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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

does someone have VendaGoats number? put that clown on suicide watch

:suicide:



Seriously though, six loving pages of this?

Chick wanted to change something, she did. It made her happy, so good for her.

I don't get bent out of shape if someone drops ten pounds, if they want to.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nefarious posted:

have the brabuying sexhavers explained how 32 is bigger than 34 yet

BigBra is controlling your thoughts, man. :tinfoil:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Windows 98 posted:

Sofia Vergara has a contract stating only one set of massive tits are allowed on set, and it's hers.

I wouldn't doubt this.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rambling Robot posted:

Sofia Vergara is an awful actor with boobs.

Let me tell you about Bo Derek.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
"Ooooo my boobs make my back and neck hurt. Waaaaaaa, Waaaaaaa. Better get them lopped off. Pussy, bitch"
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http://gfycat.com/BothCheapBear

:nws:(just in case) Does contain Comically Oversized, Circus tits.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cams posted:

i don't like that this thread didn't become a dumping ground for images of women with large breasts

:justpost:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

extra stout posted:

the woman with the world record tit implants of like 80 pounds looked confused when they asked her that and she said 'no i work out'

20 million women sigh as their laziness is exposed

https://youtu.be/TUEkwrK9R3M?t=1m1s

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Blistex posted:

Does the surgery change her ranking of 2nd worst actor on the show?

Who is the first and third?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Flesh Forge posted:

8 page thread about a teenager's titties, nice

Like fifty articles posted by five hundred different online periodicals.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Flesh Forge posted:

isn't it great how lovely the entire world is, i know right

Be the change you want to see in the titties.

No wait.

Change the world by getting boobies.

Er...

Get breast implants.

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Aug 18, 2015

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ElGroucho posted:

I guess my question is why even mention it

Why not just get it done and then say "Weight loss" and no one is the wiser

Your answer is; The American public, media outlets and basic human nature.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ChairmanMeow posted:

not telling people you took a bit off the top is not a lie

A lie of omission?

Devil's advocate and all that.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Germstore posted:

There is no such thing as a lie of omission when the people it is being omitted from have no business knowing.

Granted.

Now apply this to a person that is a celebrity and in the public eye at all times. It becomes a scandal. And then things turn into an even more overblown media circus.

Can a country get a media reduction?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

vyst posted:

fat (tits) is beautiful

You and I know this better than anyone :respek:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
http://www.ibtimes.com/modern-family-cast-member-sarah-hyland-comments-ariel-winters-breast-reduction-2058290

Sarah Hyland, woman whom co-stars as Ariel's sister on the show, "I'm glad she got them reduced. Now I don't feel so inadequate as a woman."

:v:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Speleothing posted:

She probably just wasn't well-fitted in her earlier bras.

So when she says she went from 32F to 34D she is literally telling the truth about what size bras she would buy and is now buying. Even though the 32s were too small a band size.

What if the didn't actually give her a reduction, just bought her a bra that fit correctly and didn't cause her breasts to mound into mountains?
:tinfoil:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

toggle posted:

why is there no penile reduction surgery in the news?? my massive knob is giving me sore hip flexors. but no, its always the women and their big brets that make the news :rolleyes:

Women only bitch when another woman has more than herself, men don't give a gently caress?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Uncle Wemus posted:

So what'd they do with the stuff they cut off

:v:Tits for Tots:v:

:suicide:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
People get plastic surgery because of low self esteem, resulting from various reasons, some of which would be outside peer pressure to conform to a societal "Norm" and an internal feeling of not belonging.


Water is Wet
The Sun will Rise in the East
Playboy Often Airbrushes
People Often Breathe
News At 11

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Absolute Lithops posted:

A lot of people who get breast reductions cite sexual harassment/abuse focused on their boobs, especially at a very young age :(

Yup.

The whole "Hey guys! Look at the 'insert slur here'" poo poo is alive and well.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ChairmanMeow posted:

i can promise you your band should not change.

Personal experience?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ChairmanMeow posted:

My guilty pleasure is plastic surgery forums and properly fitted bras.

After dating a well endowed woman, I can understand this and everyone needs a hobby. Hooby? :v:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

TwoFire posted:

did you almost suffocate when she sat on you face or did you just eat the ol' tin can?

Neither, I just enjoyed how her large pendulous breasts completed engulfed my micro-penis and made me look like a girl.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:v:If only women made fun of smaller boobed women, thereby pushing them all to play a game of leapfrog cupsize, through plastic surgery. :v:

AMA about my fetish porn site

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Troposphere posted:

I'm tempted

I've thought about implants because I'm super tired of people thinking I'm a preteen but I'm afraid of them looking fake...obviously what I need is an injection of 100% all natural boobmeat

Call this man

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Boobs Big, So What?

Boobs Small, So What?

Boobs, So What?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

FIRST TIME posted:

Breasts are cool and everything but I'm more of an rear end man.

Your feelings on rear end Reduction Surgery?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Miss Areola Canasta posted:

A woman - or man's - beauty isn't dependent upon whether or not someone else would want to [ ] them.

Riiiiiiiiight.....

No one has become jealous and banged someone because the person they lust after's partner is hotter than them.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
If you're not happy with your body, you can change it.
If you're not happy with your body, you can change it!
If you're not happy and you know, well your chest can surely grow.
If you're not happy with your body you can change it.

If your donger is too short, you can change it.
If your donger is too short, you can change it.
If your donger is so small, that you can't see it with your eyes, you can change it.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Did they ever make boob jokes about her on the show??

Strangely, no.

Plenty of silly poo poo jokes about the other sister though. I bet it was because she was supposed to be the "hot" one.

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