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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




"im really good with my hands. i loved taking things apart as a kid" ~ every person too stupid to calculate a restaurant tip in their head

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

zVxTeflon posted:

"im really good with my hands. i loved taking things apart as a kid" ~ every person too stupid to calculate a restaurant tip in their head

cool over generalization based on an apperently very recent event . seems pretty normal to me :razz:

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
he/she speaks so well

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
go outside more, virgin :razz: you will get more life experiences and things will start to make more sense to you eventually....

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
rainman in the mothafuckin house :hehe:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

go outside more, virgin :razz: you will get more life experiences and things will start to make more sense to you eventually....

People like to gently caress/get hosed.

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

zVxTeflon posted:

"im really good with my hands. i loved taking things apart as a kid" ~ every person too stupid to calculate a restaurant tip in their head

good with their hands for wackin off 2 gay websites with men spreading their butts for quarters

:chop:

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Just about everyone with hands is good with them it's like a hallmark trait of our species.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
*calculates tip in head* lets just.. go... guys! *stomps feet* *silently glares with arms crossed at person paying for his meal while his host double checks his numbers so he doesnt overpay for taking shithole millennial out to dinner*

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Being a skilled tradesmen has consistently earned solid incomes forever.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
And some people just have it all, sorry OP

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

I'm good with my hands on account of not being a weapons-grade spaz.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Im bad at putting things back together actually. Some people dont have very much at all, thanks for reminding me OP

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Peta posted:

I'm good with my hands on account of not being a weapons-grade spaz.

Here's 20 bucks, jerk me off

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




types up poorly formatted resume. skills hmm im literally a retard. an idea forms. types "good with my hands"

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

moose face posted:

Being a skilled tradesmen has consistently earned solid incomes forever.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i like to fix my sprinklers if they break or need to be upgraded (sprinklers is not a computer game, OP)

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


that hand is cool as gently caress imo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:gizz:

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

moose face posted:

Being a skilled tradesmen has consistently earned solid incomes forever.

also you don't become a pussy rear end bitch queer when you do real work rather than sitting at a fat man desk and listening to women gossip all day

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

zVxTeflon posted:

types up poorly formatted resume. skills hmm im literally a retard. an idea forms. types "good with my hands"

peaople who work with their hands are dumb, while you on the other hand, are very smart. we get it, buddy. calm down.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




good with your hands huh well i have a position for you.

Gets hired to create new elaborate gang signs

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

VendaGoat posted:

Here's 20 bucks, jerk me off

Be nice to me.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

dad gay. so what posted:

peaople who work with their hands are dumb, while you on the other hand, are very smart. we get it, buddy. calm down.

actually they live a long time eating bacon and eggs every morning rather than dying at 40 due to heart disease

what i'm trying to say is you are a gbs treasure and i don't want you to die

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
i would LOVE to see you say that to Baraka's face

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
They may not have the intelligence to articulate it well, but they are basically saying they know how to be useful through the use of other kinds of intelligence . Unlike limp wristed pale manbabies that need an app for every conceivable thing.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




i would survive the zombo apocalurps i am good with my hands says geust star chris jerico to chris hardwick on his hit tv show the talking dead

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
(as robert deniro) *pulls down glasses to look over the top at idiot fag OP* hey is that billy gates over there? *looks around* looks like we got ourselves a real albert einstein over here... heh. get me a donut and shut the gently caress up you filthy fuckin millenniial

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009


im good with my thing with digits of some form on it

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
My high school friend wasn't the most sharp or brilliant guy. Not stupid, just not noticeably bright.

But that mother hosed had that intuitive skill to brain a squirrel from a 100 yards away with a soccer ball or a hacky sack. He was phenomenal at almost every sport.

Plus he was hot and all the chicks wanted him. I think he wins at life.

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

His girlfriend will definitely vouch he is good with his hands :boom:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Peta posted:

Be nice to me.

You're now mine. You follow me around and I'll protect you. In GBS I got your back. I'll mentor you and teach you how to survive. In return, you my bitch. You do what I say, when I say it.

Gimme yo cornbread.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i have excellent dexterity in my weird flipper

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Wicker Man posted:

My high school friend wasn't the most sharp or brilliant guy. Not stupid, just not noticeably bright.

But that mother hosed had that intuitive skill to brain a squirrel from a 100 yards away with a soccer ball or a hacky sack. He was phenomenal at almost every sport.

Plus he was hot and all the chicks wanted him. I think he wins at life.

please work out

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Your mom says Im good with my hands (and my weener)

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

VendaGoat posted:

You're now mine. You follow me around and I'll protect you. In GBS I got your back. I'll mentor you and teach you how to survive. In return, you my bitch. You do what I say, when I say it.

Gimme yo cornbread.

I bet I am taller than you.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Why is it "I'm good with my hands" impresses the ladies but "I'm good with my tongue" doesn't?

Tongue should be more impressive imo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

Your mom says Im good with my hands (and my weener)

this guy sucks poo poo

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Peta posted:

I bet I am taller than you.

Even if you is, you isn't. Bitch boy

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