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4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

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Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

loquacius posted:

I feel the need to clarify that I have no opinion one way or the other on SA forums user Troposphere's boobs and merely meant to comment on fashion models in the context of their value as an example of female beauty. Sorry, Troposphere, your boobs are probably fine but if you want to do something else with them that's probably fine too!

I felt bad because Trop is a good poster :(

don't worry this is the most attention my boobs have ever got

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Miss Areola Canasta posted:

What, like a keloid? Now that would be terrible. Like, 50s drive-in movie terrible. Every time you cut it off it grows back - BIGGER!

i had a friend who got breast reduction surgery for the same issues, her breasts grew back to full size and she had to have a second breast reduction surgery lol poo poo seemed painful af

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Want to, but wouldn't. (I think that should be safe, right?)

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Nonsense posted:

I'd high five any 19 year old, especially a minority, who was interested in your pre-18 year old daughter hope this helps.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

vyst posted:




Nonsense posted:

I'd high five any 19 year old, especially a minority, who was interested in your pre-18 year old daughter hope this helps.



vyst supports pedophilia. MODS

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



4outof5 posted:


vyst supports pedophilia. MODS

I don't understand what the problem is he just wants to take your daughter out for a nice dinner and maybe a rated PG movie and then a christian side hug before the night ends. Is that so wrong?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

meg from family guy

Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004

vyst supports pedophilia. MODS
[/quote]

pre-18 year old daughter hoarder spotted. MODS

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

Can a country get a media reduction?

Some sort of murdochectomy

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


this is a loving crime im literally crying irl

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
If you're not happy with your body, you can change it.
If you're not happy with your body, you can change it!
If you're not happy and you know, well your chest can surely grow.
If you're not happy with your body you can change it.

If your donger is too short, you can change it.
If your donger is too short, you can change it.
If your donger is so small, that you can't see it with your eyes, you can change it.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

SirEvelynTremble posted:

lets not be raciast against mexicans though. I'm sure once they sneak through the border they stop wanting to gently caress kids

Trump 2016

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


my wife is upset because she has ariel winter's proportions almost exactly pre-surgery

not to brag or anything

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

SirEvelynTremble posted:



Why is it that people from the ten 18y/o age of consent states have the biggest mouths?
According to this chart you're in the minority so stfu ya little bitchtard 17 y/old is legal in 40 states

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

my wife is upset because she has ariel winter's proportions almost exactly pre-surgery

not to brag or anything

Uh huh

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
his "wife" is also pre-surgery herself in another way

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

my wife is upset because she has ariel winter's proportions almost exactly pre-surgery

not to brag or anything


dont lie

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
its gonna b weird when she keeps getting fat now

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I can't believe that she's younger than arya stark.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

my wife is upset because she has ariel winter's proportions almost exactly pre-surgery

not to brag or anything

So does your wife look fat like she did? Shorter women just look fat with huge boobs.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




I have this printed out right above my jerk station

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

is this thread full of babes now?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

david... posted:

is this thread full of babes now?

goddamnit you scared them off again

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

:(

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


Launch the nukes.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

loquacius posted:

"If there's grass on the field, play ball!" -- the official government of a Mexican state, apparently

seriously america is wasting time obliterating goat farmers overseas when theres just as many backwards 3rd world pedos south of the border

trump is right

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

In Nebraska (and probably some other states IDK) it's 16 but only if you're a 17-18 year old. It basically changes according to age so you can legally gently caress someone two years younger than you down to a minimum of 16. A 19 year old could legally have sex with a 17 year old but not a 16 year old and if you're 20+ you can't legally have sex with anyone below 18. edit: it's actually 17 in general so once you're 19+ then the age of consent is always 17.

I hosed a 19 year old with DD tits back in March and I miss them badly but she moved away :(

my kinda ape fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Aug 20, 2015

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Do robots have age?

This robot I built is sentient but i'm not sure what the rules are here before I stick my dick in it

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Zzulu posted:

Do robots have age?

This robot I built is sentient but i'm not sure what the rules are here before I stick my dick in it

Is it intelligent enough to give informed consent? If yes then go for it, if no then you can never gently caress your robot unless you upgrade its robobrain sufficiently.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Al Nipper posted:

seriously america is wasting time obliterating goat farmers overseas when theres just as many backwards 3rd world pedos south of the border

trump is right

I had a chance to sleep in this morning and instead I was woken up by loving leaf blowers and poo poo at 7:00 am.

So now I'm voting for Trump.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
My only regret is that I can't stab all of you at once :ese:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

ElGroucho posted:

My only regret is that I can't stab all of you at once :ese:

not with that attitude

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I just have one thing to say

Titties

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Did they ever make boob jokes about her on the show??

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Did they ever make boob jokes about her on the show??

Ed O'Neill sucked on her big titties in one episode, and hosed her pussy.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Ed O'Neill sucked on her big titties in one episode, and hosed her pussy.

Stee-rike!

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
All is lost.

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