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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i guess its implied


or are the older ladies not pedos?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Top City Homo posted:

i guess its implied


or are the older ladies not pedos?

you have never had sex have you?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you have never had sex have you?

are you an older lady?

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

How did you know my fetish?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Top City Homo posted:

are you an older lady?

I could be

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

:wink:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

i imagine thats what older ladies do before they pick up young studs and gently caress them without being called mommy

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I've seen porn that directly contradicts this entire threads premise.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

I didn't read a goddam word of this

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
same but i wanna quote it to be a dick

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

VendaGoat posted:

June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

there we go

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I didn't read a goddam word of this

its ben franklin

have some respect u poo poo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Top City Homo posted:

its ben franklin

have some respect u poo poo

Let me sum up

Older women keep they mouth shut, in terms of gossip yo :q:. They know how to gently caress. They won't get pregnant. They like it as much as you.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

VendaGoat posted:

Let me sum up

Older women keep they mouth shut, in terms of gossip yo :q:. They know how to gently caress. They won't get pregnant. They like it as much as you.

wanna gently caress that old slut

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Top City Homo posted:

wanna gently caress that old slut

:hfive:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Let me sum up

Older women keep they mouth shut, in terms of gossip yo :q:. They know how to gently caress. They won't get pregnant. They like it as much as you.

sounds like Ben

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I like to gently caress younger men and call them mommy, just to defy the expectations of patriarchy.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

sounds like Ben

Ben's check list.

    Is she a French Whore?
END OF loving LIST!

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Look at this guy, this op who has never seen a video of a 30 something balding man in a giant pink baby dress being "cradled" and jerked off and breast Fed as he calls a bored 50 something fetish escort"mommy"

Like you're new to the internet or something

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
ok are these "men" more or less broken than the women with a daddy's issues?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Ben's check list.

    Is she a Whore?
END OF loving LIST!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i dint read the thread but id like to fucks some yung studs... please tell me where to go

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

Top City Homo posted:

ok are these "men" more or less broken than the women with a daddy's issues?

More

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Top City Homo posted:

ok are these "men" more or less broken than the women with a daddy's issues?

Equally.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

dad gay. so what posted:

i dint read the thread but id like to fucks some yung studs... please tell me where to go

this is the place friend

GBS stands for GAY BOY STUDS

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
lmao if you think there's anything from with deepdicking a 40 year old milf

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
~that feel when mommy says she'll feed you cummies but you get poopies instead~

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Top City Homo posted:

this is the place friend

GBS stands for GAY BOY STUDS

represent

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Top City Homo posted:

this is the place friend

GBS stands for GAY BOY STUDS

oh wtf?? all these years

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Daddy Long Legs is a children's book about a dude buys an orphan, has her write journals to him so he can get the most intimate details of her life so he can use that to seduce her.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Why would they? The fundamental premise of this thread makes no sense. This is pointless, this doesn't even qualify as material to fill the ceaseless, unending need for valid content I need to stave off my hunger to just die in this joyless hellscape of existence.

Ay papi

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Breetai posted:

~that feel when mommy says she'll feed you cummies but you get poopies instead~

:yikes:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the only older woman i'll call mommy is my second grade teacher.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

toggle posted:

oh wtf?? all these years

hosed up being secret

but now its out

we should come over and watch some porn together

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Tato posted:

Why would they? The fundamental premise of this thread makes no sense. This is pointless, this doesn't even qualify as material to fill the ceaseless, unending need for valid content I need to stave off my hunger to just die in this joyless hellscape of existence.

Ay papi

talk dirty to me bb

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Breetai posted:

~that feel when mommy says she'll feed you cummies but you get poopies instead~

What sissy gets for playing with xir clitty

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
the brits say mum

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Can we armchair diagnose Benjamin Franklin because of all those weird capitalisations or was that normal back then?

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Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

mdm posted:

the brits say mum

Not all of them, my mum says mom for example.

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