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Festus The Fetus
Mar 8, 2010
So I am both drunk and high right now and I just accidentally squished a spider when was on my hands and knees while I was grabbing my bottle that dropped under the table.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
thats loving amazing

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:secondpost:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
you should google coincidence and read the definition maybe then get back to us?

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Gatekeeper posted:

you should google coincidence and read the definition maybe then get back to us?

You're right, he meant it's ironic

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
it's really loving weird I don't tell too many people this but every year, this is where it gets really weird, every year my birthday is on the same day

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Now, now, now, you know you need your Master's permission to eat the spiders.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

amityville anus posted:

it's really loving weird I don't tell too many people this but every year, this is where it gets really weird, every year my birthday is on the same day

Happy birthday

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
did you say sorry to the spider?

SD87
Jun 7, 2011
Its called being krunk you human being

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



sppoooky

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
thats some messed up poo poo

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
drunk AND high stick to one you hedonistic slob

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
coincidence???????????

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Happy birthday

even though every day is today my birthday is not today but it is on the same day every year

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

amityville anus posted:

even though every day is today my birthday is not today but it is on the same day every year

so are there ghosts in your anus or what

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

nice, op, thanks

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

A misanthrope posted:

coincidence???????????



get the president on the phone

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nefarious posted:

get the president on the phone

he already knows :tinfoil:

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