:09 |
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My favorite part about sex is laying around naked after, and then staying naked for awhile and watching my girlfriend walk around with no clothes on. Feel sgood. My least favorite part about sex is eating a pussy when that poo poo isn't so fresh.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:17 |
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its weird how you wouldnt lick a slug, but
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:55 |
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it's like this great swelling sadness inside you and you feel this immense sorrow and you just sink under its oppression and then you realize that life is going to be over soon and that everything, including you, is temporary and means nothing and your heart starts to feel like ice and it's like all that is warm in the world goes cold and silent and all that is left is unwavering immutable oblivion at least thats what its like for me
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 20:04 |
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Zzulu posted:it's like this great swelling sadness inside you and you feel this immense sorrow and you just sink under its oppression and then you realize that life is going to be over soon and that everything, including you, is temporary and means nothing and your heart starts to feel like ice and it's like all that is warm in the world goes cold and silent and all that is left is unwavering immutable oblivion I expected a little more from Windows 10 as well.
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Percelus posted:let me start. OP you will never stumble into some pussy while avoiding interaction with women, try actually putting yourself out there cool advice romeo
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 20:26 |
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Percelus posted:try actually putting yourself out there This phrase means nothing and only makes the person giving the advice feel good
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 20:48 |
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Weener Beater posted:Sex is awesome. It helps me forget the pain of my pathetic existence for at least 30 seconds
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 20:57 |
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:What's it like? Women Hate inexperience, they wont say it like that, but they HATE lack of experience. NOW, when you are like i was at age 21, and women in the USA would rater dive into broken glass than gently caress you. You are stuck at a very interesting fork in the road. There's 2 roads that are in front of you: 1. ROAD ONE: Society has you Pegged, and wants you to stay exactly as you are, be a Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Guy, Be sweet, be a doormat, listen to cunts tell you Oh dont worry, you're 21 and never been kissed, there is a woman just waiting to marry you. And, then you wake up one day and you are a 45 year old virgin. 2. Road Two: You realize you have been dealt a hand full of bullshit cards. Society has poo poo in your mouth and is expecting you to swallow. But, rather than do that. You tell your cunty friends to get fist hosed in all their holes, and spit the poo poo out into their face on their way out the door. You realize playing by the rules sure hasnt gotten you any loving success, so i might as well start trying to break a few. I remember the day i lost my virginity to a hooker. I was sitting there, age 21, thinking about all the cunts telling me some girl was out there waiting to be married to me. And, how they acted repulsed if i brought up going out on a date with me. I THOUGHT WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS, society is forcing me into some role i have no interest in playing, well gently caress this poo poo. I had been told OH NO man only crazy people you see on the show Cops gently caress hookers, and the hookers are crazy druggies. And, i decided well i guess im going to be one of those bad guys on Cops then. So i called up a hooker waiting for strung out crack head. And, then i had some beautiful blond haired blue eyed 25 year old standing naked in my bedroom telling me how she couldnt wait to gently caress me. After that experience i realized, I had been lied to. I had been lied to by my parents, by my family, by my peers, by my teachers, by society. I was once a really good guy, who believed all the lies, and only i seemed to have fallen for them, and then i had to simultaneously go and chuck all of them. So thats what i did, i hosed hookers, hung out in strip clubs, had all kinds of wild experiences, granted i didnt get them how someone would normally get them but i still had them, well a funny thing happened after a lot of these experiences, I became a man women actually liked and wanted to gently caress, now im not saying i have a line of models or anything, but i have average women who want to get married to me, and gently caress me. I could of very easily stayed on road one. It's up to you though, are you going to live the Life that has been Shoved on you, or the Life you want for yourself
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 21:04 |
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Deep Water posted:Women Hate inexperience, they wont say it like that, but they HATE lack of experience. That's the most sound advice so far
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 21:09 |
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Windows 98 posted:I was supposed to have sex tonight with ~MY GIRLFRIEND~ but she just got home from a long flight and is tired so she isn't coming by tonight. I know exactly what you're saying. She's going to be spit roasted by the pilot and lead flight attendant tonight. Let us know how tomorrow goes though.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 21:44 |
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gottabefrank posted:This phrase means nothing and only makes the person giving the advice feel good i always thought it meant trying to flirt with cute people in appropriate settings when possible, approaching people at bars/clubs/parties and generally just making an effort to meet women
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 21:51 |
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Percelus posted:i always thought it meant trying to flirt with cute people in appropriate settings when possible, approaching people at bars/clubs/parties and generally just making an effort to meet women You might be able to stumble into the life of some lonely person but it's not very functional advice. Aggressiveness isn't usually the missing piece. You have to think about how many aggressive men there are in a day in the life of a pretty girl. Depends on how high you're shooting for I guess. If you don't have the midas touch, better pay up or stop caring.
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a dog from hell posted:You might be able to stumble into the life of some lonely person but it's not very functional advice. Aggressiveness isn't usually the missing piece. You have to think about how many aggressive men there are in a day in the life of a pretty girl. Depends on how high you're shooting for I guess. the first step to getting laid is meeting people, and in what world is striking up conversation aggressive. do only jock douche alphas approach women in your autistic little world?
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:06 |
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Percelus posted:
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:08 |
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guys, talking to women is dog butt-sniffing behavior
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:10 |
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Honestly I just feel bad for the girls and I wish you virgins wouldn't even get in on the game because it's full.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:11 |
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a dog from hell posted:If you don't have the midas touch, better pay up or stop caring. also this i know OP might be a late bloomer but he isn't incapable of having a romantic relationship with a loving partner
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:15 |
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EnabledAssman posted:It sucks and ruined my loving life B& for account sharing with parents
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Have you not seen American pie? Practice like that first.
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