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GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

I like to grill avocados. Cut them in half, throw them on there, and after a few minutes just take em off, throw some salt on, and enjoy.

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psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I like to grill avocados. Cut them in half, throw them on there, and after a few minutes just take em off, throw some salt on, and enjoy.

I dunno about that... Dont they get weird and leathery?

# ? Aug 14, 2015 05:35

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

psyopmonkey2 posted:

I dunno about that... Dont they get weird and leathery?

no. they get good and tasty.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 05:37

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

My sister had an avocado tree that grows this weird softball sized variety. It's seriously ridiculous how big they are. One or two is enough guacamole for a whole party.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 05:41

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Hobohemian posted:

My sister had an avocado tree that grows this weird softball sized variety. It's seriously ridiculous how big they are. One or two is enough guacamole for a whole party.

The Haas breed is too small and goes bad too fast. Choquette are the ones youre talking about and theyre amazing.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 05:49

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Hobohemian posted:

My sister had an avocado tree that grows this weird softball sized variety. It's seriously ridiculous how big they are. One or two is enough guacamole for a whole party.

Maybe your parties. :smuggo:

# ? Aug 14, 2015 06:00

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Hobohemian posted:

My sister had an avocado tree that grows this weird softball sized variety. It's seriously ridiculous how big they are. One or two is enough guacamole for a whole party.

sounds nice, jealous of those 'cados

# ? Aug 14, 2015 06:01

Fake James: Aug 18, 2005; Y'all got any more of that plastic?; Buglord

Mash up some 'cados and 'dines, lets get dad as poo poo up in here

# ? Aug 14, 2015 06:09

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

King of Bees posted:

Maybe your parties.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 06:09

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Geoff Zahn posted:

Mash up some 'cados and 'dines, lets get dad as poo poo up in here

I love avocados and I love sardines.

I cant do both.

Blargh.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 06:10

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Geoff Zahn posted:

Mash up some 'cados and 'dines, lets get dad as poo poo up in here

maybe put it on a 'za w heirloom 'matos, a nice michelada on the 'side

# ? Aug 14, 2015 06:11

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

TEAYCHES posted:

maybe put it on a 'za w heirloom 'matos, a nice michelada on the 'side

suckin a 'nis, eatin some 'hole

# ? Aug 14, 2015 06:13

smooth jazz: May 13, 2010

Avocadoe is spelt with an e, moran.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 06:15

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

i like through tough times and trolling on internet we all come together as one for our love of avocado

# ? Aug 14, 2015 08:56

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

I had some with dinner tonight. Good stuff. I eat avocados often.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 08:57

tripwood: Jul 21, 2003; "Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.

had the best avocadoes in south america, so fresh and delicious right from the tree
they also call em PALTAS

they sometimes eat it for breakfast on bread with a little honey or salt. v. versatile fruit

# ? Aug 14, 2015 09:00

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

i find loving some guac with my cuac to be very pleasurable but go easy on the lime juice!

# ? Aug 14, 2015 09:06

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

This is the worst photoshop thread in the history of GBS

# ? Aug 14, 2015 09:48

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# ? Aug 14, 2015 10:02

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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# ? Aug 14, 2015 10:27

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

avoca-d'oh

# ? Aug 14, 2015 11:32

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
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I like avocados except when they're stringy. Ugh horrible gets-stuck-in-your-teeth stringyness!

# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:34

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
(and can't post for 2 years!)

DemonToadGoat posted:

Are they nuts fruits or veggies?

Avocados are berries.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 13:06

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

I used to live in a nice house with a big avocado tree in the backyard. I had a Brazilian roommate for a while there, and one day be got the biggest avocado from the tree, scooped it into a blender, added milk and sugar, and blended it up into a smoothie. He gave me a cup. As someone who grew up eating avocado with salt, pepper, and lemon juice on them, it was loving disgusting.

Asians also like putting sugar on their avocados. That's gross.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 13:26

Fairly passive: Nov 4, 2012; Not as productive as I should be

Avocados relied on giant sloths to spread their seeds. They should be extinct.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 14:21

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Not a fan. Why not give me pea soup puke?

# ? Aug 14, 2015 14:24

corpuscollossus: Apr 19, 2007

It takes half a swimming pool to grow single avacado. They should be banned until the rains return (ie banned always)

# ? Aug 14, 2015 14:35

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Obviously a lot of thought, hard work, dedication, sacrifice, sweat and tears went into creating that OP. Congrats on your major accomplishment, you should feel free to rest on your laurels and bask in your victory of fine penmanship and imagination.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 15:37

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

Haier posted:

I used to live in a nice house with a big avocado tree in the backyard. I had a Brazilian roommate for a while there, and one day be got the biggest avocado from the tree, scooped it into a blender, added milk and sugar, and blended it up into a smoothie. He gave me a cup. As someone who grew up eating avocado with salt, pepper, and lemon juice on them, it was loving disgusting.

Asians also like putting sugar on their avocados. That's gross.

Youre a tard, they are delicious in sweet smoothies

# ? Aug 14, 2015 16:00

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

social vegan posted:

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this owns

# ? Aug 15, 2015 02:52

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# ? Aug 15, 2015 02:58

h_double: Jul 27, 2001

I love a good torta sandwich: a fresh crisp roll with sliced avacado, refried beans, scrambled egg, sliced tomato, some smoked chorizo and a spread of mayo.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 03:19

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

There are avocado trees all around here and I want to steal from them but I know my neighbors are watching and waiting for avocado-stealing whores like me to strike.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 03:20

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Geoff Zahn posted:

Mash up some 'cados and 'dines, lets get dad as poo poo up in here

put it on sourdough and stick that in the even and it's really good

# ? Aug 15, 2015 03:21

Darth Continent: Dec 13, 2004; I sense a
disturbance
in my bowels...

A local supermarket periodically sells 10 for $1.00 each. I'll make a point to choose the greenest (and therefore firmest) ones I can, then enjoy a lazy Sunday in my hot top with them and a jar of Vaseline as I carefully insert them, one by one, into my anus. So far I haven't needed an ER visit, I just wait for them to ripen to perfection and they slide right out, ready to serve!

# ? Aug 15, 2015 07:38