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i guess its implied or are the older ladies not pedos?
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:31 |
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Top City Homo posted:i guess its implied you have never had sex have you?
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:31 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you have never had sex have you? are you an older lady?
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:33 |
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How did you know my fetish?
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:33 |
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Top City Homo posted:are you an older lady? I could be
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:33 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I could be
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:35 |
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i imagine thats what older ladies do before they pick up young studs and gently caress them without being called mommy
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:36 |
I've seen porn that directly contradicts this entire threads premise.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:37 |
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June 25, 1745 My dear Friend, I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient. But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these: i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable. 2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman. 3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience. 4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes. 5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. 6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy. 7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy. 8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!! Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:37 |
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VendaGoat posted:June 25, 1745 I didn't read a goddam word of this
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:38 |
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same but i wanna quote it to be a dick
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:40 |
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VendaGoat posted:June 25, 1745 there we go
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:40 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I didn't read a goddam word of this its ben franklin have some respect u poo poo
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:40 |
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Top City Homo posted:its ben franklin Let me sum up Older women keep they mouth shut, in terms of gossip yo . They know how to gently caress. They won't get pregnant. They like it as much as you.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:44 |
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VendaGoat posted:Let me sum up wanna gently caress that old slut
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:45 |
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Top City Homo posted:wanna gently caress that old slut
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:46 |
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VendaGoat posted:Let me sum up sounds like Ben
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:46 |
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I like to gently caress younger men and call them mommy, just to defy the expectations of patriarchy.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:47 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:sounds like Ben Ben's check list.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 05:48 |
Look at this guy, this op who has never seen a video of a 30 something balding man in a giant pink baby dress being "cradled" and jerked off and breast Fed as he calls a bored 50 something fetish escort"mommy" Like you're new to the internet or something
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 06:02 |
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ok are these "men" more or less broken than the women with a daddy's issues?
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 06:03 |
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VendaGoat posted:Ben's check list.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 06:04 |
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i dint read the thread but id like to fucks some yung studs... please tell me where to go
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 06:07 |
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Top City Homo posted:ok are these "men" more or less broken than the women with a daddy's issues? More
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 06:08 |
Top City Homo posted:ok are these "men" more or less broken than the women with a daddy's issues? Equally.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 06:11 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i dint read the thread but id like to fucks some yung studs... please tell me where to go this is the place friend GBS stands for GAY BOY STUDS
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 06:12 |
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lmao if you think there's anything from with deepdicking a 40 year old milf
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 06:12 |
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~that feel when mommy says she'll feed you cummies but you get poopies instead~
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 06:31 |
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Top City Homo posted:this is the place friend represent
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 06:52 |
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Top City Homo posted:this is the place friend oh wtf?? all these years
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 06:59 |
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Daddy Long Legs is a children's book about a dude buys an orphan, has her write journals to him so he can get the most intimate details of her life so he can use that to seduce her.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 07:06 |
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Why would they? The fundamental premise of this thread makes no sense. This is pointless, this doesn't even qualify as material to fill the ceaseless, unending need for valid content I need to stave off my hunger to just die in this joyless hellscape of existence. Ay papi
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 07:21 |
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Breetai posted:~that feel when mommy says she'll feed you cummies but you get poopies instead~
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 07:26 |
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the only older woman i'll call mommy is my second grade teacher.
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 08:34 |
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toggle posted:oh wtf?? all these years hosed up being secret but now its out we should come over and watch some porn together
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 09:23 |
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Tato posted:Why would they? The fundamental premise of this thread makes no sense. This is pointless, this doesn't even qualify as material to fill the ceaseless, unending need for valid content I need to stave off my hunger to just die in this joyless hellscape of existence. talk dirty to me bb
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 09:24 |
Breetai posted:~that feel when mommy says she'll feed you cummies but you get poopies instead~ What sissy gets for playing with xir clitty
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 09:27 |
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the brits say mum
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 09:28 |
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Can we armchair diagnose Benjamin Franklin because of all those weird capitalisations or was that normal back then?
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 09:29 |
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mdm posted:the brits say mum Not all of them, my mum says mom for example.
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